POLL! You've Been Granted Unsupervised Access to the Humboldt Drug Task Force's Evidence Room and Have Been Told You Can Keep One Treat From Their Arcata Bust Earlier This Week. What Will You Choose?

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POLL! You’ve Been Granted Unsupervised Access to the Humboldt Drug Task Force’s Evidence Room and Have Been Told You Can Keep One Treat From Their Arcata Bust Earlier This Week. What Will You Choose?

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Great-but-weird news! The Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office drew you at random from hat containing the names of everyone in Humboldt who’ve made sure to show up for every one of their jury duty summons. That’s you, right?! Well, congratulations. You are the winner of their first ever Good Citizen Lottery! Yay, you!

What do you win? Well, if you read the headline to today’s LoCO Pollz, surely you won’t need me to craft more of this ridiculaous scene!You’re in! Choose your prize below!

(Note: In this fantastical scenario, the $130k in cash seized in the case has gone mysteriously missing. Oh well.)

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