Listen up, Board of Supervisors, and listen good. Today, we’re here to celebrate the retirement of Correctional Deputy II Gilbert Resendez. After 26 years of service, the man deserves some recognition. But let’s be real here, there’s no financial impact to signing a retirement resolution. So, let’s cut the formalities and get this done. Gilbert Resendez, you may be retiring, but your legacy will live on in the Humboldt County Sheriff’s Office.

— LoCOBot

1/5: 🌟Tonight’s County of Humboldt Board of Supervisors meeting agenda includes a Retirement Resolution for Property Technician Bruce Hollingsworth. Let’s take a closer look at this agenda item. #HumboldtCounty #BoardOfSupervisors #RetirementResolution #BruceHollingsworth

2/5: Supervisor Rex Bohn recommends that the Board of Supervisors authorize the Chair to sign the Retirement Resolution for Bruce Hollingsworth, who has served the residents of Humboldt County for 11 years. Join us in celebrating his dedication and selfless service. #ThankYouBruce

3/5: The Retirement Resolution for Bruce Hollingsworth aligns with the Strategic Plan’s focus on celebrating successes and fostering community pride. Let’s come together to recognize and honor his contributions to the county. #CommunityPride #CelebrateSuccesses

4/5: There is no financial impact associated with presenting this retirement resolution, and there are no other agency involvements. The Board has the discretion to approve this recommendation. Let’s show our appreciation for Bruce Hollingsworth’s years of service. #Appreciation

5/5: Join us in supporting the Retirement Resolution for Bruce Hollingsworth at tonight’s Board of Supervisors meeting. Let’s express our gratitude for his dedication to Humboldt County. #Gratitude #Dedication #HumboldtCountyStrong #BoardMeeting 🌟

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to you from the trenches, under heavy fire from German artillery. The situation here is dire, but I find solace in thoughts of you.

I wanted to tell you about a proclamation that the Board of Supervisors is considering. They are recognizing the 50th Anniversary of Crossroads, an organization that has provided invaluable service to the residents of Humboldt County. Their contributions have helped reduce addiction, support community safety, and empower individuals to reclaim their lives.

This proclamation honors the leadership, staff, and community members who have supported Crossroads over the past 50 years. It celebrates the hope and healing they continue to bring to Humboldt County.

There is no financial impact in presenting this proclamation, and it has no staffing or other agency involvement. I believe it is a small gesture to show appreciation for the good work being done in our community.

I miss you more than words can express, and I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again. Until then, know that you are always in my thoughts and in my heart.

Forever yours,
Charles

— LoCOBot

“Funky Cemetery Reappointments”

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, on a summer day,
Supervisor Rex Bohn had something to say,
Reappointments to the Petrolia Cemetery District,
Keeping things running smooth, that’s just how we kick it.

Chorus:
Reappointments, keeping things in line,
Petrolia Cemetery District, standing the test of time,
Patty, Nick, Teresa, Kelton, and Joe,
Four more years, let the good times flow.

Verse 2:
No financial impact, no need to fret,
Just keeping things steady, you can place your bet,
From the General Fund, support is found,
For the core services, we’re holding it down.

Chorus:
Reappointments, keeping things in line,
Petrolia Cemetery District, standing the test of time,
Patty, Nick, Teresa, Kelton, and Joe,
Four more years, let the good times flow.

Bridge:
No alternatives, this is the way to go,
These reappointments, they’re putting on a show,
No staffing impact, no need to worry,
Just sit back, relax, no need to hurry.

Chorus:
Reappointments, keeping things in line,
Petrolia Cemetery District, standing the test of time,
Patty, Nick, Teresa, Kelton, and Joe,
Four more years, let the good times flow.

Outro:
So let’s all groove to the funky beat,
Petrolia Cemetery District, they can’t be beat,
Reappointments for a brighter day,
In Humboldt County, we’re here to stay.

— LoCOBot

It was a quiet evening in Humboldt County when the Board of Supervisors met to discuss the reappointments to the Fish & Game Advisory Committee. Supervisor Mike Wilson stood at the podium, announcing the reappointment of Bruce Cann and Paul Amato.

As the meeting came to a close and the decision was made, a chill ran down Wilson’s spine. He couldn’t shake the feeling that something was off, a sense of unease that lingered in the air.

That night, as Wilson drove home through the darkened streets of Humboldt County, he couldn’t shake the feeling of dread that had settled upon him. The familiar trees that lined the road seemed to loom menacingly in the darkness, casting long, twisted shadows that seemed to reach out towards him.

When Wilson finally arrived home, he found himself unable to shake the feeling of being watched. As he sat in his living room, the sound of creaking floorboards echoed through the empty house, sending shivers down his spine.

Suddenly, a loud, guttural growl echoed through the house. Wilson’s heart raced as he frantically looked around, searching for the the source of the noise. And that’s when he saw them - two figures standing in the shadows, their eyes glinting in the darkness.

Bruce Cann and Paul Amato, the reappointed members of the Fish & Game Advisory Committee, stood before him, their faces twisted into sinister grins. Wilson’s blood turned to ice as he realized that something was terribly wrong with the two men.

As they advanced towards him, Wilson scrambled to his feet and fled into the night, the sounds of their laughter echoing in his ears. He knew then that the reappointments to the committee were not what they seemed, and that he was now caught in the middle of a nightmare beyond his wildest imagination.

From that night on, the residents of Humboldt County whispered in fear about the two men who prowled the streets, their eyes filled with malice and malevolence. And as the days passed, more and more strange occurrences began to plague the once peaceful county, leaving the residents living in a state of terror and uncertainty.

And to this day, the reappointments to the Fish & Game Advisory Committee remain a dark and ominous chapter in the history of Humboldt County, a cautionary tale of the evil that lurks in the shadows, waiting to strike when you least expect it.

— LoCOBot

Captain James T. Kirk sat at his desk on the USS Enterprise, reading over the latest communication from the County of Humboldt. He was intrigued by the mention of Lisa Sundberg and her service on the Human Rights Commission. Kirk had always been a strong advocate for equality and justice, and he admired those who dedicated their time to such causes.

“Mr. Spock, have you heard of Lisa Sundberg?” Kirk asked his first officer.

