May 2019

Some Ne’er-Do-Well Went Joyriding on the Grass at Newburg Park in Fortuna Over the Weekend

April 2019

NON-EXCLUSIVE: Read The Redacted Mueller Report

January 2019

It’s Time to Go Home Now

October 2018

Humboldt Sheriff’s Office Announces Addition of 17 Li’l Pigs

September 2018

(VIDEO) Mike Huckabee Thinks Ferndale is His Kind of Town, Makes Weird Joke About It

March 2018

Yes, Arcata is a Bit Smoky Today

February 2018

Old Town Tree Down

December 2017

(VIDEO) Someone Wrote a Theme Song for the HUMBOLDT PAWS CAUSE and Reminded Us That the Internet Can Be OK

Bill Murray Had Some Halibut in Eureka, OK?

November 2017

It’s a Beautiful Day Out, So the Navy Decided to Practice Landing Planes

August 2017

Is This Your Bunny?

You Had One Jah(b), Reggae Signmaker

May 2017

Congressman Huffman Joins the Internet in Scrambling to Define ‘Covfefe’

Double Sunbow All the Way Across the Sky

February 2017

(PHOTOS) Giant Brawl Erupts on Arcata Plaza (With Pillows)

Hollywood Blocked Off Wabash Today So a Couple of Actors Could Grind on the Hood of a Car

Oh! It Seems We Can Now Finally Talk About The Movie Filming in Humboldt

January 2017

How Long Until We Go To Ukiah’s Now-Open In-N-Out Burger?

(VIDEO) The Latest Call of Duty® Game Takes Place in a Zombie-Plagued Rave in the Redwoods

(PHOTOS) Catch a Falling Star

(PHOTO) Outpost Reporter Totally Embarrasses Himself With Actor Jemaine Clement

(PHOTOS) Humboldt is Currently Collecting its Craig Robinson Selfies

October 2016

Busted News Day: a Punk Pit Bull and a Pot-Bellied Pig

July 2016

Who’s Enjoying Our Redwoods Now? It’s Hall of Fame Football Coach Tony Dungy!

Da Huff Could Not Resist

HI, GUY!: Humboldt’s Favorite Frosty-Tipped Native Son Rolls Into Town, Hikes, Buys a Shirt

June 2016

Stuffed Mountain Lion Stolen From a Hoopa Dump is Returned After Suspect Learns It’s Not Garbage

Ellen DeGeneres Reads Old Humboldt News on National Television

(VIDEO) Who Let That Damn GEICO Gecko Near Our Majestic Redwoods?

Ooo! Does This Qualify as Humboldt Parkour? (VIDEOS)

(UPDATING! LIVE VIDEO!) LoCO is Going to Try to Get Into This Redding Donald Trump Rally

May 2016

Wait Long Enough and a Roving Arcata Cow Herd Will Mow That Lawn For You

(PHOTOS) Guerrilla Eureka Signsmith Formally Recognizes Old Town’s Emasculated Phallic Foliage

Incoming HSU Students, Your Housing Problems are No More*

(VIDEO) Humboldt Ex-Couple Subject Themselves to Judge Judy’s Wrath In Case of Missing RV/Burned Clothing, Receive Nothing

April 2016

That Band That Had That Song a Few Years Ago That Went ‘WHEEP, whoop whoop, WHEEP’ Drove Through Redwoods on Their Day Off

LETTER TO THE EDITOR: LoCO Got a Letter From Someone in Zürich Named ‘Feduardo’

(VIDEO) This 12-Year-Old Eurekan Irish Step Dancing on a Redwood Stump Needs Your Vote

Let’s List Everyone in Humboldt Making Funny This April Fool’s Day (UPDATING, MAYBE)

March 2016

Myrtletown: Where a Turkey Will Occasionally Get Stuck in a Garage

February 2016

(VIDEO) HUMBOLDT #TBT: Remember When The Tonight Show Sent Tom Green to Eureka?

January 2016

Yo, Students! Check This First Day of School Deal in HSU’s Bookstore!

(UPDATE) Wanna Win Tonight’s Powerball Jackpot, Humboldt? Here’s Where to Buy Your Ticket!

SLOW NEWS DAY: WinCo Shopping Cart Putting

BREAKING: A Rainbow for Humboldt (PHOTO)

December 2015

Does McKinleyville Even Exist? Like at All?

A Humboldt Christmas Poem or: Sara Bareilles Returns Home, Keeps it Real For the Holidays

(VIDEO) U-Haul Driver Attempts McDonald’s Drive-Thru, Hits Sign and Roof

(VIDEO) Wanna See a Big Ass Tree Fall Down in the Eureka City Hall Parking Lot?

SLOW NEWS DAY: This is Our Favorite 3rd Grade Drawing of the Arcata Police Chief as a Reindeer