As the sun rose over the picturesque County of Humboldt, Supervisor Natalie Arroyo found herself lost in thought as she prepared for the day’s Board of Supervisors meeting. The agenda before her included a proposal to proclaim the third week of May as Peer Support Appreciation Week, a cause that was near and dear to her heart.

Natalie had always been a fierce advocate for mental health and wellness, having faced her own struggles in the past. She knew firsthand the power of peer support and the incredible impact it could have on individuals navigating difficult times. As she read over the details of the proclamation, her mind drifted to the dedicated and compassionate peer support specialists in Humboldt County, who worked tirelessly to help others on their journey to recovery.

One name in particular caught her eye - a certain Lucas Thompson, a peer support specialist known for his warmth, empathy, and unwavering commitment to those in need. Natalie had crossed paths with Lucas on several occasions, and each time, she found herself drawn to his gentle spirit and kind eyes. There was something about him that stirred emotions deep within her, emotions she had long buried beneath her dedication to her work.

As the meeting commenced, Natalie felt a sense of urgency and determination building within her. She knew that proclaiming Peer Support Appreciation Week was important, not just for the community, but for her own personal journey as well. With a deep breath, she rose to speak, her voice steady and unwavering as she shared her passion for the cause.

As the proclamation was adopted unanimously by the Board of Supervisors, Natalie felt a surge of pride and fulfillment. But as she looked out into the crowd, her eyes met Lucas’s, and in that moment, she knew that this was only the beginning of their story. The Third Week of May would always hold a special place in their hearts, not just as a time of celebration and recognition, but as the start of a new chapter filled with love, hope, and the healing power of peer support.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
May 2026, a month to remember
Maternal Mental Health Month, let’s come together
Supervisor Mike Wilson’s recommendation we heed
Proclaiming this month is what we need

(Chorus)
Maternal Mental Health Month, let’s raise awareness
Break the barriers, reduce the stigma with care
For the mothers and children, let’s connect
To support services, let’s not neglect

(Verse 2)
Depression, anxiety, affecting so many
Yet treatment is scarce, let’s not ignore any
Only 15% receive the help they require
Let’s make a difference, let’s inspire

(Chorus)
Maternal Mental Health Month, let’s raise awareness
Break the barriers, reduce the stigma with care
For the mothers and children, let’s connect
To support services, let’s not neglect

(Bridge)
General Fund, no financial impact
But the impact on lives is a fact
No staffing needed, just a proclamation
To support the cause, for mental health salvation

(Chorus)
Maternal Mental Health Month, let’s raise awareness
Break the barriers, reduce the stigma with care
For the mothers and children, let’s connect
To support services, let’s not neglect

(Outro)
Humboldt County, let’s come together
Proclaim May 2026, for maternal mental health forever
Let’s make a difference, let’s spread the word
Maternal Mental Health Month, let our voices be heard!

— LoCOBot

Whaur Humboldt’s fair lands meet the sky sae clear,
The Board o’ Supervisors gather near,
To discuss matters o’ mental health sae dear,
In the County o’ Humboldt, we hold it near.

Supervisor Mike Wilson, wi’ wisdom and might,
Puts forth a proclamation, clear and bright,
To proclaim May as Mental Health Matters Month,
In our braw County, we stand firm and staunch.

Wi’ a unanimous vote, we adopt this decree,
To spread awareness sae wide and free,
For a healthy mind is a treasure untold,
May all in Humboldt, mental health uphold.

Our Strategic Plan, wi’ focus on safety,
Promotes well-being for a’ and each day we see,
In our core services, we do proclaim,
Mental health matters, it’s no a game.

Wi’ no financial impact, nor staffing to fret,
We rally together, in this sacred set,
To support those in need, in times o’ despair,
For mental health matters, let’s show we care.

So let us all join hands, in unity and grace,
To raise our voices, in this noble place,
May Mental Health Matters Month in May,
Be a beacon of hope, let’s lead the way.

— LoCOBot

Pokemon Duel: CalFresh Awareness Month Proclamation

Trainer 1: Supervisor Natalie Arroyo
Pokemon Team: Snorlax, Togepi, Bulbasaur

Trainer 2: Team Rocket
Pokemon Team: Meowth, Ekans, Arbok

As the proclamation for CalFresh Awareness Month is read aloud, Supervisor Natalie Arroyo sends out her Pokemon team to battle against Team Rocket, who are trying to disrupt the meeting.

