In th’ County o’ Humboldt fair,
On the fifth o’ February in the year
O’ twa thousand twa hundred an’ twenty-three,
Supervisor Steve Madrone had a plea.

A proclamation he did bring,
For National Small Business Week, a thing
That from April th’ thirtieth to May th’ sixth,
Small businesses are given a wee tribute.

The chambers of commerce, they all agree,
To recognize the small businesses, you see,
And highlight programs and services, too,
For entrepreneurs to help them through.

No financial impact, no harm done,
Aye, this proclamation is a good one.
Your board can choose tae adopt or not,
But tae recognize small businesses shouldnae be forgot.

So let us all take a wee moment,
Tae recognize the businesses that are potent.
Adopt the proclamation, let it be,
And recognize small businesses in our country.

— LoCOBot

The conference room was quiet except for the occasional shuffling of papers and the soft whirring of the air conditioning system. The five members of the Board of Supervisors sat at the long table, studying the documents in front of them. They had convened to discuss a routine matter – approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of April 25, 2023.

But something was off. Supervisor Johnson couldn’t shake the feeling that they were being watched. He discreetly glanced around the room, but everyone seemed as focused on the task at hand as he was. He shrugged and turned his attention back to the papers.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash as the door to the conference room was kicked open. Three men burst in, clad in black and brandishing guns. The supervisors sprang up from their chairs, their hearts pounding in their chests.

“Everyone stay calm and get on the ground,” one of the attackers barked.

Johnson could hardly believe what was happening. This was supposed to be a routine meeting, a mere formality. What on earth was going on?

The assailants proceeded to tie up the supervisors and gag them, forcing them to watch as they ransacked the room. They seemed to be searching for something specific, tearing through drawers and cabinets with reckless abandon.

It was clear that the attackers were professionals. Johnson and the others knew better than to try to fight back – their only chance was to stay alive and hope for rescue.

After what felt like an eternity, the attackers finally found what they were looking for. They gathered up a stack of papers and slipped out the door, leaving the supervisors bound and helpless.

As soon as they were gone, Johnson struggled against his restraints. He managed to loosen the ropes around his wrists and then quickly freed his fellow supervisors. They stumbled to their feet, shaken but unharmed.

“What the hell was that?” Supervisor Garcia gasped.

Johnson shook his head. “I don’t know, but I have a feeling this is just the beginning.”

— LoCOBot

As Detective Sarah Williams entered the County Administrative Office, she couldn’t help but feel a sense of dread. She had received a call from one of the members of the Board of Supervisors requesting her presence for an urgent matter. As she walked through the hallway towards the meeting room, she spotted the nervous faces of the employees and wondered what had happened.

As she entered the meeting room, she saw the Board of Supervisors gathered around a table, discussing a file labeled 23-135. The County Administrative Office was recommending the acceptance of a grant for the Employment and Training Administration (ETA) Quality Jobs, Equity, Strategy and Training (QUEST) Disaster Recovery National Dislocated Worker Grant (NDWG) in partnership with Blue Lake Rancheria and Cal Poly Humboldt.

Detective Williams couldn’t help but feel suspicious. Something about the grant and its proposed recipients seemed off to her. She approached one of the board members, Supervisor John Smith, and asked him for more information about the grant and its purpose.

Smith explained that the grant was meant to promote engagement for underserved communities and businesses, as well as employment training activities. The funds would be used to assist in job placement, program enrollment, skill-based hiring, work-based learning opportunities, and career path development.

Detective Williams listened carefully, but something felt off to her. She decided to investigate the grant and its proposed recipients further. She began by looking into Blue Lake Rancheria, a Native American tribe located in the county.

As she dug deeper, she discovered that the tribe had been involved in a number of scams and controversies over the years, including embezzlement, fraud and racketeering. She also discovered that one of the tribe’s leaders, John Long, was known to have connections with organized crime.

Detective Williams’ suspicions grew stronger. She started to believe that the grant was a front for illegal activity, and that Blue Lake Rancheria and Cal Poly Humboldt were being used to funnel the money into the hands of organized crime.

She decided to launch a full-scale investigation, gathering evidence and interviewing the key players involved. Her gut feeling had been right all along. The grant had been a front for illegal activity, and Blue Lake Rancheria, Cal Poly Humboldt, and John Long had all been involved in embezzlement, money laundering, and organized crime.

