Hardly News
May 2019
Some Ne’er-Do-Well Went Joyriding on the Grass at Newburg Park in Fortuna Over the Weekend
April 2019
NON-EXCLUSIVE: Read The Redacted Mueller Report
January 2019
October 2018
Humboldt Sheriff’s Office Announces Addition of 17 Li’l Pigs
September 2018
(VIDEO) Mike Huckabee Thinks Ferndale is His Kind of Town, Makes Weird Joke About It
March 2018
Yes, Arcata is a Bit Smoky Today
February 2018
December 2017
Bill Murray Had Some Halibut in Eureka, OK?
November 2017
It’s a Beautiful Day Out, So the Navy Decided to Practice Landing Planes
August 2017
You Had One Jah(b), Reggae Signmaker
May 2017
Congressman Huffman Joins the Internet in Scrambling to Define ‘Covfefe’
Double Sunbow All the Way Across the Sky
February 2017
(PHOTOS) Giant Brawl Erupts on Arcata Plaza (With Pillows)
Hollywood Blocked Off Wabash Today So a Couple of Actors Could Grind on the Hood of a Car
Oh! It Seems We Can Now Finally Talk About The Movie Filming in Humboldt
January 2017
How Long Until We Go To Ukiah’s Now-Open In-N-Out Burger?
(VIDEO) The Latest Call of Duty® Game Takes Place in a Zombie-Plagued Rave in the Redwoods
(PHOTO) Outpost Reporter Totally Embarrasses Himself With Actor Jemaine Clement
(PHOTOS) Humboldt is Currently Collecting its Craig Robinson Selfies
October 2016
Busted News Day: a Punk Pit Bull and a Pot-Bellied Pig
July 2016
Who’s Enjoying Our Redwoods Now? It’s Hall of Fame Football Coach Tony Dungy!
HI, GUY!: Humboldt’s Favorite Frosty-Tipped Native Son Rolls Into Town, Hikes, Buys a Shirt
June 2016
Stuffed Mountain Lion Stolen From a Hoopa Dump is Returned After Suspect Learns It’s Not Garbage
Ellen DeGeneres Reads Old Humboldt News on National Television
(VIDEO) Who Let That Damn GEICO Gecko Near Our Majestic Redwoods?
Ooo! Does This Qualify as Humboldt Parkour? (VIDEOS)
(UPDATING! LIVE VIDEO!) LoCO is Going to Try to Get Into This Redding Donald Trump Rally
May 2016
Wait Long Enough and a Roving Arcata Cow Herd Will Mow That Lawn For You
(PHOTOS) Guerrilla Eureka Signsmith Formally Recognizes Old Town’s Emasculated Phallic Foliage
Incoming HSU Students, Your Housing Problems are No More*
April 2016
LETTER TO THE EDITOR: LoCO Got a Letter From Someone in Zürich Named ‘Feduardo’
(VIDEO) This 12-Year-Old Eurekan Irish Step Dancing on a Redwood Stump Needs Your Vote
Let’s List Everyone in Humboldt Making Funny This April Fool’s Day (UPDATING, MAYBE)
March 2016
Myrtletown: Where a Turkey Will Occasionally Get Stuck in a Garage
February 2016
(VIDEO) HUMBOLDT #TBT: Remember When The Tonight Show Sent Tom Green to Eureka?
January 2016
Yo, Students! Check This First Day of School Deal in HSU’s Bookstore!
(UPDATE) Wanna Win Tonight’s Powerball Jackpot, Humboldt? Here’s Where to Buy Your Ticket!
SLOW NEWS DAY: WinCo Shopping Cart Putting
BREAKING: A Rainbow for Humboldt (PHOTO)
December 2015
Does McKinleyville Even Exist? Like at All?
A Humboldt Christmas Poem or: Sara Bareilles Returns Home, Keeps it Real For the Holidays
(VIDEO) U-Haul Driver Attempts McDonald’s Drive-Thru, Hits Sign and Roof
(VIDEO) Wanna See a Big Ass Tree Fall Down in the Eureka City Hall Parking Lot?
SLOW NEWS DAY: This is Our Favorite 3rd Grade Drawing of the Arcata Police Chief as a Reindeer