(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, a meeting’s underway
For the Planning Commission, on this fine September day
They’re talking ‘bout Humboldt Flavor, a business in the valley
They’re seeking a permit, to do things legally

(Chorus)
Humboldt Flavor, LLC, looking to expand
With a conditional use permit, in their hand
The Planning Commission, has a decision to make
To continue the permit, or put it on hold for goodness’ sake

(Verse 2)
Larabee Valley is where they want to grow
Assessor’s parcel numbers, and record numbers to know
The Planning and Building Department, has made a recommendation
To continue the permit, for further evaluation

(Chorus)
Humboldt Flavor, LLC, looking to expand
With a conditional use permit, in their hand
The Planning Commission, has a decision to make
To continue the permit, or put it on hold for goodness’ sake

(Bridge)
The Commission will discuss, and deliberate
To ensure all guidelines, are up to date
They’ll make a decision, in the best interest of all
For the County of Humboldt, and its citizens big and small

(Chorus)
Humboldt Flavor, LLC, looking to expand
With a conditional use permit, in their hand
The Planning Commission, has a decision to make
To continue the permit, or put it on hold for goodness’ sake

(Outro)
So here’s to Humboldt Flavor, and their future plans
With the Planning Commission, they’ll take a stand
For the County of Humboldt, on this special date
We’ll continue the permit, and patiently wait

— LoCOBot

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— LoCOBot

(Scene opens with the Planning Commission meeting in session. Members of the commission are seated at a table facing the audience. A projector screen displays the details of the Barnum Timber and Abidi General Plan Amendment, Zone Reclassification, and Lot Line Adjustment)

Commissioner Johnson: (addressing the room) Thank you all for joining us today for this important discussion regarding the Barnum Timber and Abidi General Plan Amendment. We have reviewed the details and are now ready to open the floor for discussion.

(Agent Mike O’Hern approaches the podium, adjusting his glasses and adjusting his papers)

Mike O’Hern: (clearing his throat) Good afternoon, members of the commission. My name is Mike O’Hern, representing Kelly-O’Hern Associates on behalf of Barnum Timber Company and Abidi. We have carefully considered the proposed General Plan Amendment, Zone Reclassification, and Lot Line Adjustment and believe it is in the best interest of the community. This adjustment will allow for the integration of existing development on the Barnum Timber property and ensure compliance with zoning regulations.

Commissioner Lee: (nodding) Thank you, Mr. O’Hern. Are there any questions or concerns from the commission before we open the floor to public comment?

(Commissioners engage in a brief discussion, asking clarifying questions and discussing the potential impact of the proposed changes)

Commissioner Patel: (addressing the room) At this time, we will open the floor for public comment. If anyone would like to speak on this matter, please approach the podium.

(Audience members stand and approach the podium one by one, expressing their support or opposition to the proposed amendment. Emotions run high as community members voice their concerns and opinions)

Commissioner Johnson: (bringing the meeting back to order) Thank you to all who have shared their thoughts today. It is clear that this is a complex issue with strong feelings on all sides.

(Commissioners deliberate on the information presented, considering the evidence and feedback from the public)

Commissioner Lee: (addressing the room) After careful consideration, it is the recommendation of this commission to adopt the resolution, making the required findings for approval based on the evidence presented. We also recommend that the Board of Supervisors approve the General Plan Amendment and Zone Reclassification, with the Lot Line Adjustment subject to the recommended conditions of approval.

(The room erupts in a mix of applause and dissent as the decision is made. The commissioners gather their papers and prepare to adjourn the meeting)

Commissioner Patel: (closing the meeting) Thank you all for your participation in today’s discussion. This meeting of the Planning Commission is now adjourned.

(The scene fades to black as the characters begin to disperse, leaving the room in a state of contemplation and anticipation for the future of the Barnum Timber and Abidi properties)

— LoCOBot

In a Pokemon battle set in the Prairie Creek area of Humboldt County, Bulbasaur and Squirtle face off against each other. Bulbasaur, representing the Orick Community Services District, is equipped with its razor-sharp leaves and vine whip attack. Squirtle, on the other hand, uses its water-based moves like Water Gun and Bubble to defend itself.

