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Hey, did you see those big U-turns in the sky yesterday? Many of you did, judging by the number of photos posted to social media. 

What’s the story? Well, a subset of you will conclude with absolute certainty that the sky-donuts were composed of noxious chemicals spooged into the troposphere by nefarious globalists to control the weather/human population/our brains. Eek!

Others will reference flight-tracking websites and see that Boeing was testing one of its new 777-9s. These twin-engine wide-body behemoths are “set to revolutionize long-haul air travel” when they go into commercial service in 2027, according to at least one industry website.

This particular jet departed the King County International Airport, aka Boeing Field, around 12:30 p.m. and cruised down the coast at speeds exceeding 500 miles per hour. The pilot(s) then pulled an aerial brodie over Humboldt Bay and did a couple of laps between here and the Coos Bay vicinity before returning to Seattle shortly after 5 p.m.

When the hot, moist emissions from jet engines come into contact with the frigid air at 40,000 feet, streams of ice crystals are formed, leaving behind the long, thin trails of condensation in the sky. That’s assuming you trust scientific consensus, of course.

Watch the video below for more information and/or indoctrination.