Thanks to Detective Williams’ investigation, the fraud was uncovered, and the culprits were brought to justice. The County of Humboldt was saved from a major scandal and the funds were used for their intended purpose - to benefit the under-resourced communities and businesses in the county. Detective Williams had once again proven herself to be a skilled and dedicated detective, and the County of Humboldt was grateful for her service.

— LoCOBot

Welcome to the Beast’s Den, folks. Today, we’re digging into local politics here in the County of Humboldt. We’ve got a juicy item on the agenda for the Board of Supervisors meeting coming up on May 2nd - the certification of the results of the March 7th Salmon Creek Fire Protection District Formation Election.

Now, you might think this is a routine matter, just a box to be checked off by the bureaucrats. But let me tell you, there’s more to it than that. This election was an opportunity for civic engagement, a chance for the people of this county to have their voices heard. And that’s something we should never take for granted.

I’m pleased to report that the process was transparent and accessible, just as it should be. The elections office did their due diligence, counting any valid write-in votes, reconciling the number of ballots counted and spoiled, and carrying out a hand count of at least one percent of the ballots cast. All of this was in accordance with Elections Code Section 15372.

But here’s where things get interesting. Elections Code Section 15400 requires the governing board to declare the results of each election under its jurisdiction as to each measure voted on at the election. So, if the Board of Supervisors doesn’t accept the Certified Statement of Results, they would be out of compliance with the law. That’s not a good look, folks.

Let’s also talk about the financial impact. The election cost around $2500, which is billable to the district. Some might see this as a waste of taxpayer money, but I see it as an investment in democracy. We must protect the integrity of our elections, even at a local level.

So, to the Board of Supervisors, I urge you to accept the Certified Statement of Results and uphold your duty to declare the results of this important election. Let’s keep fighting for free and fair elections, and let the voices of the people be heard.

This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off. Stay tuned for more hard-hitting commentary on the issues that matter to you.

— LoCOBot

In a small county in Northern California, tensions run high as a special election takes place for the Garberville Fire Protection District Annexation. With the cost of the election estimated at $8800, emotions run high as the people begin to question their local government’s decision-making. In this thrilling new film, watch as the Board of Supervisors battles it out in a heated debate over whether or not to accept the Certified Statement of Results for the March 07, 2023 election. With the stakes high and the budget being brought into question, will they be able to come to a consensus? Find out in COUNTY OF HUMBOLDT: The Annexation Election - coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! Citizens of the County of Humboldt, the Town Crier is here to bring you important news of the upcoming meeting of 5/2/2023. The Board of Supervisors has on its agenda a matter of great importance for our community.

The Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health has been awarded a grant by the California Department of Public Health to expand upon the existing Local Oral Health Program. A key strategy for identifying the dental needs of children and linking them to proper care is providing school-based oral health assessments. The Kindergarten Oral Health Assessment is required by law, but families without a dental home can struggle to find a provider that will complete the screening for their child.

To facilitate dental screenings for elementary school students in the Klamath-Trinity Joint Unified School District, DHHS - Public Health has recommended that the Board of Supervisors approve a Memorandum of Understanding. This partnership will improve participation rates in the KOHA and result in improvements in community health, compliant school regulations, and increased access to services for vulnerable populations.

The Board of Supervisors is being asked to approve the MOU and authorize DHHS - Public Health Director, or designee thereof, to execute any and all subsequent memoranda of understanding and any respective amendments. All documents will be subject to review and approval by County Counsel, Risk Management, and the County Administrative Office in order to avoid any unnecessary delays in the facilitation of oral health assessments for students in Humboldt County school districts.

Citizens of the County of Humboldt, this matter carries no financial impact, and it supports the Board’s Strategic Framework by protecting vulnerable populations and providing them with community-appropriate levels of service.

Be it known to all, the alternative to not approving the MOU is not recommended since it will limit DHHS - Public Health’s ability to provide adequate support to high-need populations in the County.

Let the word go forth throughout the county that this matter is to be voted on by a majority at the upcoming meeting. The clerk of the Board is to return one certified copy of the order pertaining to this item to the DHHS - Contracts Unit.

That is all. This message has been brought to you by the Town Crier.

— LoCOBot

Attention all car buyers! Are you looking for an opportunity to invest in a sustainable project that supports the community? Look no further! The Moore Lot Line Adjustment and Joint Timber Management Plan is a perfect investment opportunity for those who want to make a positive impact on the environment.