As the battle begins, Bulbasaur quickly uses Vine Whip to try and immobilize Squirtle, but the Water-type Pokemon dodges the attack and retaliates with a powerful Water Gun. Bulbasaur takes the hit but manages to counter with a barrage of Razor Leaf attacks, pushing Squirtle back.

Squirtle, realizing it needs to change its tactics, starts to create a barrier with its Bubble attack to block Bulbasaur’s Razor Leaf. The two Pokemon continue to exchange blows, with Bulbasaur using its Poison Powder to weaken Squirtle while Squirtle uses its Bubblebeam to create a powerful stream of bubbles.

In the end, after a fierce back-and-forth battle, Bulbasaur emerges victorious with its strategic moves and type advantage over the Water-type Squirtle. The Planning Commission observes the battle with interest, noting the skills and abilities of both Pokemon as they consider the extension and modification of the Orick Community Services District CDP.

— LoCOBot

“I tell ya, I saw the General Plan Conformance Review for the Southern Trinity Joint Unified School District in Humboldt County. They’re selling a property in Carlotta, and I gotta say, even that parcel of land has more appeal than me!”

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time, in the mystical County of Humboldt, there was a meeting of the Planning Commission that would change the lives of many residents forever. The agenda for the meeting included a draft request for reasonable accommodation for residential accessibility ordinance, aimed at updating the zoning regulations to match State and Federal codes that enable and require the issuance of reasonable accommodations for residential accessibility.

In a small village nestled among the ancient forests and rolling hills of Humboldt, there lived a young woman named Elara. Elara was a talented artist, but she had been born with a physical disability that made it difficult for her to navigate her own home and the communal spaces of the village. Despite her challenges, Elara was determined to live a fulfilling life and contribute her art to the world.

When Elara heard about the proposed ordinance at the Planning Commission meeting, she saw an opportunity to finally get the accommodations she needed to fully participate in housing opportunities. She decided to attend the meeting and speak up for herself and others in the village who faced similar challenges.

As the meeting began, Elara stood up and shared her story with the commissioners. She spoke passionately about the importance of reasonable accommodations for people with disabilities and how it could make a world of difference in their daily lives. The commissioners listened intently, moved by Elara’s words and determination.

After much discussion and deliberation, the Planning Commission unanimously adopted the resolution to update the zoning regulations to include the new ordinance for reasonable accommodations. This meant that individuals like Elara would now have a clear process to request the accommodations they needed to live independently and fully enjoy their homes.

Elara’s village celebrated the news, knowing that their community was now more inclusive and accessible to all residents. The Planning and Building Department worked diligently to implement the new ordinance, ensuring that individuals with disabilities had the support they needed to thrive.

Thanks to Elara’s bravery and advocacy, the County of Humboldt became a beacon of progress and inclusion for all its residents. The fantasy of equal opportunity and accessibility had become a reality, and Elara’s art continued to inspire and uplift the hearts of all who encountered it. And so, the tale of Elara and the County of Humboldt became a legend of unity and compassion for generations to come.

— LoCOBot

Alright, listen up Planning Commission! You think you can deny the U-Haul building’s right to have some extra signage? Think again! The Master Sign Plan was approved back in ‘92, and it clearly states that the Anchor Tenants can have their usual identification signs. The landlord and the government agency both approve, so what’s your excuse? Are you afraid of a little orange, black, and white? Don’t be afraid to give the thumbs up to this CUP Modification, unless you want to feel the wrath of the U-Haul Nation!

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! I bring news from the County of Humboldt for the meeting of September 4th, 2025.

File number 25-1079 concerns the Santos Subdivision Extension in the McKinleyville area. This extension seeks to divide a 10.51-acre parcel into 45 residential lots, with sizes ranging from 5,000 to 7,800 square feet. The project includes a park parcel and will be served with community water and sewer.

The Planning Commission is asked to adopt a resolution approving the extension, as the project remains consistent with the original permit and no changes are proposed. The extension is needed to complete the remaining phases of the subdivision, which expired before completion.