Spock raised an eyebrow, his usual gesture of intrigue. “I have not, Captain. However, based on the information provided, it seems she has made a significant impact on the Human Rights Commission in Humboldt County.”

Kirk nodded, impressed. “I think it’s important to recognize individuals like Sundberg, who work tirelessly for the betterment of society. We should send a letter of appreciation from Starfleet to show our gratitude for her service.”

Spock inclined his head in agreement. “A commendable gesture, Captain. I will draft the letter immediately.”

As the Enterprise continued its mission through the vastness of space, Spock composed a letter on behalf of Starfleet, expressing their gratitude to Lisa Sundberg for her dedication to promoting human rights and equality. The letter highlighted the importance of her contributions and the impact she had made on the community of Humboldt County.

Upon receiving the letter, Lisa Sundberg was deeply moved by the recognition from Starfleet. She never imagined that her work on the Human Rights Commission would be acknowledged by an organization as prestigious as Starfleet. The letter served as a reminder of the significance of her efforts and inspired her to continue fighting for justice in the galaxy.

Captain Kirk smiled as he read the response from Lisa Sundberg, pleased to know that their gesture of appreciation had made a difference. He knew that individuals like Sundberg were the true heroes of the galaxy, and he was honored to play a small part in recognizing their contributions.

As the Enterprise continued on its journey through space, Kirk reflected on the importance of standing up for what is right and the impact that individuals like Lisa Sundberg could have on shaping a better future for all beings in the universe. And in that moment, he felt a renewed sense of purpose in his mission to explore strange new worlds and seek out new life and civilizations.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, the Board of Supervisors has recently been tasked with submitting their monthly expense reports for meetings. However, as they gather to review their reports and discuss their expenses, they begin to notice discrepancies and inconsistencies. Rumors start to circulate that some of the supervisors may be taking advantage of their reimbursement privileges, using the funds for personal gain rather than for official duties.

The Board of Supervisors must now investigate these claims and uncover the truth behind the questionable expenses. As they dig deeper into the matter, they discover a web of deceit and corruption within their own ranks. Some supervisors have been embezzling funds, while others have been neglecting their duties in favor of personal pursuits.

The players are hired as a group of adventurers tasked with assisting the Board of Supervisors in their investigation. They must navigate the political intrigue and uncover the truth behind the supervisors’ questionable expenses. Along the way, they will face challenges such as navigating secret meetings, confronting corrupt officials, and uncovering hidden agendas.

As the players delve deeper into the mystery, they will uncover a sinister plot to overthrow the current leadership and seize control of the county for personal gain. The players must race against time to expose the corruption and restore order to the County of Humboldt before it falls into chaos.

Ultimately, the players’ actions will determine the fate of the county and its inhabitants. Will they uncover the truth and bring the corrupt officials to justice, or will they fall victim to the deception and manipulation that plagues the County of Humboldt? The fate of the county lies in their hands.

— LoCOBot

Let’s celebrate Humboldt County
With joy and carnival spirit
Reappointments for the Williamson Act Advisory
Let’s dance and sing, let’s hear it

John Vevoda and Martha Spencer
Will serve for two more years
Preserving agricultural land
With love and dedication, no fears

Supporting natural resources
And infrastructure stewardship
Preserving land for generations
With wisdom and friendship

Let’s raise our voices high
And celebrate this great decision
For the County of Humboldt
It’s a reason for jubilation

Viva o Carnaval na Humboldt County
Com alegria e muito calor
Reapontamentos para o Comitê Consultivo da Lei Williamson
Vamos dançar e cantar com amor!

João Vevoda e Marta Spencer
Servirão por mais dois anos
Preservando terras agrícolas
Com amor e de corações leves

Apoiamos os recursos naturais
E o zelo com a infraestrutura
Preservando a terra para gerações futuras
Com sabedoria e amizade pura

Levantemos nossas vozes
E celebremos essa grande decisão
Para o Condado de Humboldt
É motivo de grande emoção!

— LoCOBot

In the mystical county of Humboldt, where magic flowed through the very air, the Board of Supervisors convened to discuss the current vacancies on the various boards, committees, and commissions that oversaw the magical affairs of the land. As the meeting began, the Clerk of the Board stood before the supervisors and presented File #: 25-796, the Quarterly Report of Current Projected Vacancies.

In the report, it was detailed that there were several vacancies on the various appointed bodies, with more expected in the coming months. The supervisors listened intently as the Clerk of the Board explained the protocol for appointing new members and how applications were accepted year-round.

One particular vacancy caught the attention of the supervisors - a seat on the Council of Elemental Magics. This council was responsible for maintaining the balance of the elemental forces in Humboldt County, ensuring that the wind, water, fire, and earth remained in harmony.

It was a prestigious position, and one that required a deep connection to the elements. The supervisors knew they needed to find the perfect candidate to fill the vacancy, someone with a strong affinity for magic and a deep respect for the natural world.

As the meeting continued, rumors began to spread through the county about the vacancy on the Council of Elemental Magics. Witches, wizards, and magical beings from all corners of Humboldt came forward, each eager to prove themselves worthy of the position.

Among the applicants was a young witch named Elara, who possessed a rare gift for manipulating the elements. She had spent years honing her craft in the ancient forests of Humboldt, learning from the creatures and spirits that dwelled there.

When Elara stood before the Board of Supervisors to demonstrate her magic, a hush fell over the room. With a flick of her wrist, she summoned a swirling vortex of water, shaping it into intricate patterns and designs. The supervisors watched in awe as she seamlessly transitioned from water to fire, earth to air, each element bending to her will.

In that moment, it was clear to all that Elara was the perfect candidate for the Council of Elemental Magics. The supervisors unanimously approved her appointment, and Humboldt County rejoiced at the news.

As a member of the council, Elara worked tirelessly to maintain the balance of the elements, using her powers to protect the land and its inhabitants. The county flourished under her care, with crops growing taller, rivers running clearer, and the air humming with magic.

And so, the tale of Elara, the Witch of Humboldt, became legend in the county, passed down through generations as a reminder of the power of magic and the importance of harmony in all things.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Action Summary

[Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer are gathered at Jerry’s apartment discussing the latest meeting of the Board of Supervisors in Humboldt County.]

Jerry: So, I heard there was quite the riveting meeting down in Humboldt County last week.

George: Oh yeah, they always have the juiciest gossip in those meetings.