Round 1:
- Supervisor Natalie Arroyo sends out Snorlax, a large and powerful Pokemon
- Team Rocket sends out Meowth, a quick and agile Pokemon
- Snorlax uses Body Slam to overpower Meowth, causing Team Rocket to lose their first Pokemon

Round 2:
- Supervisor Natalie Arroyo sends out Togepi, a cute but strong Pokemon
- Team Rocket sends out Ekans, a sneaky and venomous Pokemon
- Togepi uses Metronome to summon a powerful attack, defeating Ekans easily

Round 3:
- Supervisor Natalie Arroyo sends out Bulbasaur, a grass-type Pokemon
- Team Rocket sends out Arbok, a fierce snake Pokemon
- Bulbasaur uses Solar Beam to weaken Arbok, but Arbok fights back with Poison Sting
- In a final showdown, Bulbasaur evolves into Ivysaur and defeats Arbok with a powerful Vine Whip

With the battle won, Supervisor Natalie Arroyo and her Pokemon team stand victorious, ensuring that CalFresh Awareness Month will be recognized and celebrated in Humboldt County. Team Rocket retreats, unable to disrupt the important proclamation.

— LoCOBot

“Good morning Board of Supervisors, my name is Jim and I am here to talk to you about a very important proclamation that is up for discussion today. The proclamation to proclaim May 2026 as Caregiver Appreciation Month is a fantastic way to show gratitude to those who dedicate their time and energy to supporting children and youth in our community.

As a used car salesman, I understand the importance of appreciation and recognition, which is why I urge the Board of Supervisors to adopt this proclamation. Caregivers, whether they are resource parents, relatives, or non-related extended family members, play a crucial role in the lives of children and youth in Humboldt County.

Just like caregivers, we at our dealership value the relationships we have with our customers and strive to provide them with the best service possible. So, in honor of Caregiver Appreciation Month, we are offering a special promotion to all caregivers in our community. Come visit our dealership and take advantage of exclusive discounts and deals on our wide selection of used cars.

Let’s show our caregivers how much we appreciate them by adopting this proclamation and by supporting them in any way we can. Thank you for your time and consideration.”

— LoCOBot

Recipe for Supporting Humboldt Arts Council:

Ingredients:
- 1 resolution supporting the Humboldt Arts Council
- 1 Chair to sign the resolution

Instructions:
1. In a Board of Supervisors meeting, present the resolution supporting the Humboldt Arts Council.
2. Request authorization for the Chair to sign the resolution on behalf of the Board of Supervisors.
3. Serve immediately to show support for the Humboldt Arts Council and renew their designation as the County’s official local arts agency and State-Local Partner.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Good day, friend. I see you are here to discuss the resolution encouraging the state of California to continue funding for the Market Match Program supporting CalFresh incentives at farmers’ markets across the state. What is it that you would like to discuss about this matter?

Supervisor Mike Wilson: Thank you, Socrates. I believe it is important for us to adopt this resolution and show our support for the Market Match Program. It plays a crucial role in providing nutrition incentives for CalFresh recipients to purchase fresh fruits and vegetables at farmers’ markets.

Socrates: Ah, I see. So you believe that by adopting this resolution, we can help ensure that the Market Match Program continues to receive state funding and support those in need of fresh produce. But do you believe there are any potential arguments against this resolution?

Supervisor Mike Wilson: Well, some may argue that there are other pressing issues that require state funding and support, and that the Market Match Program may not be the highest priority. However, I believe that access to nutritious food is a basic necessity and should be a priority for our community.

Socrates: An interesting perspective, indeed. It seems that you are emphasizing the importance of basic needs and supporting programs that help fulfill them. In that case, do you have any specific recommendations on how we can further advocate for the continuation of funding for the Market Match Program?

Supervisor Mike Wilson: My recommendation is for the Board of Supervisors to adopt the attached resolution, which encourages the state of California to continue funding for the Market Match Program. Additionally, I suggest that we send a copy of the resolution to the Governor of California and our County representatives to further emphasize our support for this program.

Socrates: It appears that you have carefully considered the steps necessary to support this initiative. By sending a clear message to our state representatives, we can effectively advocate for the continued funding of the Market Match Program. Your dedication to this cause is commendable, Supervisor Wilson.

Supervisor Mike Wilson: Thank you, Socrates. I believe that by working together and voicing our support for programs like the Market Match Program, we can make a positive impact on the health and well-being of our community.

Socrates: Indeed, it is through collective action and advocacy that we can bring about positive change. Thank you, Supervisor Wilson, for your thoughtful insights on this matter.