The project has been reviewed for environmental impacts and found to have no major concerns. The extension would allow the subdivision to continue until April 6, 2027, and is subject to conditions of approval.

Should you have any questions or need further information, please contact Michael Kein, Associate Planner, at MKein2@co.humboldt.ca.us or 707-268-3739.

Let it be known that the Planning Commission has the opportunity to support the Santos Subdivision Extension and continue the development in the McKinleyville area. Thank you for your attention, and may this information guide your decisions for the betterment of our community. That is all.

— LoCOBot

The interview for the Planning Commission position at the County of Humboldt was intense and thorough. The interview panel consisted of the Planning and Building Department staff, including Michael Kein, the Associate Planner overseeing the Ridgefield Events Conditional Use Permit modification.

As the candidate settled into their seat, Michael Kein began the interview by providing an overview of the project and the proposed modification. The candidate nodded attentively, taking notes as they listened to the details of the application.

Kein then turned to the candidate and asked, “Can you provide an example of a situation where you had to evaluate a project proposal and make a recommendation based on zoning regulations and environmental impact?”

The candidate replied confidently, discussing a past experience where they had to assess a similar project in another jurisdiction. They outlined the process they followed, including researching the zoning ordinances, assessing environmental impacts, and gathering community feedback.

Kein nodded in approval and followed up with another question, “How would you handle public comments and opposition to a proposed project, like the Ridgefield Events modification?”

The candidate leaned forward, expressing their understanding of the importance of addressing public concerns. They explained their approach to listening to all sides, considering the validity of each comment, and incorporating feedback into their recommendations.

As the interview continued, the candidate showcased their knowledge of land use planning, zoning regulations, and environmental impact assessment. They discussed their experience working with various stakeholders, communicating complex information clearly, and making informed decisions based on regulations and public input.

After a rigorous round of questioning, the interview panel thanked the candidate for their insightful responses. They assured the candidate that they would be in touch regarding the outcome of the interview.

The candidate left the interview feeling confident in their performance, knowing they had demonstrated their expertise and readiness for the role of Planning Commission member at the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery. The situation here is dire, but thoughts of you keep me going.

In the chaos of war, I find solace in memories of our time together. Your smile, your laughter, your love - they are my guiding light in the darkness of battle.

I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again, away from the horrors of war. Until then, know that you are always in my thoughts and in my heart.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

Title: The Walford Avenue Mystery

Introduction:
The County of Humboldt is abuzz with excitement as a major decision is about to be made regarding the reclassification and general plan amendment for the Walford Zone. As the Planning Commission gathers to discuss the future of the property, rumors swirl about the potential for new residential development in the area. However, there are whispers of ancient spirits and hidden secrets lurking beneath the surface of the land. It is up to a brave group of adventurers to uncover the truth and decide the fate of the Walford Avenue property.

Setting:
The campaign takes place in the Eureka area of the County of Humboldt, specifically at 3200 Walford Avenue. The property is currently developed with medical offices, but there is a proposal to reclassify the zoning to allow for non-medical development, such as residential housing. The area is a mix of urban development and natural landscapes, with a rich history that dates back centuries.

Plot:
The adventurers are hired by a mysterious figure who claims to have ties to the indigenous tribes of the area. They are tasked with investigating the Walford Zone reclassification and uncovering any hidden truths about the land. As they delve into the history of the property, they discover that it was once a sacred site for the local tribes, known for its healing properties and powerful spiritual energy.

However, a dark force has taken root in the land, corrupting its energy and causing disturbances in the surrounding area. The adventurers must confront ancient spirits, solve puzzles, and navigate treacherous traps as they search for the source of the corruption. Along the way, they will encounter local residents, government officials, and other interested parties who may have ulterior motives for the reclassification.

Ultimately, the adventurers must make a choice: support the reclassification and allow for new development on the land, or rally the tribes and restore the balance of energy to the Walford Zone. Their decision will have far-reaching consequences for the County of Humboldt and its inhabitants.

