Here we go. The SFGate is the latest of countless media outlets to realize they can squeeze a few clicks out of some version of “No Way! California’s Smallest Licensed Bar is Reeeaaally Small! AND It’s On a Boat! Wowie!” It never doesn’t work. 

As any true Humboldtian knows, the bar in question is on the 115-year-old MV Madaket, Humboldt Bay’s most famous maritime presence. Long may she sail. For today’s dumb poll — LoCO likes clicks, too — we’re asking you to think back. Are you doing it? OK, now tell us: How many Madaket trips would you reckon you’ve made in your time on this planet? Whatever your answer is, try and shove it into one of our predetermined responses below, you salty dog.

How Many Madaket Cruises Have You Taken on Humboldt Bay in Your Lifetime?