ROACHY SAYS:

“Take a victory lap, Trish's Out of the Way Cafe! In the race that is maintaining a clean and healthy establishment you've earned Roachy's gold medal! Eat here today, everyone!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Humboldt foodies rejoice! Our reports show that Trish's Out of the Way Cafe knows how to get you fed in a sanitary manner. Now that's nummy!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Wow! Roachy can see himself in your butterknives! Way to go, Trish's Out of the Way Cafe!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Wow! Roachy can see himself in your butterknives! Way to go, Trish's Out of the Way Cafe!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Huzzah! This establishment has successfully impressed the government! Kudos, Trish's Out of the Way Cafe!!”

ROACHY SAYS:

“Zero violations! Now that's how you keep 'em coming back for more! I'll be sending all my human friends to Trish's Out of the Way Cafe! Yum yum!!”