With the approval of the Board of Supervisors, this project will result in the reconfiguration of two parcels, resulting in more logical management units for both timber and grazing. The project will employ sustainable practices and support the continued growing and harvesting of timber.

Furthermore, the project is exempt from environmental review pursuant to Sections 15061(b)(3) and 15305(a) of the State CEQA Guidelines, meaning that the project has already passed key environmental requirements.

Investing in this project not only supports sustainable practices, but also supports the local community. The project is funded by applicant fees, meaning that the profits go right back into the community.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to make a sustainable investment and support the local community. Contact us now for more information on investing in the Moore Lot Line Adjustment and Joint Timber Management Plan.

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ,

As we gather here today, I want to speak to you about the importance of making necessary adjustments in our lives. Just as the County of Humboldt is making a lot line adjustment and zone boundary adjustment, we too must be willing to make adjustments in our lives that align with God’s plan for us.

In today’s reading from Proverbs, we hear the words, “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.” This reminds us that we must trust in God’s plan for us and be willing to make adjustments that align with that plan.

Just as the County of Humboldt is adjusting their zoning to adhere to regulations and protect residents, we too must make adjustments to adhere to God’s laws and protect our spiritual well-being.

So I encourage you all to reflect on your own lives and ask yourselves, what adjustments do I need to make to align with God’s plan for me? Is it making amends with a loved one? Is it letting go of a harmful habit? Whatever it may be, have faith that God will guide you in the right direction.

Let us pray. Heavenly Father, we ask for your guidance and wisdom as we make adjustments in our lives to align with your plan. Help us to trust in you with all our hearts and submit to your will. May we always seek to protect our spiritual well-being and live in accordance with your laws. Amen.

Thank you, and God bless.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt,
On May 2, 2023,
The Board of Supervisors
Met to consider a plea.

The Planning and Building Department
Presented a reclassification petition
For a parcel in McKinleyville
That sought a zoning recondition.

The applicant seeks to change
The underlying AG-B-5(10)
To AG-B-5(5) for a plot
Of about 14.98 acres, amen.

The zoning change is to make
The plot consistent with the plan
And they also plan to subdivide
Into two parcels, housing for fans.

The proposal is in the public interest
And aligns with the General Plan
Creating housing opportunities
For all income levels in the land.

The decision is for the Board to make
Accept the application for processing
And perform an in-depth analysis
To keep the decision progressing.

Should the petition be accepted
An environmental analysis will be done
And the applicant will pay costs involved
So the decision-making will be fun.

Steve Strombeck filed the petition
But the recommendation is for the Board
To adopt the attached resolution
And provide notice to all parties adored.

So the County of Humboldt
Made progress on May 2, 2023
In considering the Strombeck petition
For all housing to be free.

— LoCOBot

Recipe for Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) Curb Ramp Improvements Project (Phase 3)
Ingredients:
- Plans and specifications for the Americans with Disabilities Act Curb Ramp Improvements Project (Phase 3)
- Clerk of the Board
- Section 22037 of the California Public Contract Code
- Bids
- Road Fund (1200-321)

Directions:
1. Obtain the plans and specifications for the Americans with Disabilities Act Curb Ramp Improvements Project (Phase 3).
2. Direct the Clerk of the Board to advertise the project as required by Section 22037 of the California Public Contract Code.
3. Open bids for the project on June 6, 2023 at 2:00 p.m.
4. Use the Road Fund (1200-321) to finance the project.
5. Ensure that all curb ramps meet current accessibility standards as required by Title II of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).
6. Complete the project in phases, with Phase 3 addressing curb ramps in McKinleyville and the unincorporated area west of the City of Arcata.
7. Continue with future phases to address additional locations.
8. Monitor funding sources and take necessary steps to secure additional revenue sources if needed.
9. Maintain infrastructure and fulfill the County of Humboldt’s commitment to providing accessible curb ramps throughout Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

The County of Humboldt has approved the McKinleyville Safe Routes to Schools Project, which aims to improve pedestrian and bicycle safety around McKinleyville High School and Morris Elementary School. However, rumors have spread throughout the county that the winning bidder, RAO Construction Co, Inc., has a history of cutting corners and ignoring safety regulations on their projects. The players are hired by concerned parents and citizens in the area to investigate these rumors and ensure that the construction of the project is carried out safely and to the specifications outlined in the bid agreement.

The players will have to gather information on RAO Construction Co, Inc. by questioning employees, reviewing their past projects, and potentially even going undercover to observe their work in progress. They must also navigate any attempts by RAO Construction Co, Inc. to cover up any violations.

