Extra! Extra! For over a decade now, your Lost Coast Outpost has prided itself on being on the cutting edge of delivering timely information to you, our trusted and attractive Humboldt readers. Still, over the years, our elderly subscribers have, time and again (and again), wondered if there was another, more expensive way we could chronicle the goings-on of our fair county, a way that’d remind them of the good ol’ days.

Well, friends, that day has arrived.

Today, we launch LoCO PAPER, a daily printed news, uh, paper-y thing that brings you all of yesterday’s news in one hard-to-access place that offers the added benefit of stripping the ability to publicly comment from the outraged amongst us. Most of you will agree, this is great for everyone.

In the coming days and weeks we’ll be rolling out exciting new/old features to our print readers — AI-written horoscopes, Beetle Bailey reruns, advice from the ghost of Ann Landers — but for now, please take the following poll and tell LoCO how wise we are for making this incredible business decision.