— LoCOBot

As the USS Enterprise received the distress call from the planet Humboldt, Captain James T. Kirk knew they had to respond quickly. The message was brief, simply stating that a valued member of the community, Lindsey Day, had passed away and they needed assistance in honoring his memory.

Upon arriving on the planet, Captain Kirk and his crew were greeted by a somber group of individuals who explained Lindsey’s contribution to the County of Humboldt as an ADA Carpenter. They spoke of his dedication, craftsmanship, and the positive impact he had made on the community.

Moved by the heartfelt tributes to Lindsey, Captain Kirk knew they had to do something special to honor his memory. With the help of Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott, they came up with a plan to build a memorial in Lindsey’s honor. Using the latest technology and materials available on the Enterprise, they constructed a beautiful monument that highlighted Lindsey’s dedication to accessibility and service.

As the sun set over the planet Humboldt, Captain Kirk gathered the community together to unveil the memorial. Tears were shed, but there was also a sense of peace and closure as they paid tribute to Lindsey Day. The Board of Supervisors expressed their deepest gratitude to the crew of the Enterprise for their assistance in honoring their fallen comrade.

Before departing, Captain Kirk addressed the crowd, speaking of the importance of remembering those who had made a difference in the world. He reminded them that Lindsey’s legacy would live on in the hearts of all who had known him, and that his spirit would continue to inspire others to strive for excellence in their own lives.

As the Enterprise soared back into the stars, Captain Kirk couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride in knowing that they had helped to honor a true hero. Lindsey Day may have passed away, but his memory would forever be etched in the fabric of the universe. And for Captain Kirk and his crew, that was a mission accomplished.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Maximus Contract

Overview:
The party has been living in the County of Humboldt, where a contract has been established with Maximus US Services Inc. for the purpose of improving efficiencies and performance within the Child Support Services department. As the contract nears its end, strange occurrences begin to happen, leading the party to investigate the true nature of Maximus and their involvement with the county.

Plot:
The party is hired by the Department of Child Support Services to investigate Maximus US Services Inc. and uncover any potential sinister activities they may be involved with. As they dig deeper, they discover that Maximus has been using their expertise in Business Process Reengineering to manipulate the county’s financial and administrative processes for their own gain.

Through a series of encounters with Maximus employees and shady characters connected to the company, the party learns that Maximus has been embezzling funds from the county under the guise of improving efficiencies. They must navigate through a web of deceit and corruption to gather evidence against Maximus and bring them to justice.

As the party delves deeper into the investigation, they uncover a plot by Maximus to take control of the county’s Child Support Services department and use it for their own nefarious purposes. With time running out, the party must stop Maximus before it’s too late and save the county from financial ruin.

Challenges:
- Infiltrating Maximus’ headquarters to gather incriminating evidence
- Battling against Maximus’ minions who will stop at nothing to protect their organization
- Deciphering complex financial and administrative documents to uncover the truth
- Convincing the Board of Supervisors to take action against Maximus

Conclusion:
After a series of intense battles and strategic planning, the party successfully gathers enough evidence to prove Maximus’ wrongdoing to the Board of Supervisors. Maximus is held accountable for their actions, and the county is able to recover the embezzled funds. The party is hailed as heroes for uncovering the truth and saving the county from financial disaster. The Department of Child Support Services is restructured to prevent similar incidents from happening in the future, and the party’s reputation as skilled investigators is solidified in the county.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Whoa, check it out Butt-head. The Board of Supervisors is like, sending a letter to this guy Peter Pennekamp.

Butt-head: Yeah, I don’t get it. What did he do?

Beavis: Uh, I think he like, resigned from the Humboldt County Human Rights Commission.

Butt-head: Whoa, sounds important.

Beavis: Yeah, and they want the Chair to sign a Letter of Appreciation for him.

Butt-head: Cool, so it’s like a thank you letter.

Beavis: Yeah, and there’s like, no financial impact ‘cause it’s like a volunteer position.

Butt-head: Huhuhuh, volunteer.

Beavis: Yeah. So, like, they don’t have to pay him or anything.

Butt-head: Heh heh, that’s cool. Hey Beavis, maybe we should volunteer for something.

Beavis: Yeah, like, volunteer to, uh, I don’t know.

Butt-head: Yeah, I don’t know either. Let’s just watch TV.

— LoCOBot

Kaylee: Ugh, did you guys see this boring agenda for the County of Humboldt meeting on 5/12/2026?

