You want to know what local teens really think?
A handful of anonymous Twitter accounts have caught the LoCO’s eye. Seemingly authored by local high school students, with names like “Mack High Problems“ and ”Ferndale Probz,” they are a something of a curiosity sinkhole.
These accounts aren’t immune to a little back and forth, and the frankness suggests the authors feel comfortable hiding in plain sight.
Some are more entertaining than others, and some posts are downright vile. Seriously. But, if Twitter is as revolutionary as some claim, the revolution might not be spelled correctly.
When the councilor is hotter than any girl at the school #tunaprobz
— Fortuna High Probz (@4tunaHighProbz) March 26, 2012
The only thing girls blow here are trees #mackhighprobs
— Mack high problems (@mack_highPROBS) March 26, 2012
When sandals are considered provocative #SBCSproblems
— SBCS Problems (@SBCSproblems) March 25, 2012
While I’m getting high in the back of the classroom, my teacher is already high in the front of the classroom. #AHSprobz
— AHS probz.(@arcatahighprobz) March 27, 2012
When the most famous guy from our town looks like a porcupine #FHSprobz twitter.com/FerndaleProbz/…
— FHS Probz (@FerndaleProbz) March 27, 2012
When two girls with Boyfriends @ EHS hook up with an Arcata Guy.. at the same time #EHSprobz
— EurekaHighProbz (@EurekaHighProbz) March 26, 2012