Today @ 4:20 p.m. / Pollz
POLL! With the Election Over, Should We Invest Every Ounce of Energy in Encouraging the Sequoia Park Zoo to Get a Baby Pygmy Hippo For Humboldt?
For whatever reason, it really feels like the algorithm gods have opted for maximum distribution of populace-calming Moo Deng-related content these past couple of days. Is that just for LoCO? Perhaps. Either way, it got us thinking: Why can’t Humboldt have its own baby pygmy hippo to help us forget about everything that is so very wrong in the world? That sounds pure and good and wholesome, right?!
Humboldt! Should we stop everything else we are doing and will this moist, pudgy dream into existence?
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