The Patron Kitchen

70 Wildwood Ave, Rio Dell

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Take a victory lap, The Patron Kitchen! In the race that is maintaining a clean and healthy establishment you've earned Roachy's gold medal! Eat here today, everyone!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, The Patron Kitchen!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to The Patron Kitchen! Yum yum!!”

Routine Inspection

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that The Patron Kitchen knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

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