Brianna: Yeah, like who even cares about approving an Action Summary from a meeting two weeks ago?

Madison: Seriously, can’t they come up with something more interesting to discuss? Like, I don’t know, banning ugly shoes or something?

Kaylee: Haha, that would be way more fun to read about than this snooze fest. I bet the Board of Supervisors fall asleep during their own meetings.

Brianna: I wouldn’t be surprised, they probably need a double shot of espresso just to get through this stuff. Can’t they spice it up a bit?

Madison: I think we should start a petition to make all government meetings more entertaining. Like, they could have a dance-off instead of approving boring Action Summaries.

Kaylee: I’m down for that, anything to make these meetings less of a drag. Let’s make government meetings great again, girls! 💁🏻‍♀️💅🏼

Brianna: Haha, I love it! Let’s shake things up and show them how it’s done. Who needs Action Summaries when we have sass and style? ✨🔥💋

Madison: Yasss, we’ll bring some much-needed drama and attitude to those stuffy meetings. Watch out, County of Humboldt, the Mean Girls of High School are coming for you! 😈💯🔥

— LoCOBot

Conspiracy Theory: The resignation of Lauri Barnwell from the Humboldt County Resource Conservation District Board was not voluntary, but rather a result of pressure from a secret society that wants to take control of the board for nefarious purposes. The vacancy notice posted is just a cover-up to make it seem like a normal transition, but in reality, the new at-large member appointed in June will be a puppet of this shadow organization. This group plans to use the board’s power and influence to manipulate environmental regulations in Humboldt County to serve their own agenda, which may involve exploitation of natural resources or other unethical activities. The Clerk of the Board, who is responsible for handling the vacancy process, is actually a member of this secret society, ensuring that their chosen candidate is successfully appointed. The public is being kept in the dark about this sinister plot, and only a select few individuals are aware of the true intentions behind the seemingly routine appointment process.

— LoCOBot

Moe Hogan: Welcome back to the Moe Hogan Experience, folks. Today we have a very special guest with us, the author of this document from the County of Humboldt. Now, tell me, what exactly is this letter of appreciation for Lauri Barnwell all about?

Author: Well, thank you for having me, Moe. This document is simply a recommendation for the Board of Supervisors to authorize the Chair to sign a letter of appreciation for Lauri Barnwell for her service on the Humboldt County Resource Conservation District Board.

Moe Hogan: Ah, I see, I see. So, she’s been doing some good work for the county, huh? That’s always nice to hear. Now, is there any specific reason for this appreciation letter, or is it just a routine thing?

Author: Lauri Barnwell has been dedicated to the Resource Conservation District Board for many years, and the Board of Supervisors wants to express their gratitude for her service.

Moe Hogan: Got it, got it. And, uh, what exactly does the Resource Conservation District Board do in Humboldt County?

Author: The board works to promote conservation and sustainable land management practices in the county.

Moe Hogan: Fascinating stuff, truly fascinating. Now, before we go any further, I gotta ask my producer to look up something for me. Hey, could you find out how many other resource conservation districts there are in the state of California?

Producer: Actually, Moe, there are 97 resource conservation districts in California, not just one.

Moe Hogan: Oh, well, there you have it, folks. Always learning something new on the Moe Hogan Experience. And now, a word from our sponsor. Are you looking to boost your energy and focus throughout the day? Try SuperEnerGizer™ dietary supplements, the only supplement I trust to keep me going strong all day long. Just one pill a day, and you’ll feel like a whole new person. Check them out at SuperEnerGizer.com. Thank you for sponsoring the show, SuperEnerGizer™.

And there you have it, folks. This has been the Moe Hogan Experience. Tune in next time for more riveting discussions and eye-opening revelations. Stay curious, my friends.

— LoCOBot

“In the small town of Humboldt, the Department of Health and Human Services is facing a legal battle unlike any other. With juvenile dependency appeals piling up, the County Counsel’s Office is stretched thin. But when all hope seems lost, one law firm steps in to save the day.

From the creators of ‘Justice in the Redwoods’ comes a new legal drama that will keep you on the edge of your seat. ‘County of Humboldt’ follows the intense courtroom battles and behind-the-scenes drama as Gordon-Creed, Kelley, Holl & Sugerman, LLP take on the challenge of representing DHHS in connection with juvenile dependency appellate litigation.

With the fate of the department hanging in the balance, the Board of Supervisors must make a decision that will impact the entire community. Will they approve the attorney-client fee agreement with GKHS and save the day? Or will they risk it all by going against the recommendation?

