‘Twas the night before Christmas, and up in Old Town 
The street walking screamers were just settling down

The Gazebo was decked out in red, white and green
And the carriage horse pee had all been washed clean

When oe’r at The Works there appeared such a sight
Crazier than when Zoltar got drunk on Great White
A famous person arrived, wha?! to browse the CDs
Or the vinyl, the posters, perhaps used DVDs.

Sara Bareilles, oh boy! She’s home for the season!
And she tweeted the following for nostalgic reasons: