The Patron Kitchen on INSPECTED! Humboldt County Health Inspections from the Lost Coast Outpost

CHP: Traffic Collision, Unknown Injuries at Highway 101 N and Scotia Offramp 3:30 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/jan/04/#incident-1124089">911 FROM A CELL PHONE &#8212; 2200 block of SECOND ST 2:42 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/jan/04/#incident-1124087">KEEP THE PEACE &#8212; 100 block of FOURTH ST 2:41 a.m.
CHP: Animal Hazard at Highway 255 and Jackson Ranch Rd 2:24 a.m.
CHP: Traffic Hazard at Highway 101 S and Herrick Ave Onramp 2:20 a.m.
CHP: Traffic Hazard at Highway 36 and Alderpoint Rd 1:56 a.m.
EPD: <a href="https://lostcoastoutpost.com/patrolled/eureka/2026/jan/04/#incident-1124088">PATROL CHECK &#8212; 1500 block of MCCULLENS AV 1:55 a.m.

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that The Patron Kitchen knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, The Patron Kitchen!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail The Patron Kitchen!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Ooo! Welcome to Sanitarytown! Population: The Patron Kitchen! I see lots of happy hungry mouths in this establishment's near future!!”