The Patron Kitchen

70 Wildwood Ave, Rio Dell

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that The Patron Kitchen knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, The Patron Kitchen!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Both patrons and the health department agree! This place sets the standard for Humboldt food facility cleanliness! All hail The Patron Kitchen!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Ooo! Welcome to Sanitarytown! Population: The Patron Kitchen! I see lots of happy hungry mouths in this establishment's near future!!”

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