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LoCO’s 2016 Presidential Election Funeral

The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern

Democracy OVER. Let’s drink on a Tuesday and bury this whole horrific election deep in the ground.

Yes, the 2016 United States Presidential Election Reality Show is set to culminate with it’s season finale on Nov. 8. To commemorate, your Lost Coast Outpost and Richards’ Goat Tavern are teaming up to celebrate with y’all at a red, white and/or blue event featuring multiple screens of THE MEDIA’s election night coverage, a big ol’ map on the wall that we’ll color in and eventually rip to shreds, ‘Merica-themed prizes, maybe some surprises, alcohol and sobbing. Whee!

This is an early show. The first polls close on the East Coast at 4 p.m. West Coast (best time) time, so if you want to know how badly Florida has decided to ruin our country you’ll want to blow off work early. Oh, there is limited seating too.

America is dead! Long live America!

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WHERE

• The Miniplex at Richards’ Goat Tavern

PRICE

• Free