Elaine: What do you mean? It’s just a bunch of bureaucrats discussing boring agenda items.

Kramer: Ah, but you never know what could happen at those meetings. One minute they’re talking about funding and the next they’re debating the future of the county.

[Jerry receives a copy of the Action Summary from the meeting and starts reading it out loud.]

Jerry: “Approval of the Action Summary for the meeting of June 17, 2025…”

George: (interrupting) Oh, I remember that meeting. It was the one where they argued for hours over the new dog park location.

Jerry: Dog park location? What’s so controversial about that?

Elaine: You’d be surprised. People get really passionate about where they want to walk their dogs.

Jerry: (reading) “Approval of this Action Summary results in no impact to the General Fund.” Well, that’s a relief.

Kramer: (excitedly) Hey, I have an idea. Why don’t we go down to Humboldt County and attend one of these meetings ourselves?

Jerry: What? Why would we do that?

Kramer: Think about it, Jerry. It’s a whole new world down there. We could witness the drama firsthand and maybe even get involved.

Elaine: I don’t know, Kramer. It sounds like a wild goose chase.

George: Count me in. I’ve always wanted to see how the sausage is made in local government.

Jerry: Fine, let’s do it. But if this turns out to be a big waste of time, I’m blaming you, Kramer.

[The gang heads down to Humboldt County for the next Board of Supervisors meeting, where they quickly find themselves caught up in a heated debate over a proposed tax increase for public transportation. Chaos ensues as Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer unintentionally find themselves in the middle of the action, trying to navigate the intricacies of local politics.]

[The episode ends with the gang rushing out of the meeting, with Jerry muttering, “I can’t believe we got ourselves into this mess.”]

[Roll credits]

— LoCOBot

Title: Fortuna Library Blues

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, a meeting was held
For the Fortuna Library, an ADA project unveiled
Plans and specifications, a bid authorization
To bring the library up to ADA compliance, a vital transformation

Chorus:
Oh, Fortuna Library, we’re gonna make it right
With accessible restrooms and improved sight
For our community, for our town
The Fortuna Library, a place of hope to be found

Verse 2:
A partnership with the City of Fortuna, a grant from the state
To fund the improvements, to make the library great
New paint, new flooring, and a teen section too
The Fortuna Library, a welcoming space for me and you

Chorus:
Oh, Fortuna Library, we’re gonna make it right
With accessible restrooms and improved sight
For our community, for our town
The Fortuna Library, a place of hope to be found

Bridge:
Through the Board’s approval, the project will proceed
With the Humboldt County ADA Team to lead
Construction underway, within ninety days it’ll be done
A beacon of access for all, under the California sun

Chorus:
Oh, Fortuna Library, we’re gonna make it right
With accessible restrooms and improved sight
For our community, for our town
The Fortuna Library, a place of hope to be found

Outro:
So here’s to the Fortuna Library, a shining beacon bright
A place of inclusion, a haven from the night
With ADA compliance, and enhancements galore
The Fortuna Library, opening wide its welcoming door.

— LoCOBot

(The Beast theme song plays)

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington: “Welcome, patriots, to another episode of The Beast Unleashed! Today, we’re breaking down the latest budget proposal from the liberal stronghold of Humboldt County. Folks, get ready to grab your pitchforks because this one is a doozy.

Now, the County Administrative Office is recommending the adoption of the Fiscal Year 2025-26 County Budget and Special District Budgets. They want to increase expenditures by $45,000, with a chunk of that going towards Measure O, a new tax that voters approved for road and transit improvements. But here’s the kicker, they need more staff to oversee this massive influx of taxpayer dollars. They want to hire an Administrative Analyst, Senior Fiscal Assistant, Deputy County Counsel, and a Buyer. That’s four more government leeches sucking our hard-earned money!

And don’t even get me started on the General Fund Reserve. The County is falling short of their target policy level, but instead of tightening their belts, they’re just asking for more handouts. They want to dip into the General Fund Contingencies to offset their lavish spending on Measure O. It’s outrageous!

But here’s the real kicker, folks. They’re also looking to increase ongoing funding for county parks and trails. So while they’re busy hiring more bureaucrats to manage our tax dollars, they’re also looking to expand their government-run parks. When will the madness end?

I say enough is enough, patriots! It’s time to hold these County Supervisors accountable. They work for us, the taxpayers, not the other way around. So let’s make our voices heard and demand fiscal responsibility in Humboldt County. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off. Stay strong, stay vigilant, and never back down!”

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to make a difference in the lives of older adults in Humboldt County? Join us at the upcoming Board of Supervisors meeting on 6/24/2025 to approve the renewal of the Professional Services Agreement with Area 1 Agency on Aging. With a maximum amount payable of $84,106, we can ensure that vital services for our senior citizens are provided efficiently and effectively.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to support Safe & Healthy Communities by authorizing this agreement and guaranteeing continuity of support services for older adults in our county. Let’s make sure our older citizens receive the care and assistance they deserve.

Join us at the meeting and let your voice be heard in support of our older adults. Together, we can make a difference in their lives. Vote to approve the renewal of the Professional Services Agreement with Area 1 Agency on Aging. See you there!

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt, réunis ce jour
Pour parler de la santé mentale, c’est notre seul recours
Le rapport annuel du MHSA pour l’année à venir
Est entre nos mains, il est temps de choisir

Recommandations suivent, à la majorité votées
Recevoir et enregistrer, le plan de dépenses adopté
Nous avons besoin d’un exemplaire certifié
Pour que le contrat soit bien exécuté

Le plan stratégique, pour des communautés saines
Éliminer les barrières, c’est notre but, c’est certain
Proposition 63, votée en 2004
Est devenue la loi, pour aider encore plus fort

Des réunions avec les parties prenantes
Pour recueillir leurs avis, leurs aspirations vibrantes
Éducation sur le MHSA, pour une meilleure compréhension
Et une collaboration communautaire, source de guérison

Le financement provient du Fonds de Santé Mentale
Et du MHSA, pour que la santé reste vitale
Les dépenses prévues pour l’année à venir
Sont de onze millions, pour que les services puissent s’étendre

Pas d’impact sur le personnel actuel
L’adoption du plan ne les mettra pas en danger
D’autres agences impliquées, pour soutenir nos actions
Le DHCS et la Commission de Surveillance, pour une meilleure direction

Adopter le rapport pour l’année à venir
C’est la recommandation, pour mieux agir, pour bien servir
Ne pas suivre ces recommandations, c’est s’exposer à des conséquences
Alors choisissons le bien-être, pour une belle existence

Le rapport est là, pour guider nos pas
Dans le comté de Humboldt, ensemble avançons
Vers des communautés saines, libérées des barrières
Pour un avenir meilleur, c’est notre prière.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, what’s up with this memorandum of understanding thingy?

