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POLL! The United States is Getting Torched at the Winter Olympics! What Gives?
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Dang, I mean, admittedly your Peacock-less Lost Coast Outpost hasn’t been paying much attention, but we look up for one sec and it seems like Team USA is getting absolutely humiliated in the Winter Olympics!
We’re standing at a distant third place, with only 21 medals at the time of this writing, well behind both Norway and Italy!
The men’s giant downhill slalom was won by … a Brazilian! The US came in FIFTEENTH!
How does any of this make any sense? Explain it to me like I’m two.
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