Good morning, crimefighters!

The Fortuna Police Department is asking community eyeballs to take a gander at the security camera footage below taken from a house on Joseph Street. Who is that dude on the porch who scoops up a lamp and shoves it under his sweatshirt, hmm? Oh, he grabbed another one! Geez!

Call the FPD at 1-800-78-CRIME if that body shape rings a bell.

Video of theft suspect. Theft occurred on Joseph Street. Contact the department or the crime tip hotline at 1-800-78-CRIME if you have any information.

Posted by Fortuna Police Department on Thursday, November 19, 2015


Above (and below): He love lamp.

UDPATE, 9:11 a.m.: More video, below, from the homeowner, this time showing the “getaway vehicle” if you want to call it that.