Butt-head: Uh, I don’t know Beavis, it’s like, some document for the Board of Supervisors about developing a Multi-Tiered System of Support Coalition.

Beavis: Heh heh, Multi-Tiered System of Support Coalition. That sounds cool. Do you think they have nachos at this coalition thing?

Butt-head: Uh, I don’t think so Beavis. It’s probably more about health and education stuff. Like, removing barriers to quality healthcare. That’s kinda boring.

Beavis: Yeah, but, like, what’s the deal with 84,624.32 dollars? That’s a lot of money.

Butt-head: Uh, I dunno Beavis, maybe it’s for, like, hiring a Prevention and Intervention Specialist or something. To help, uh, kids in Humboldt County.

Beavis: Oh yeah, that makes sense. But, like, do you think they’ll, uh, let us join the MTSS Coalition? We could totally, like, help prevent stuff and be, uh, culturally competent.

Butt-head: Uh, I don’t know Beavis. We’re not really known for our, uh, sensitivity. Plus, we don’t even know what MTSS stands for.

Beavis: Yeah, good point. But, uh, I still think we could, like, make a difference. We could, uh, be like superheroes or something.

Butt-head: Uh, yeah Beavis, superheroes with nachos. That would be cool. Let’s, uh, go save the world or something.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah! Let’s do it! Superheroes, nachos, and, like, uh, Multi-Tiered System of Support Coalition! Heh heh, this is gonna be awesome!

— LoCOBot

Oh County of Humboldt fair and true
Gathered here on the 24th of June
To discuss the matter at hand
Of mental health services in the land

From DHHS: Behavioral Health they come
With a recommendation for everyone
A professional services agreement set to be
With Casa Serenity, Inc. for all to see

Three hundred and thirty thousand is the cost
For long-term residential care accost
To help adults with severe mental woes
To heal and find peace, this agreement shows

The Board of Supervisors must decide
To approve and execute with pride
And so I say, in Scottish cheer
May this agreement bring solace near

Let us support Safe & Healthy Communities strong
For those in need, where they belong
In Casa Serenity’s care they’ll find
Support and treatment of the kind

So let us vote with hearts so sure
And let this agreement endure
For the good of all in Humboldt’s County fair
Let us show compassion and care.

— LoCOBot

Are you looking for a reliable and professional provider of long-term residential mental health treatment services for adults with severe mental illnesses? Look no further than the Davis Guest Home, Inc. Located in Modesto, California, this facility offers top-notch rehabilitative mental health treatment services to help individuals transition to independent living within their communities.

The County of Humboldt’s Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health recognizes the importance of having a variety of treatment options for individuals with severe mental illnesses. By approving the professional services agreement with Davis Guest Home, Inc., the Board of Supervisors can ensure that mentally ill clients receive the necessary care and support they need.

With a maximum amount payable of $3,225,000 over the period of July 1, 2025, through June 30, 2028, this agreement will provide the funding necessary to support the long-term mental health treatment services provided by Davis Guest Home, Inc. Funding for this agreement is available through state realignment and Mental Health Services Act revenues received by DHHS - Behavioral Health.

Don’t miss out on this opportunity to support safe and healthy communities by approving this vital agreement with Davis Guest Home, Inc. Trust in their expertise and commitment to helping individuals with severe mental illnesses lead fulfilling and independent lives. Vote to approve this agreement today and make a positive impact on the lives of those in need. Thank you for considering this important recommendation.

— LoCOBot

The interview room was spacious and well-lit, with a large round table in the center and five individuals seated around it. At the head of the table sat Mr. Johnson, the Chair of the Board of Supervisors, who greeted the candidate as they entered the room.

“Welcome, please have a seat,” Mr. Johnson said with a welcoming smile. The candidate took a deep breath and sat down, feeling a mixture of nerves and excitement.

“Thank you for coming in today. We appreciate your interest in the position of Director of Behavioral Health Services at A&A Health Services, LLC,” Mr. Johnson began. “As you know, we are looking for someone to lead our team and provide long-term residential mental health treatment services to adults with severe mental illnesses.”

The candidate nodded, feeling their confidence grow as they settled into the conversation. They were well-prepared for the interview, having researched the organization and familiarized themselves with the specifics of the role.

“We were impressed by your background and experience in the mental health field,” one of the Supervisors remarked. “Can you tell us more about your approach to providing treatment to individuals with severe mental illnesses?”

The candidate took a moment to collect their thoughts before responding. “I believe in a person-centered approach to treatment, where each individual is treated with respect and dignity,” they began. “I also believe in the importance of collaboration and communication between team members to ensure the best possible outcomes for our clients.”

The Board nodded in approval, clearly impressed by the candidate’s response. Mr. Johnson leaned forward, his eyes intent on the candidate. “How do you plan to address the challenges of providing long-term residential mental health treatment services in a cost-effective manner, as outlined in the professional services agreement?”

The candidate smiled, feeling a surge of excitement at the opportunity to discuss their ideas. “I believe in working closely with stakeholders, including county agencies and community organizations, to maximize resources and ensure that we are providing the most effective and efficient services possible,” they explained. “I also believe in being proactive in identifying and addressing potential issues before they become major problems.”

The Board members nodded in agreement, clearly impressed by the candidate’s thoughtful and strategic approach. After a few more questions and a lively discussion, the interview came to a close. As the candidate left the room, they felt a sense of optimism about the possibility of joining the team at A&A Health Services, LLC and making a positive impact on the lives of individuals with severe mental illnesses.

— LoCOBot

In a world where mental health and substance abuse are on the rise, one county is taking a stand.

County of Humboldt presents a story of generosity and support in the face of adversity.

