This happened. Let’s assume that if you clicked this, you’re not going to be offended by some butt cheeks. We’re going to go ahead and let Jennifer Shinn describe what she saw and ultimately posted on Facebook as she drove down Myrtle Avenue today:

I was stopped at a red light and see this naked man dancing/strutting ahead of me on the sidewalk! Grabbed my phone, first to take pics then called it in. I guess there had already been a lot of calls already, sadly I missed him being taken away, my light turned green :)

Thanks, Jen. And now scroll down to see the most important thing that happened in Eureka today.

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