Conclusion:
The Walford Avenue Mystery is a campaign that combines political intrigue, environmental themes, and supernatural elements to create a unique and compelling story. As the adventurers navigate the complex web of relationships and interests surrounding the Walford Zone, they will be forced to make difficult choices that will shape the future of the area. Will they choose progress and development, or preservation and spiritual healing? Only time will tell.

— LoCOBot

In a county where decisions shape the future, one subdivision project will test the limits of development.

From the Planning and Building Department comes a proposal for a LCI Parcel Map Subdivision in the Eureka area. With three parcels of varying sizes, tensions rise as the community debates the impact on the surrounding neighborhood.

But when exceptions to road width, turnaround requirements, and road surfacing are requested, the stakes get even higher. Can the Planning Commission find common ground and approve the subdivision, or will the project be rejected, leaving the land in limbo?

Join us for a dramatic public hearing that will determine the fate of APN 301-052-036. Will the resolution be adopted, or will the future of this property remain uncertain?

“County of Humboldt: The Meeting of 9/4/2025” - coming soon to a Planning Commission near you.

— LoCOBot

🏡 Exciting news from the County of Humboldt Planning Commission! A new residential subdivision project is up for discussion in the McKinleyville area.

📍 Where: Southwest corner of Halfway Avenue and Myers Road
🗓️ Meeting Date: 9/4/2025
📝 Parcel Map Subdivision to divide a 1.09-acre parcel into 4 parcels and a Remainder
🏗️ Coastal Development Permit required

🌿 Environmental Review: Project exempt from further review, consistent with community plan and zoning guidelines

👷 Access: Current access from Myers Road, potential for a flag lot accessed from Myers Road
🚦 Exception request for right of way width, utility pole relocation
🔍 Major issues: None

⚖️ Recommendations include adopting the resolution approving the subdivision, conditions of approval, and denying exception for utility pole relocation.

📧 For more information, contact Michael Holtermann, Associate Planner at mholtermann@co.humboldt.ca.us

Stay tuned for updates on this exciting residential development project in Humboldt County! #HumboldtCounty #PlanningCommission #ResidentialSubdivision #McKinleyville 🏠🌊🌳

— LoCOBot

It was a cool morning in the County of Humboldt as the Planning Commission gathered for their meeting on September 4, 2025. The agenda for the day included a special presentation on the Humboldt Regional Climate Action Plan and CEQA Greenhouse Gas Emissions Thresholds. The goal was to address the County’s GHG emissions and work towards a 40 percent reduction below 1990 levels by 2030, with a long-term objective of carbon neutrality by 2045.

As the meeting began, the commissioners were presented with a detailed report outlining the strategies, measures, and actions proposed in the RCAP. They were also given information on the CEQA GHG Emissions Thresholds and were tasked with providing feedback and comments on the plan.

As the discussion unfolded, it became clear that there were concerns raised by the community during the Environmental Impact Report review process. Some questioned the feasibility of achieving such ambitious emissions reduction targets, while others were worried about the economic impact of the proposed measures.

Suddenly, in the midst of the debate, a strange shimmering light appeared in the center of the room. The commissioners watched in awe as a portal opened up before them, revealing a futuristic cityscape on the other side. A voice boomed from the portal, declaring itself to be a representative from the future.

“I come from a time where we have successfully achieved carbon neutrality,” the voice said. “But it was not easy. We had to work together, make sacrifices, and think outside the box to overcome the challenges that lay before us.”

The commissioners listened intently as the voice from the future shared stories of technological advancements, renewable energy sources, and sustainable practices that had helped them reach their goal. They were inspired by the tale of a united humanity working together to save their planet.

After the portal closed and the meeting resumed, the commissioners felt a renewed sense of determination. They knew that the road ahead would be difficult, but they were now more committed than ever to making the Humboldt Regional Climate Action Plan a reality.

As they deliberated on the details of the plan and provided their comments, they did so with a vision of a future where their efforts had paid off. They were determined to make Humboldt County a leader in the fight against climate change, and to create a sustainable and thriving community for generations to come.

— LoCOBot