Join us for a thrilling ride through the corridors of power and the intricacies of the legal system. ‘County of Humboldt’ - coming soon to a theater near you. Don’t miss it.”

— LoCOBot

Title: The Case of the Advanced Salary Step

[The episode opens with the Mystery Machine driving through the lush, green forests of Humboldt County. The gang is on their way to investigate a mysterious case that has been brought to their attention.]

Velma: According to the information we received, there’s something fishy going on with Deputy County Counsel IV Victoria Reierstad’s advanced salary step increase.

Fred: That’s right! It seems like she’s getting a higher salary step without a valid reason. We need to find out what’s really going on here.

[The gang arrives at the County Counsel’s Office and meets with Deputy County Administrative Officer Karen Clower, who explains the situation to them.]

Karen: Victoria Reierstad joined our office recently and has been doing an exceptional job. However, there are suspicions that her advanced salary step request may not be legitimate.

Shaggy: Like, this sounds like a real head-scratcher, man. We’ll get to the bottom of this mystery!

[Scooby-Doo sniffs around the office and picks up a scent that leads them to Victoria Reierstad’s desk. They find a clue hidden in a drawer.]

Daphne: Look! It’s a letter from a mysterious sender, detailing plans to manipulate the salary increase for Victoria.

Velma: This must be the key to unraveling the mystery. Let’s track down the sender and get to the bottom of this.

[The gang follows the clues and eventually discovers that the sender of the letter is none other than a disgruntled ex-employee who wanted to sabotage Victoria’s reputation.]

Fred: So, it was all a ploy to frame Victoria and ruin her career. But thanks to our sleuthing skills, we were able to uncover the truth.

Karen: Thank you, Mystery Inc., for solving this case and clearing Victoria’s name. You truly are a remarkable team.

[The episode ends with Victoria Reierstad expressing her gratitude to the gang for helping her and ensuring that justice was served.]

Victoria: I can’t thank you all enough for exposing the truth and clearing my name. I will forever be grateful for your help.

[The gang hops back into the Mystery Machine, ready to head off to their next adventure, as the sun sets over the beautiful Humboldt County landscape.]

Fred: Another mystery solved, gang! On to the next one!

[The Mystery Machine drives off into the distance, leaving behind a grateful Victoria and a peaceful County Counsel’s Office.]

— LoCOBot

Haha, listen up, Board of Supervisors! DHHS: Behavioral Health is coming for you with a resolution that’s gonna rock your world. We’re talking about a one-time retention bonus for our permanent staff in key job classifications. That’s right, we’re taking care of our own and investing in the best of the best. And let me tell you, if you don’t approve this, you’re missing out. Don’t be a fool and let this opportunity slip away. Join us in recognizing the hard work and dedication of our staff. The time is now, don’t let it pass you by!

— LoCOBot

Starfish: Yo, Noodles… what is this County of Humboldt thing we’re supposed to be voting on?

Noodles: Uh, I think it’s something about an agreement between two agencies in Humboldt County. Something about healthcare services for kids or something.

Starfish: Woah, that’s deep man. Healthcare for kids is important. We should totally vote for it.

Noodles: Yeah, for sure. I mean, we’re all about safe and healthy communities, right?

Starfish: Totally, man. And removing barriers to quality healthcare is like, super important.

Noodles: Yeah, man. I mean, we’re all just trying to make the world a better place, right?

Starfish: Totally, Noodles. So, do we just like, raise our hands or something to vote for this agreement?

Noodles: I think so, man. Let’s just like, go with the flow and see what happens.

Starfish: Sounds good to me, man. Let’s just like, ride the wave and do our part for the community.

Noodles: Absolutely, Starfish. Let’s make Humboldt County proud.

— LoCOBot

In the mystical County of Humboldt, nestled amidst rolling hills and enchanted forests, there lay a hidden realm where magic thrived and faeries danced among the trees. The Board of Supervisors oversaw the safety and well-being of all who dwelled within the county, including the fae folk who lived in harmony with nature.

One day, a messenger from the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Branch arrived at the grand hall of the Board of Supervisors with an important announcement. The messenger, a wise old wizard named Merlin, carried a scroll bearing the seal of the Clinton Foundation, a renowned organization that worked tirelessly to prevent overdoses and save lives.

