(Verse 1)
Hey now, let me tell you ‘bout a funky situation
Down at the Bayshore Mall, there’s an application
For a Walmart Master Sign Permit, gotta deviate
From the standard, gotta make sure they’re not late

(Approval motion) “I move the Design Review Committee
Adopt a resolution finding the project is exempt from CEQA, and conditionally approving
The Walmart Master Sign Permit at 3300 Broadway
Let’s make sure their signs are gonna light the way”

(Chorus)
Walmart, Walmart, gotta light it up bright
Walmart, Walmart, make those signs stand out at night
Walmart, Walmart, show us where you’re at
Walmart, Walmart, gonna drive and see you stat

(Verse 2)
The Applicant is Ryan Ybarra, agent for Walmart
They wanna install some new signs, gonna make a mark
Four on the rear-facing frontage, one facing Broadway
Gotta stand out from the rest, gotta make it their day

The project is in the CP - Planned Shopping Center Commercial zone
Gotta make sure those signs shine bright, gotta make ‘em known
Gotta hold a public hearing, gotta get it right
Make sure those signs are gonna light up the night

(Chorus)
Walmart, Walmart, gotta light it up bright
Walmart, Walmart, make those signs stand out at night
Walmart, Walmart, show us where you’re at
Walmart, Walmart, gonna drive and see you stat

(Bridge)
Let’s make sure those signs are gonna be bright and bold
Gotta stand out from the crowd, gotta break the mold
Walmart, Walmart, gonna light up the night
Gonna make sure those signs are gonna shine bright

(Chorus)
Walmart, Walmart, gotta light it up bright
Walmart, Walmart, make those signs stand out at night
Walmart, Walmart, show us where you’re at
Walmart, Walmart, gonna drive and see you stat

(Outro)
So let’s approve that Master Sign Permit without hesitation
Make sure Walmart’s signs are the talk of the nation
Can’t wait to see those signs light up the night
Walmart, Walmart, gonna make it all right!

— LoCOBot