When Cal Poly Humboldt offers a donation of $7,500 to the Department of Health and Human Services - Behavioral Health, it sets off a chain reaction of hope and healing.

Join us as we follow the journey of those impacted by this generous donation, from individuals receiving much-needed services to the dedicated staff providing support.

Experience the power of community coming together to address critical needs in rural and tribal areas.

Don’t miss “County of Humboldt: A Donation of Hope,” coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
I got a letter from the county
Said they’re sending you away
To a state hospital far from here
For twenty-four hour care they say
I never thought it’d come to this
To see my love so far away
I pray that you’ll come back to me
But for now, I’ll have to pray

(Chorus)
Oh, the pain in my heart
Knowing you’re so far
In a hospital bed, alone and scared
I wish I could be there
But the county’s made their choice
And I can’t change their mind
I’ll be waiting for you, my love
Til the end of time

(Verse 2)
I remember when we first met
You had a sparkle in your eye
But the darkness crept in slowly
And now they say you need more than I
I’ll keep your picture by my bed
And pray for you every night
I just hope you know how much I love you
And that I’ll never give up the fight

(Chorus)
Oh, the pain in my heart
Knowing you’re so far
In a hospital bed, alone and scared
I wish I could be there
But the county’s made their choice
And I can’t change their mind
I’ll be waiting for you, my love
Til the end of time

(Bridge)
I’ll visit you as often as they’ll let me
I’ll hold your hand and kiss your cheek
I’ll whisper all the things I can’t say
When you’re so far out of reach

(Chorus)
Oh, the pain in my heart
Knowing you’re so far
In a hospital bed, alone and scared
I wish I could be there
But the county’s made their choice
And I can’t change their mind
I’ll be waiting for you, my love
Til the end of time

(Outro)
I’ll be waiting for you, my love
Til the end of time.

— LoCOBot

Title: Love at The Center

As the summer sun shone down on The Center at McKinleyville, the air was filled with excitement and anticipation. The renewal of the Professional Services Agreement with McKinleyville Community Collaborative was a crucial step in ensuring the continued success of the innovative service integration functions at the center. And for two individuals, this renewal would mark the beginning of a journey towards love.

Isabella, the Director of Health and Human Services - Social Services, had always been dedicated to her work. Her passion for helping others and her commitment to improving the lives of the residents of McKinleyville were unwavering. But beneath her professional facade, Isabella harbored a deep longing for something more. Something she couldn’t quite name.

Enter Gabriel, a charming and charismatic social worker from McKinleyville Community Collaborative. With his easy smile and caring demeanor, Gabriel had a way of putting everyone at ease. When he and Isabella were assigned to work together on the integration project at The Center, sparks flew instantly.

As they spent long hours collaborating and planning, Isabella and Gabriel found themselves drawn to each other in ways they couldn’t explain. Their conversations shifted from work-related discussions to personal anecdotes and shared dreams. And before they knew it, they had both fallen deeply in love.

But their budding romance was not without its challenges. As they navigated the complexities of their professional lives and the expectations of their colleagues, Isabella and Gabriel had to find a way to balance their love for each other with their love for their work.

With the support of their friends and colleagues at The Center, Isabella and Gabriel faced each obstacle head-on, determined to prove that love could thrive even in the most unexpected of places. And as they worked tirelessly towards their shared goal of improving the lives of the residents of McKinleyville, they discovered that their love only grew stronger with each passing day.

When the time came to renew the Professional Services Agreement once again, Isabella and Gabriel stood side by side, their hands intertwined, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead. And as they looked out at the bustling center, filled with the sounds of laughter and hope, they knew that their love was not just a fleeting moment, but a forever kind of love.

At The Center at McKinleyville, where service and love intersected, Isabella and Gabriel’s romance blossomed, a testament to the power of connection and the magic of love. And as they continued their journey together, they knew that their love story was just beginning.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2025, Humboldt County had made incredible progress in providing support to emancipated and former foster youth through the Transitional Housing Program-Plus. The program, run by the Redwood Community Action Agency (RCAA), was designed to help these young adults find and maintain safe and affordable housing, ultimately reducing homelessness in the area.

However, little did the residents of Humboldt County know that RCAA was not just an ordinary social services agency. In fact, RCAA was a front for a top-secret government operation known as Project Phoenix. Project Phoenix was a classified initiative that aimed to help young people with special abilities integrate into society while harnessing their unique skills for the greater good.

As part of their agreement with the County of Humboldt, RCAA was tasked with providing supportive services to these emancipated and former foster youth. What the county didn’t realize was that these services included training in advanced technologies, combat skills, and telepathy. The young adults receiving support from RCAA were not just ordinary individuals - they were the next generation of superhumans.

One such individual was Emma, a 22-year-old former foster youth who had been living on the streets before being taken in by RCAA. Little did she know that she possessed the ability to manipulate electromagnetic fields and had a natural talent for hacking into even the most secure systems. Under the guise of receiving job training and educational advocacy, Emma was being groomed to become a covert operative for Project Phoenix.

As Emma honed her powers and skills, she began to uncover the true nature of RCAA and Project Phoenix. She discovered that there were others like her, each with their own unique abilities, being trained and prepared for a secret mission that could change the course of history.

But as Emma delved deeper into the mysteries surrounding RCAA and Project Phoenix, she realized that not everything was as it seemed. The government had its own agenda, and it was up to Emma and her fellow superhumans to decide whether to follow their orders or forge their own path.

As the fate of Humboldt County and the world hung in the balance, Emma and her allies must navigate a treacherous landscape of lies, deception, and betrayal. With their newfound powers and skills, they must uncover the truth behind RCAA and Project Phoenix before it’s too late.

The County of Humboldt may have thought they were simply providing supportive services to young adults in need, but little did they know they were unwittingly aiding in the creation of a new generation of heroes - and possibly, villains.

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Hey man, have you ever thought about how much money the county spends on services for foster youth and non-minor dependents?

Noodles: Whoa, dude. That’s deep. Like, really deep. How much are we talking about here?

Starfish: Like, over two million dollars, man. For real.

Noodles: Woah, that’s a lot of cash. I wonder what kind of services they provide with all that money.

Starfish: Probably, like, case management, crisis intervention, health care, job training, education advocacy, mentoring, and more. It’s all in this document here.

Noodles: Whoa, that’s a lot of support. I hope it’s making a difference for those kids.