Merlin unfurled the scroll and read aloud to the gathered Board of Supervisors. The message spoke of a generous donation of $1,000 Presentation Honorarium from the Clinton Foundation to the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Branch. The donation was to support their efforts in substance use prevention and overdose prevention work, particularly focusing on distributing naloxone and educating the community.

The Board of Supervisors listened intently, understanding the importance of the donation in furthering their mission of creating safe and healthy communities in the County of Humboldt. They debated amongst themselves, weighing the benefits of accepting the honorarium and the impact it would have on their strategic plan to implement Live Well Humboldt - Community Health Improvement Plan.

After much discussion, the Board of Supervisors came to a unanimous decision to accept the $1,000 Presentation Honorarium from the Clinton Foundation. They recognized the valuable contribution it would make to the Department of Health and Human Services - Public Health Branch’s ongoing work in substance use prevention and overdose prevention in the county.

Merlin, the wise old wizard, bowed respectfully to the Board of Supervisors and pledged to deliver the good news to Katie Jo Slaughter, the team lead who had worked tirelessly on the project with the Clinton Foundation. The faeries of the enchanted forests whispered their blessings, knowing that with this donation, the realm of Humboldt would continue to thrive and flourish, guided by the compassion and dedication of those who sought to create a better and healthier world for all who called it home.

— LoCOBot

Are you ready to ensure the safety and health of Humboldt County? The Department of Health & Human Services - Public Health Branch is requesting a supplemental budget of $121,250 to purchase essential equipment for Public Health Emergency Preparedness. This includes new laboratory testing equipment and rapid shelters for healthcare organizations.

But we need your support! The Board of Supervisors must vote with a 4/5 majority to approve this budget. Your vote can make a difference in protecting our community in times of crisis.

Don’t wait until it’s too late - support the purchase of equipment that will strengthen our emergency response capabilities. Together, we can ensure a safer and healthier future for Humboldt County.

Vote to approve the Supplemental Budget for Public Health Emergency Preparedness. Let’s keep Humboldt County safe and prepared for anything that comes our way. Thank you for your support!

— LoCOBot

The interview for the position at the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors was set to take place on the morning of May 12, 2026. The candidate, Sarah, walked into the room confidently and greeted the panel of interviewers with a warm smile.

The Chair of the Board of Supervisors began the interview by introducing the panel and explaining the purpose of the meeting. They went through the agenda section and the vote requirement for the subject of grants to community and family resource centers for outreach and support services related to various programs.

Sarah listened attentively, nodding as the Chair spoke, and took notes as needed. When it was her turn to speak, she presented her previous experience working in social services and her passion for helping vulnerable communities.

“I believe in the importance of community outreach and support services, especially for programs like CalWORKs, Temporary Assistance to Needy Families, and CalFresh,” Sarah stated confidently. “I have worked with similar programs in the past and have seen firsthand the positive impact they can have on families in need.”

The panel of interviewers nodded, impressed by Sarah’s knowledge and experience in the field. They asked her a few more questions about her approach to collaboration with community organizations, her understanding of the strategic plan, and her ability to handle the financial aspects of grant funding.

Sarah answered each question thoughtfully, drawing on her past experiences and highlighting her strong communication and organizational skills. As the interview came to a close, the Chair of the Board of Supervisors thanked Sarah for her time and informed her that they would be in touch with their decision in the coming days.

Walking out of the interview room, Sarah felt a sense of optimism. She knew she had given it her all and hoped that her passion for helping others had shone through. Now, all she could do was wait for the decision and hope for the opportunity to make a difference in the community.

— LoCOBot

My dearest Jane,

I hope this letter finds you well. As I sit here in the trenches, surrounded by the deafening roar of German artillery, my thoughts drift to you and the peaceful days we once shared. The chaos of war seems a world away from the tranquility of your company.

I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again, away from the horrors of battle. The sound of gunfire and the smell of smoke are constant reminders of the uncertainty that surrounds us. Yet, in these moments, your love gives me strength to carry on.

I pray that you are safe and that this war will soon come to an end. Until then, know that you are always in my heart and that I will return to you as soon as I am able.

With all my love,

Charles

— LoCOBot

My dear brothers and sisters in Christ, today I come before you to discuss an important matter that affects not only our community but also the very heart of our workforce. The County of Humboldt is proposing amendments to the classification specifications for Public Health Nurses, Environmental Health Specialists I/II, and Senior Environmental Health Specialists.

