Blam! Bang up job, team


As LoCO reported this morning, the City of Eureka is experimenting with ways to better surveil its citizenry while also discouraging future encroachment by annoying tourist-types who might have previously desired to take their own photos of Old Town’s most recognizable landmark.

Cap those lenses, moochers! This gazebo is no long for your ‘gram.

After looking at yesterday’s security camera pole deployment and thinking to themselves, “Hell yeah! We nailed that!”, city officials reached out to other organizations and municipalities around the globe to offer their expertise on how to tastelessly monitor their high-traffic areas. Shockingly, many were eager to apply Eureka’s peculiar concepts to their own renowned locations. We’re not sure how, but within hours, city crews were dispatched around the globe and, well, see for yourself.