Fortuna’s most patriotic gas station stands at a crossroads. 

It’s been another one of those fun/terrifying days on ye olde Internet, what with the two most powerful and sassy people in the world rage-posting at each other on their respective social media platforms. This is what we voted for.

But amidst this Only-in-America spectacle, spare a thought for the Freedom Fuel gas station on Main Street in Fortuna. Since the 2024 election, they’ve proudly sported a bold TRUMP/MUSK banner on their business.

Oof. It would seem as though they have a tough decision to make today. And we’ve decided it is up to you to help them choose.

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Who Should the Freedom Fuel Gas Station in Fortuna Continue to Pledge Its Allegiance To?