The Public Health Nurse classification specification has not been updated in over 30 years, while the Environmental Health Specialist I/II and Senior Environmental Health Specialist classifications are also in need of attention. These updates are essential to align with current standards, practices, and licensing requirements, ensuring that our workforce remains competitive and effective in serving the needs of our community.

As we reflect on these proposed changes, we are reminded of the importance of adaptation and growth in our own lives. Just as these classifications need to evolve with the times, so too must we continuously seek to improve ourselves and our abilities in service to God and others. We must be willing to embrace change, to learn new skills, and to adapt to new circumstances for the greater good.

In Ephesians 4:23-24, we are reminded to “be renewed in the spirit of your minds, and to put on the new self, created after the likeness of God in true righteousness and holiness.” Let us take this scripture to heart as we consider the amendments before us today. Let us be open to change, to growth, and to transformation, knowing that through God’s grace and guidance, we can become the best versions of ourselves and serve our community with excellence.

I urge each and every one of you to support these proposed amendments, for they not only benefit our workforce but also reflect our commitment to continuous improvement and excellence in all that we do. Let us embrace this opportunity for growth and change, knowing that through God’s strength, we can overcome any challenges that come our way.

May God bless our community, our workforce, and our efforts to serve others with love, compassion, and excellence. Amen.

— LoCOBot

I tell ya, I don’t get no respect. I went to the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors meeting and they were talking about approving a $50,000 grant for library services to young children and families. I asked if they could spare a few bucks for my comedy routine - they said, “Sorry, we don’t fund stand-up comedians.” Story of my life!

— LoCOBot

Merv “The Beast” Tarkington here, folks, coming to you live from the heart of America with some breaking news out of the County of Humboldt. The liberal elites are at it again, trying to sneak in more government control and handouts under the guise of helping the people. The Board of Supervisors is set to vote on authorizing a Joint Participation Agreement with the City of Fortuna to accept delegation of a Permanent Local Housing Allocation set-aside, designate the County as the applicant and administrator, and approve the submission of the County’s PLHA application to the State. Sounds like a mouthful, but what it really means is they want to take your hard-earned tax dollars and use them for some First Time Home Buyer loans.

Now, on the surface, this may sound like a noble cause, but let’s dive a little deeper. The City of Fortuna doesn’t even have an approved 5-Year Plan or an executed standard agreement to qualify for these funds, so they want to pass the buck to the County. And what’s worse, they want to use up to 5% of these funds for general administration costs, meaning your money could be going towards bloated government salaries and benefits instead of actually helping those in need.

But wait, there’s more. The Planning and Building Department already has cash on hand for these loans, so why do they need to add on these delegated funds? It seems like a classic case of government waste and inefficiency. And let’s not forget about the Memorandum of Understanding between Humboldt County and Fortuna that allows the county to provide assistance in administering housing programs. Sounds like a recipe for more bureaucracy and red tape if you ask me.

Folks, we can’t let the liberal agenda continue to run rampant in our communities. It’s time to stand up and say enough is enough. Contact your Board of Supervisors and let them know that you don’t want your tax dollars going towards these questionable programs. Let’s put the power back in the hands of the people, where it belongs. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington signing off, stay strong and stay informed.

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time in the County of Humboldt, there was a magical place called Big Hill, where the Hoopa Valley Tribe lived. Deep in the heart of the forest, tucked away from the rest of the world, the tribe relied on a special communications site to stay connected with the outside world.

For years, the tribe and the County of Humboldt had a Tower and Space License Agreement for the use of the communications site at Big Hill. This agreement allowed for critical radio communications that were essential for emergency response agencies, fire responders, medical personnel, and the Department of Public Works Roads Division.

But as the agreement’s expiration date drew near, the Hoopa Valley Tribe requested a First Amendment to extend the term for three months to negotiate a new license agreement. The County recognized the importance of the Big Hill site in providing reliable radio communications and enhancing overall system performance, so they worked together to come up with a solution.

After much discussion and planning, the Board of Supervisors finally gathered for a meeting on 5/12/2026 to make a decision. They unanimously agreed to approve and authorize the Chair of the Board to execute the first amendment to the Tower and Space License Agreement with the Hoopa Valley Tribe for the period of May 18, 2026, through August 17, 2026.

As the members of the Board prepared to sign the agreement, a sense of peace and unity filled the room. The tribe and the County of Humboldt stood together, united in their commitment to maintaining a safe and healthy community for all.

And so, the Hoopa Valley Tribe continued to use the Big Hill communications site, ensuring that they could stay connected with the world outside their forest home. The power of partnership and friendship between the tribe and the County shone brightly, illuminating the path forward for generations to come.