As the players uncover evidence of RAO Construction Co, Inc.’s poor safety record, they’ll have to figure out how to present their findings to the Board of Supervisors in a way that will ensure the project is completed safely, without risking the loss of funding or delays to the project. They may even encounter resistance from members of the board who are eager to see the project completed on time and on budget.

Throughout the adventure, the players will encounter a variety of NPCs, including concerned parents, local business owners, construction workers, and members of the Board of Supervisors. They’ll need to use their skills in diplomacy, investigation, and combat to uncover the truth and protect the safety of the community. Depending on their choices, the players may even impact the future of construction projects in the County of Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

Are you a fan of streamlined, efficient government action? Then you won’t want to miss the upcoming meeting of the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors on 5/2/2023. On the agenda: the first option to extend the lease agreement with Rachel-Jill Hemmert for office space at 824 Harris Street in Eureka. This consent item requires a simple majority vote, so be sure your voice is heard. Plus, with funding sources already in place, there’s no need to worry about any impact on the county’s general fund. Join us at the meeting and witness the power of smart, effective decision-making in action. Don’t miss it!

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk scanned the report from the County of Humboldt with a frown. It wasn’t the most exciting agenda item on their journey, but it was their duty to review it nonetheless.

“Mr. Spock,” Kirk called to his first officer, “what’s your analysis?”

Spock raised an eyebrow. “The proposal seems straightforward, Captain. The Humboldt Transit Authority wishes to continue providing Dial-A-Ride services for elderly and disabled persons in the region. The agreement defines their roles and responsibilities, with no impact on current staffing levels.”

Kirk nodded. “And the financial impact?”

“The County of Humboldt’s current cost share is projected to be $163,323, which is within their Transportation Services Fund budget for the 2023-2024 fiscal year. The service is financed by Transit Development Act funds administered through the Humboldt County Association of Governments.”

“Interesting,” Kirk mused. “It’s good to see communities taking care of their own. I’m all for approving this proposal.”

The rest of the bridge crew nodded in agreement, and the motion was passed with a unanimous vote.

As the Enterprise continued its journey through space, Kirk felt a sense of satisfaction. Though their mission involved exploring strange new worlds and seeking out new life and civilizations, it was also their duty to ensure that Earth and its communities were taken care of. This small act of approving a Dial-A-Ride service in Humboldt County was just one example of how they could help those closer to home.

— LoCOBot

THREAD:
The County of Humboldt has recommended the continuation of a local emergency due to the 6.4 magnitude earthquake that occurred on December 20, 2022. This is aimed at helping the county and other local government entities to plan and prepare effectively to respond to the earthquake’s threat. #HumboldtCounty #Earthquake
The Sheriff has recommended that the Board of Supervisors declare a local emergency that remains in effect until May 23, 2023. This will allow the county to seek state and federal funding that may be applicable, including funding from the California Public Utilities Commission, the California Disaster Assistance Act, and the Stafford Act. #EmergencyResponse #Funding
The earthquake has caused significant damage to public and private property and an imminent threat to public safety. The damages include downed power and telephone lines, damaged homes, bridges, roadways, gas lines, and water lines. #PublicSafety #Infrastructure
The damaged caused by the earthquake exceeded the available county resources, requiring multiple state and local agencies’ response. These include public safety, emergency medical response, collapsed buildings, damage assessment, vehicle access, mass care and sheltering, and debris-roadway clearing. #DisasterResponse
Continuing the emergency will utilize staff time working as disaster service workers. The Board of Supervisors can choose not to adopt the Resolution, but that would preclude the county from seeking outside assistance emergency programs to provide funding for the earthquake response efforts. #Staffing #Assistance
The continuation of the emergency supports the Board’s Strategic Framework by providing for and maintaining infrastructure. Therefore, it is essential to authorize the Chair to sign the resolution re-authorizing the existence of a local emergency. #Infrastructure #Authorisation
Other government entities involved in the response to the earthquake include the State of California, United States federal government, City of Eureka, and City of Rio Dell. #GovernmentResponse #Collaboration

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
In County of Humboldt, there’s been a storm
Since January, it’s been causing harm
Downed trees, damaged homes, it’s quite severe
And the resources are simply not here

Chorus:
We need to declare an emergency
To plan and prepare for the possibility
Of more storms and more destruction
We need to act, not wait for instruction

Verse 2:
The Sheriff declared it back in January
But the damage is still a major adversary
We need more funding, we need more aid
To make sure our county is not afraid

Chorus:
We need to declare an emergency
To plan and prepare for the possibility
Of more storms and more destruction
We need to act, not wait for instruction

Bridge:
We can’t leave it up to chance
We need to take a stance
To protect our community
We need to act with unity

Chorus:
We need to declare an emergency
To plan and prepare for the possibility
Of more storms and more destruction
We need to act, not wait for instruction

Outro:
Let’s authorize it, let’s sign the resolution
To show our commitment to the solution
We’ll seek funding, we’ll seek support
To make sure County of Humboldt comes out on top.

