— Orly Taitz. What can one say? Obama’s birth certificate was certainly faked, and he’s using a dodgy social security number too. Why have we not heard more about the homosexual members of Obama’s former church who were murdered since he took office? Who is messing with Orly’s car?

Yeah. If you missed her interview with KSLG’s John Matthews, you can suffer through it below:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/John_Matthews_KSLG/Podcasts/John_Matthews_KSLG-Orly_Taitz042811.mp3

— Internet retailer Amazon.com has a “Green Blog.” Last week, in the runup to Earth Day, that blog set out to name the “greenest” towns in the United States, based on their purchases of “green products” through the corporate giant’s Web store.

Whaddya know! Eureka, Calif. ranks, thanks to the outsized amount of “gardening products” it buys through Amazon. Take a bow, Eureka! Your fanatical devotion to homegrown “parsley” and “basil” is making the world a better place.

— Albuquerque’s weekly newspaper, the Alibi, turns us on to a new novel set in Humboldt County. An interview with author Summer Wood reveals that her second book, Wrecker, is a bildungsroman of a city youth who’s sent to the Humboldt backwoods in the mid-‘60s, where — spoiler alert! — crazy shit happens.