This coming Saturday, Humboldt Roller Derby will return to Redwood Acres Fairgrounds for a family-friendly-but-bone-crunching double header. This will be the final HRD event before the summer break allows the players much-needed time to let their bruises heal.

Those who’ve attended derby bouts in the past know that these are hard-hitting affairs staged by fierce and capable skaters. But surely you’re thinking: “Which of our local squads would I most want to reach out to for protection when legions of the undead penetrate the redwood curtain on the hunt for human flesh?” It’s a valid question we’ve all pondered. Well, today we settle this. Scroll for visual references:

Choose your fighters, Humboldt! Vote now! 

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