ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Shotz Coffee - Fortuna!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Shotz Coffee - Fortuna! Yum yum!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Take a victory lap, Shotz Coffee - Fortuna! In the race that is maintaining a clean and healthy establishment you've earned Roachy's gold medal! Eat here today, everyone!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail Shotz Coffee - Fortuna!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Wow! Roachy can see himself in your butterknives! Way to go, Shotz Coffee - Fortuna!!”