POLL! Where Are We On Christmas Trees, Humboldt?
Your turkey obligations are done for the year. ‘Tis time to move onto the next thing. So, friends and neighbors, are we doing the tree thing this year? Or nah?
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“Oh, right. I will be purchasing a pre-cut tree from a conveniently located parking lot near my home. God bless us, everyone.”
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“See, what you do is you get your permit, then you drive off into the hills and harvest a freshie. Doing it this way makes me feel outdoorsy and warrior-like.”
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“Time to drag the plastic tree out of the garage. Boom. Done.”
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“Ahem! I’m a proud member of the living Christmas tree movement! Some people have ‘em in pots. Some people have ‘em in their yard. Why should something have to die to decorate my home for a month?”
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“Bah. Not everyone does this holiday nor do we crave seasonal foliage in our living rooms. I am behind on vacuuming enough as is.”
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“Just over it.”
1,986 votes cast.
Poll’s closed!
(And now, let us remember Humboldt’s greatest ever Christmas tree.)
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