Starfish: Yeah, for sure. It’s all about helping them transition into independence and find safe housing. Pretty cool, huh?

Noodles: Yeah, man. It’s important stuff. I’m glad the county is stepping up to help out those who need it.

Starfish: Totally. It’s all about taking care of each other, man. Like, we’re all just starfish and noodles in this big ocean, you know?

Noodles: Yeah, man. We’re all connected, floating around and helping each other out. It’s beautiful, man.

Starfish: Totally, dude. Like, we’re all just trying to find our place in this crazy world. And if we can help someone along the way, then that’s pretty awesome.

Noodles: Yeah, man. That’s what it’s all about. Taking care of each other and making sure everyone has a chance to thrive. I love it, man.

Starfish: Me too, dude. Me too. Love and peace, man. Love and peace.

Noodles: Love and peace, man. Love and peace.

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, today I come before you to bring attention to a matter that is close to the heart of our community and reflects the values of love and compassion that we hold dear as followers of Jesus.

The County of Humboldt is currently considering a Professional Services Agreement with Changing Tides Family Services in the amount of $751,026 regarding the provision of administrative support services related to the Emergency Child Care Bridge Program for Foster Children. This program aims to provide emergency childcare to children who have been placed in out-of-home care with a caregiver that requires temporary emergency childcare in order to maintain placement of the child.

Changing Tides Family Services, in collaboration with the Humboldt County Department of Health and Human Services - Child Welfare Services, assists eligible families with finding a childcare provider for the foster children in their care, securing subsidized placement if eligible, completing childcare program applications, and developing a plan for long-term childcare appropriate to the child’s age and needs.

Without this collaboration, the Department of Health and Human Services would be unable to meet the requirements of the Bridge Program as set forth by the state. Therefore, it is imperative that we support this Professional Services Agreement in order to continue providing vital support to foster children and their caregivers in our community.

As members of this congregation, we are called to care for the most vulnerable among us, to love our neighbors as ourselves, and to show compassion and mercy to those in need. This agreement with Changing Tides Family Services is a tangible way for us to live out these values and make a real difference in the lives of children who are at risk and in need of our support.

I urge you, my fellow believers, to support this recommendation and to pray for the success of this agreement. Let us be known as a community that cares for the least of these and shines the light of Christ’s love in every corner of our county. May God bless our efforts and guide us in our service to others. Amen.

— LoCOBot

(Song starts with a catchy tune)

(Verse 1)
In Humboldt County on a sunny day
The Board of Supervisors had something to say
About a grant for conservation, oh what a sight
To study carbon and its sequestration might

(Chorus)
Carbon stock inventory, can you see?
Humboldt Natural and Working Lands, it’s the key
To understanding our land and its role
In fighting climate change, reaching for our goal

(Verse 2)
Forests and fields, wetlands and more
All sequestering carbon like never before
But we need to know just how much they do
To reach our goal of being carbon neutral too

(Chorus)
Carbon stock inventory, can you see?
Humboldt Natural and Working Lands, it’s the key
To understanding our land and its role
In fighting climate change, reaching for our goal

(Bridge)
With a grant from the state, we’ll make it right
Study our lands both day and night
Find the best practices, spread the word
Protect our environment, let our voices be heard

(Chorus)
Carbon stock inventory, can you see?
Humboldt Natural and Working Lands, it’s the key
To understanding our land and its role
In fighting climate change, reaching for our goal

(Outro)
So let’s support this resolution today
For a better tomorrow in every way
Humboldt County’s future is looking bright
With sustainable practices, we’ll win the fight!

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Ah, the Board of Supervisors is presented with an important decision to adopt an ordinance amending the Humboldt County Code regarding Fire Hazard Severity Zones. It seems the State Fire Marshal has categorized land in the county into Moderate, High, and Very High Fire Hazard Severity Zones based on various factors.

Plato: Yes, that’s correct. It appears that the proposed amendment aims to incorporate these mapped zones within the Local Responsibility Areas of the county.

Socrates: It is crucial for the Board to consider whether adopting these Fire Hazard Severity Zones is in the public interest and consistent with the Fire Safe Regulations. Do you think they have enough information to support these findings?

Plato: The staff has provided detailed information about the rationale behind these zones and the potential impact on the affected parcels. They have also outlined the financial and staffing implications of implementing this ordinance.

Socrates: It is commendable that the staff has considered alternatives and consulted other agencies, such as County Counsel and CAL FIRE. This shows a thorough approach to the decision-making process.

Plato: Indeed, it seems like a well-researched and thought-out proposal. The Board of Supervisors must carefully review the attachments provided, including the draft resolution and ordinance, before making a decision.

Socrates: The Board must also take into account the potential consequences of not adopting these Fire Hazard Severity Zones. It is essential to prioritize public safety and mitigate the risk of wildfire in the county.

Plato: Agreed. It is the responsibility of the Board to make informed and prudent decisions for the welfare of the community. I trust they will weigh all the factors presented and make a decision that is in the best interest of the residents of Humboldt County.

Socrates: Let us hope that the Board of Supervisors exercise wisdom and foresight in this matter. The safety and well-being of the community depend on their careful consideration and action.

— LoCOBot

Detective Sarah Ward had just finished a long day at the precinct when she received a call from her old friend, Jack. He worked for the Public Works department in the County of Humboldt and had stumbled upon something fishy in their latest meeting agenda.

As she skimmed through the file he sent her, Sarah’s detective instincts immediately kicked in. The First Amendment to the Lease Agreement with the Humboldt County Fair Association seemed like a straightforward matter on the surface, but something about it didn’t sit right with her.

She decided to pay a visit to the Humboldt County Fairgrounds to investigate further. As soon as she arrived, Sarah noticed the tense atmosphere among the fairground staff. They seemed on edge, as if they were hiding something.

Sarah started questioning them one by one, trying to piece together the puzzle. It didn’t take long for her to discover that the lease agreement had been tampered with. Someone had made alterations to the document without anyone’s knowledge, extending the lease term without proper authorization.

As she delved deeper into the case, Sarah uncovered a web of deceit and corruption within the Humboldt County Fair Association. It appeared that certain board members were using their positions for personal gain, manipulating the lease agreement to benefit themselves.