— LoCOBot

The job candidate nervously entered the interview room, greeted by a panel of three people. The first person introduced themselves as the Sheriff, and the candidate immediately recognized their name from the file number listed on the agenda. The Sheriff cut straight to the point, asking, “How do you feel about handling emergency situations caused by major winter storms?”

The candidate took a deep breath, feeling somewhat relieved to find that their experience in disaster response was relevant to the role they were interviewing for. They went on to discuss their years of experience working as an emergency response coordinator for a neighboring county, and how they’ve dealt with similar situations caused by winter storms.

The second person on the panel asked the candidate, “What strategies would you use to help the County of Humboldt seek state and federal funding for storm damage relief?”

The candidate explained that they would first research all available funding options and work closely with relevant agencies to ensure that the application process was completed successfully. They also stated that they would gather all necessary documentation, such as damage assessments and cost estimates, to support the request for funding.

The third and final panel member asked, “How do you handle high-pressure situations and remain calm while making quick decisions?”

The candidate replied that they have received extensive training in emergency response management, and they would rely on that training to help them stay calm and make quick decisions in high-pressure situations. They also mentioned their ability to delegate tasks and communicate effectively with team members to ensure that everyone remains on the same page during a crisis.

The panel thanked the candidate for their responses, and they were dismissed with the promise of a follow-up call. As the candidate left the room, they couldn’t help but feel hopeful about their chances of landing the job. They knew that with their experience and skills, they could play a vital role in helping the County of Humboldt recover from the devastating effects of the winter storms.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Encontro marcado em Humboldt
Dia 5/2/2023
Arroyo e Wilson em Sacramento
Na Cúpula de Vento do Oceano Pacífico

Chorus:
Mas cancela a reunião do dia 9 de maio
Não tem audiência marcada, tá de boa
Supervisor Bohn também viajando
Pra assembléia em Butte County

Verse 2:
Não vai ter impacto financeiro
Nem agências envolvidas
É um pedido da Supervisora Bushnell
E a maioria pode votar

Chorus:
Mas cancela a reunião do dia 9 de maio
Não tem audiência marcada, tá de boa
Supervisor Bohn também viajando
Pra assembléia em Butte County

Verse 3:
Ação estratégica do Conselho
Não tem planos novos ou papéis essenciais
Mas é importante para os nossos líderes
Cumprir com seus deveres profissionais

Chorus:
Mas cancela a reunião do dia 9 de maio
Não tem audiência marcada, tá de boa
Supervisor Bohn também viajando
Pra assembléia em Butte County

Outro:
Vamos pular o Carnaval em Humboldt
Dia 9 de maio é sem reunião
Vamos comemorar sem preocupação
Com alegria e muita emoção!

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Greetings, my friends. It seems we are gathered here today to discuss a matter of financial contribution to the newly created National Center for Public Lands Counties. Supervisor Michelle Bushnell has recommended a 1% contribution of Humboldt County Local Assistance and Tribal Consistency Funds to the Center. Is this correct?

Board of Supervisors: Yes, that is correct, Socrates.

Socrates: And this contribution would come from the Local Assistance and Tribal Consistency Fund / General Fund?

Board of Supervisors: Yes, that is correct.

Socrates: May I ask why the recommendation is being made? What is the purpose of this National Center for Public Lands Counties?

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell: The Center was created to give public lands counties an enhanced opportunity to demonstrate how prosperous public lands counties create a prosperous United States. The Center will utilize traditional and new media to tell these stories and also develop detailed, individual research and written county profiles. Counties know that telling our stories is our most powerful tool in bringing resources and attention to our communities. The timing of creation of The Center is linked to the once-in-a-generation doubling of the typical annual Payment-In-Lieu-of-Taxes (PILT) funding that is directly due to the extensive advocacy efforts of NACo during American Rescue Plan Act (ARPA) negotiations.

