Last week, a reader wrote the LoCO Pollz community to ask for its help. He said:

I have a poll idea with a question I’ve wondered about for a while, as my wife and I eat apples differently. Could you put this in as a poll so we can see which one of us is weird?

We live to serve.

So imagine you have already taken the first bite of an apple. The apple is there in your hand. Now you are ready for your second bite.

Do you:

1. Rotate the apple downward, so that your top teeth are resting on unbitten skin when you go in for bite #2, as one half of this couple does? Or do you …
2. Rotate the apple upward, so that your bottom teeth are resting on the unbitten skin, as the other half of this couple does?

You and I both know that one of these people is insane. Let’s gently tell them, in poll form, the proper way to take that second bite of the apple.