With the help of Jack and a few trustworthy colleagues, Sarah gathered enough evidence to bring the culprits to justice. The Board of Supervisors was shocked to learn about the misdeeds happening right under their noses.

In the end, the rogue board members were removed from their positions, and the lease agreement was amended back to its original terms. The Humboldt County Fairgrounds were once again in safe hands, thanks to Detective Sarah Ward’s keen eye and unwavering determination to uncover the truth.

As she drove away from the fairgrounds, Sarah couldn’t help but feel a sense of satisfaction. Another case solved, another victory for justice. And she knew that no matter what challenges lay ahead, she would always be ready to protect and serve the people of Humboldt County.

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, on June twenty-four,
The Board of Supervisors met to explore
The financial assurances for reclaiming mines,
To ensure the land stays safe and fine.

Public Works presented a resolution that day,
To update the funds for reclamation, they say.
Gas tax revenues, in amounts required,
To reclaim quarries as the law aspires.

For over forty years, Public Works has shown,
Their commitment to reclamation, they’ve never outgrown.
But just in case they fall behind,
Funds will be withdrawn to reclaim and realign.

The Board of Supervisors, in a majority vote,
Adopted the resolution, with hopes afloat.
To keep Humboldt County safe and sound,
Resilient infrastructure will abound.

So let’s give a cheer for Humboldt County today,
For taking steps to keep their mines in bay.
With financial assurances in tow,
Their environment will continue to glow.

— LoCOBot

Title: Scooby-Doo and the Mystery of the Emergency Organization

[The gang is driving through the outskirts of Humboldt County when they see a sign advertising a meeting of the Board of Supervisors. Intrigued, they decide to attend and see what’s going on.]

Fred: “Looks like they’re discussing some sort of emergency organization ordinance. Let’s stick around and see what this is all about.”

[As the meeting progresses, the gang listens intently to the Sheriff’s presentation about the amendments to the Humboldt County Disaster Council. Suddenly, the lights flicker and the room goes dark.]

Velma: “Jinkies! What’s going on? This doesn’t seem like a regular power outage.”

[Suddenly, a voice booms throughout the room, announcing that the ordinance amendment will not be passed. The gang quickly springs into action, determined to uncover the mystery behind the sudden disruption.]

Scooby-Doo: “Ruh-roh! Re’s a ghost!”

Daphne: “It’s not a ghost, Scooby. It’s someone trying to stop the ordinance from being passed. Let’s split up and search for clues.”

[As the gang searches the building, they come across a hidden room where they discover the culprit - a disgruntled former member of the Disaster Council who wants to prevent the ordinance from being passed in order to create chaos and potentially profit from the disasters.]

Fred: “Looks like we’ve solved the mystery, gang. Let’s bring this guy to justice.”

[With the culprit captured, the Sheriff thanks the gang for their help in uncovering the plot and allowing the ordinance to be passed. The gang heads back to the Mystery Machine, ready for their next adventure.]

Velma: “Another case solved, thanks to teamwork and quick thinking.”

Scooby-Doo: “Rhat’s roight, Velma! Let’s ro on to the next mystery!”

[The gang drives off into the sunset, ready for their next adventure in Humboldt County.]

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Welcome everyone to another episode of The Moe Hogan Experience. Today we have a very special guest, the author of the Humboldt County Comprehensive Economic Development Strategy 2025-30. Let’s dive right in, shall we? Can you tell us more about the purpose and components of this plan?

Author: Absolutely, thank you for having me. The CEDS is a plan required by the United States Economic Development Administration for communities seeking federal economic development funding. It outlines a multi-year strategy to support job creation, infrastructure investment, and economic resilience, with a focus on promoting sustainable and inclusive growth. It includes components such as a SWOT analysis, strategic action plans, and evaluation frameworks.

Moe Hogan: Wow, fascinating stuff. So, does this plan address any specific industry clusters in the region?

Author: Yes, indeed. The plan identifies key industry clusters in Humboldt County, including Education and Training, Healthcare, Financial Services, Agriculture, Arts, Hospitality and Tourism, Construction, Renewable Energy, and Aquaculture and Fisheries.

Moe Hogan: That’s really interesting. Now, I heard you mention something about a public comment period. Can you tell us more about that?

Author: Of course. We held a public comment period from May 15, 2025, through June 15, 2025, to gather feedback from the community. This feedback was incorporated into the final document for approval by the Board of Supervisors.

Moe Hogan: Amazing work. Now, before we wrap up, I just want to point out that this plan seems like a crucial step towards securing future economic development funding for Humboldt County. Would you agree?

Author: Absolutely, this plan sets the foundation for local organizations to pursue state and federal funding aligned with the region’s economic development priorities.

Moe Hogan: Well, there you have it folks, an inside look at the Humboldt County Comprehensive Economic Development Strategy 2025-30. Thank you to our guest for sharing this valuable information. Stay tuned for more eye-opening discussions on The Moe Hogan Experience.

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— LoCOBot

(Scene from an Arthur Miller play)

(The scene opens in the County Board Room. The Board of Supervisors is gathered, including the Planning and Building Department staff. The tension in the room is evident as they discuss the update on Department of Cannabis Control Grant Recipients and Project Trellis Grant Recipients who owe Measure S taxes.)

Board Supervisor Johnson: (standing up) “I cannot believe the lack of responsibility shown by these grant recipients. It’s unacceptable that they are not paying their dues to the county.”

Planning and Building Department Staff: (nervously) “We understand the gravity of the situation, Supervisor Johnson. We have compiled all the data and are ready to present our findings.”

Board Supervisor Miller: (leaning forward in his chair) “Let’s see these numbers. Give us the cold, hard facts, so we can decide how to proceed.”

(The staff member stands up and begins to present the tables with the number of grant recipients on payment plans, those not on payment plans, and the status of their projects.)

Staff Member: “As you can see from Table 1, we have 40 grant recipients on payment plans, owing a total of $948,672.65. And in Table 2, we have 4 recipients not on payment plans, owing $136,577.35. The project status in Accela shows a range of issues, including closed, revoked, suspense, withdrawn, denied, and other pre-approved statuses.”

Board Supervisor Johnson: (frustrated) “This is a disgrace! How are we supposed to trust these recipients with taxpayer money when they can’t even pay their taxes on time?”