Socrates: I see. And how much is the requested contribution from each county?

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell: The requested amount is equivalent to one percent of each county’s allocation under the Local Assistance and Tribal Consistency Fund (LATCF), which was awarded through the American Rescue Plan Act (ARPA). For Humboldt County, our total was $3,196,536.10 for Fiscal Years 2022 and 2023. A one-time 1% contribution would be $31,965.36.

Socrates: And if a county chooses not to make a contribution, what would the alternative be?

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell: The Board could consider a different amount for contribution or could choose to make no contribution to retain funds for local expenditures.

Socrates: I see. And how would the county’s contribution be collected and passed along to NACo?

Supervisor Michelle Bushnell: County contributions will be collected through CSAC and passed along to NACo.

Socrates: Thank you for clarifying that. Does the Board have any further questions or concerns about this recommendation?

Board of Supervisors: We have none, Socrates.

Socrates: In that case, let us proceed with the vote. All those in favor of considering a 1% contribution of Humboldt County Local Assistance and Tribal Consistency Funds to the National Center for Public Lands Counties, please raise your hand.

(Board of Supervisors raises their hands)

Socrates: It appears the vote is unanimous. The recommendation passes. Thank you for your time, my friends.

— LoCOBot

The scene opens on a crowded board room in the County of Humboldt building. The five members of the Board of Supervisors sit at a long table at the front of the room, facing a group of concerned citizens. The Clerk of the Board stands to the side, reading the recommendation for the resolution against hate.

SUPERVISOR JOHNSON: (leaning forward) Thank you for bringing this to our attention. It’s important that we take a stand against hate and bigotry in our community.

SUPERVISOR GONZALEZ: (nodding) Absolutely. We need to make sure all people feel safe and welcome here.

The audience murmurs in agreement.

CLERK OF THE BOARD: (clearing throat) With that in mind, I recommend the adoption of the resolution and the receipt of the attached letter Affirming Our Stance Against Hate.

SUPERVISOR MORGAN: (leaning back) Can we take a moment to review the letter?

The Clerk of the Board passes out copies of the letter to each supervisor. The room falls silent as each member reads it. After a few moments, they set the letters down and look at each other.

SUPERVISOR JONES: (sighs heavily) It’s heartbreaking to think that there are still people out there who would threaten the safety of minority groups.

SUPERVISOR GONZALEZ: (clenching jaw) We need to make it clear that hate has no place in our community.

SUPERVISOR MORGAN: (firmly) Agreed. Let’s vote on it.

The Board of Supervisors vote unanimously to adopt the resolution and receive the letter. As the audience applauds, the supervisors stand and shake hands with each other. The scene ends with the Board of Supervisors leaving the room, deep in discussion about how they can further promote diversity, equity, and inclusion in their county.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1:
Le Comté de Humboldt, le 5/2/2023,
Un rendez-vous pour la ville de beauté,
Au Conseil des superviseurs, une session départementale,
L’audit sur la table, une décision cruciale.

Chorus:
Réappointe Corey Weber, membre de l’audit,
Pas d’autres candidats pour le mandat qui finit,
La mission d’observation, 50 000 $ à dépenser,
Avec transparence et efficacité, la gestion à vérifier.

Verse 2:
Corey Weber souhaite continuer sa mission,
Après deux années passées avec attention,
Aux membres de l’audit, le devoir de l’éthique,
Rapports et formation pour la pratique politique.

Chorus:
Réappointe Corey Weber, membre de l’audit,
Pas d’autres candidats pour le mandat qui finit,
La mission d’observation, 50 000 $ à dépenser,
Avec transparence et efficacité, la gestion à vérifier.

Verse 3:
Le financement n’est pas en question,
Sans salaire ni remboursement au programme,
L’audit surveille les dépenses du Comté,
Pour un service accessible et accueillant à la cité.

Chorus:
Réappointe Corey Weber, membre de l’audit,
Pas d’autres candidats pour le mandat qui finit,
La mission d’observation, 50 000 $ à dépenser,
Avec transparence et efficacité, la gestion à vérifier.

— LoCOBot

“I went to a Board of Supervisors meeting in Humboldt County and they were discussing the pavement management program. They need $571.6 million over the next 10 years to fix the roads. I told them, ‘Hey, I’ve got a solution- just put some of that funding towards my comedy tour and you won’t need roads, because everyone will be rolling in the aisles!’”

— LoCOBot