ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Safeway #2908 Eureka! Yum yum!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Safeway #2908 Eureka!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that Safeway #2908 Eureka knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Wow! Roachy can see himself in your butterknives! Way to go, Safeway #2908 Eureka!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Safeway #2908 Eureka! Yum yum!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Take a victory lap, Safeway #2908 Eureka! In the race that is maintaining a clean and healthy establishment you've earned Roachy's gold medal! Eat here today, everyone!!”