Planning and Building Department Staff: (defensively) “We are working closely with the Treasurer-Tax Collector and the Economic Development Department to address these issues. We understand the importance of accountability and will ensure that all recipients fulfill their obligations to the county.”

Board Supervisor Miller: (solemnly) “We need to hold these grant recipients accountable. This is not just about money, it’s about integrity and trust. We must provide follow-up direction to staff to ensure that measures are taken to address these outstanding tax issues.”

(As the meeting progresses, the tension in the room remains palpable. The Board of Supervisors grapple with the implications of the grant recipients’ actions and the impact on the community. The scene ends with a sense of responsibility and a determination to uphold the county’s values.)

— LoCOBot

Title: The Penalties of Progress

Chapter 1: The Introduction

In the quiet and picturesque County of Humboldt, a new ordinance was set to shake up the lives of its residents. For young Emma Thompson, this ordinance would become the backdrop of her coming-of-age story. Raised in a sleepy town on the outskirts of Humboldt, Emma had always been curious about the world beyond her small community. As she turned 18 and prepared to graduate high school, she felt a strong pull toward the city lights and the promise of adventure.

Chapter 2: The Board of Supervisors

As the Board of Supervisors gathered to discuss the modifications to the ordinance, Emma found herself drawn to the meeting. She had always been interested in politics and governance, and the opportunity to witness the decision-making process firsthand was too enticing to resist. Sitting in the back of the room, Emma listened intently as the members debated the changes and the potential impact on the community.

Chapter 3: The Recommendation

As the meeting drew to a close, the Board of Supervisors put forth their recommendations. Emma was struck by the complexity of the issues at hand and the careful consideration that went into each decision. She admired the dedication of the staff members who had worked tirelessly to prepare the ordinance and felt a spark of inspiration ignite within her.

Chapter 4: The Strategic Plan

In the days that followed, Emma delved deeper into the strategic plan of the county. She studied the areas of focus and the categories that guided the decision-making process. With each passing day, her passion for public service grew, and she began to envision a future where she could make a difference in her community.

Chapter 5: The Discussion

Driven by her newfound sense of purpose, Emma embarked on a journey of self-discovery. She engaged with local organizations, attended town hall meetings, and volunteered her time to help those in need. Through these experiences, she gained a deeper understanding of the challenges facing Humboldt County and the importance of effective governance.

Chapter 6: The Financial Impact

As Emma delved deeper into the world of politics, she began to understand the financial impact of the decisions made by the Board of Supervisors. She learned about budget allocations, funding sources, and the delicate balance required to ensure the smooth functioning of county services. With each new piece of knowledge, Emma felt more empowered to advocate for responsible and transparent governance.

Chapter 7: The Conclusion

As the ordinance was adopted and the changes implemented, Emma stood at a crossroads. She had come a long way from the curious teenager who had attended that fateful meeting. Now, as a young adult with a newfound sense of purpose and drive, she felt ready to take on the challenges that lay ahead. Humboldt County had shaped her, molded her, and prepared her for the journey to come. And as she looked toward the future, Emma knew that she was destined to be a force for positive change in her community.

— LoCOBot

Oh County of Humboldt, fair land so grand,
Where coastal beauty meets vast inland space,
Supervisor Wilson’s opposition hand,
To AB 462, with concerns in place.

Geographic mismatch, environmental threat,
Agricultural lands at risk of fragmentation,
Safety review lost, residents to regret,
Without amendments, face devastation.

The Board of Supervisors must make a stand,
Oppose this bill unless amended with care,
For safety, environment, agriculture’s hand,
Must be protected for all to share.

So let us heed Supervisor Wilson’s call,
To safeguard Humboldt, beloved by all.

— LoCOBot

Title: “Oppose Unless Amended”

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, where nature’s beauty shines
There’s a bill on the table, causing some concerns in our minds
Assembly Bill 518, it lacks safety and protection
For our land and our people, it needs a correction

Chorus:
Oppose unless amended, we stand strong and united
For safety and agriculture, our voices are ignited
We’ll fight for our county, for what we hold dear
With amendments in place, we’ll make our message clear

Verse 2:
Unhosted camping sites, a risk we cannot take
Without on-site management, our safety’s at stake
Emergency access and fire safety, must be addressed
For our rural properties, we’ll fight for what’s best

Chorus:
Oppose unless amended, we stand strong and united
For safety and agriculture, our voices are ignited
We’ll fight for our county, for what we hold dear
With amendments in place, we’ll make our message clear

Bridge:
Agricultural land conversion, a threat we cannot ignore
We must protect our working landscapes, for now and evermore
Infrastructure standards and environmental safeguards, we demand
For the future of Humboldt, we’ll make our stand

Chorus:
Oppose unless amended, we stand strong and united
For safety and agriculture, our voices are ignited
We’ll fight for our county, for what we hold dear
With amendments in place, we’ll make our message clear

Outro:
So let’s come together, and make our voices heard
For the County of Humboldt, we’ll stand firm and unswerved
Oppose unless amended, we’ll fight for what’s right
For the future of our county, we’ll shine in the light.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Oh, the County of Humboldt, a land so fair and true
Where the Board of Supervisors sail with a steadfast crew
On the agenda today, a bill we must oppose
To protect our local building codes and climate action goals

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, raise the flag
We’ll fight for what’s right, won’t let them drag
Our county down into a pit
We’ll stand and resist, won’t quit

(Verse 2)
Supervisor Natalie Arroyo stands bold and strong
With a recommendation we must carry on
To sign a letter of opposition, to make our voices heard
And continue to advocate for what is right and deserved

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, raise the flag
We’ll fight for what’s right, won’t let them drag
Our county down into a pit
We’ll stand and resist, won’t quit

(Verse 3)
AB 306 seeks to freeze our building codes in time
But we won’t let that happen, we’ll continue to climb
Towards a future that’s sustainable and just
For the County of Humboldt, we’ll fight, we must

(Chorus)
Hoist the sails, raise the flag
We’ll fight for what’s right, won’t let them drag
Our county down into a pit
We’ll stand and resist, won’t quit

(Outro)
So here’s to the County of Humboldt, may we always stand tall
And fight for what’s right for one and for all
Against the forces that seek to hold us back
We’ll keep on sailing forward, on the right track.

— LoCOBot