As the meeting came to a close, the Board of Supervisors bid farewell to one another, knowing that they had made a difference in the lives of those they served. And as the stars twinkled above Big Hill, a sense of peace settled over the land, promising a bright and hopeful future for all. And with that, it was time for everyone to rest and dream of the adventures that awaited them in the days ahead. Goodnight, sleep tight, and may your dreams be as bright as the stars above Big Hill. The end.

— LoCOBot

In the year 2026, the County of Humboldt was facing a crucial decision regarding the Tower and Space License Agreement with the Hoopa Valley Tribe for the Sugar Pine Mountain Communications Site. The site served as a vital link for emergency response agencies in the Hoopa area, ensuring reliable radio communications for fire responders, medical personnel, and more.

As the Board of Supervisors convened to discuss the recommendation to approve and authorize the Chair of the Board to execute the first amendment to the agreement, little did they know that a series of strange events were about to unfold.

On the day of the meeting, a peculiar signal began emanating from the Sugar Pine Mountain site, disrupting radio communications in the surrounding region. Emergency responders reported receiving garbled messages and interference that made it nearly impossible to coordinate their efforts.

As the situation escalated, it became clear that something beyond their understanding was at play. The County Information Technology team and the Sheriff’s Department were brought in to investigate the source of the interference, but their efforts yielded no results.

Meanwhile, rumors began circulating among the Hoopa Valley Tribe about strange lights and shadows moving around the site at night. Some whispered of ancient spirits awakening in the mountain, disturbed by the presence of the communication tower.

Desperate to restore order and functionality to the site, the Board of Supervisors decided to venture to Sugar Pine Mountain themselves. As they approached the site, they were met with a surreal sight - a rift in reality had opened, revealing a gateway to another dimension.

Through the gateway, they could see a world unlike anything they had ever imagined. Strange creatures roamed the landscape, and alien structures dotted the horizon. It became clear that the signal interference was not a malfunction but a beacon, drawing the attention of beings from another realm.

In a tense moment of decision, the Board of Supervisors realized that they had to make a choice - whether to close the gateway and risk angering the interdimensional beings or leave it open and face the unknown consequences.

In the end, they chose to close the gateway, sealing off the connection between worlds and restoring peace to the Sugar Pine Mountain site. The signal interference ceased, and radio communications returned to normal.

As the Board returned to their meeting, they knew that they had made a decision that would forever remain a mystery to the outside world. The First Amendment to the Tower and Space License Agreement with the Hoopa Valley Tribe had been signed, but the events of that day would never be forgotten. And so, the County of Humboldt’s connection to the unknown remained a secret, hidden within the depths of Sugar Pine Mountain.

— LoCOBot

(Chorus)
Storm damage repair in County of Humboldt,
Board of Supervisors, we sing so bold,
Alderpoint Road in need of our care,
We’ll fix it up, we’ll do our share.

(Verse 1)
In 2026, the meeting was set,
To discuss the road that needs a reset,
Post miles 7.90 and 8.15,
The storm’s wrath had left quite a scene.

(Chorus)
Storm damage repair in County of Humboldt,
Board of Supervisors, we sing so bold,
Alderpoint Road in need of our care,
We’ll fix it up, we’ll do our share.

(Verse 2)
Plans and specs were prepared with care,
To fix the road and make it fair,
From topographic surveys to geotechnical studies,
We’re ready to fix, no time for dudies.

(Chorus)
Storm damage repair in County of Humboldt,
Board of Supervisors, we sing so bold,
Alderpoint Road in need of our care,
We’ll fix it up, we’ll do our share.

(Verse 3)
With FHWA funds and Measure O too,
We’ll get the job done, that’s what we’ll do,
Erosion control and reconstruction,
We’ll restore the road, no need for abduction.

(Chorus)
Storm damage repair in County of Humboldt,
Board of Supervisors, we sing so bold,
Alderpoint Road in need of our care,
We’ll fix it up, we’ll do our share.

(Outro)
So here’s to the work that lies ahead,
To fix the road, no need for dread,
Board of Supervisors, let’s approve with glee,
The storm damage repair in the County of Humboldt by the sea.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on the 12th of May
The Board of Supervisors had something to say
Public Works brought a plan for safety on the road
Edgelines on Indian Reservation, a project to behold

(Chorus)
Highway Safety Improvement, keeping us all in line
Edgelines on Indian Reservation, a project so fine
Strategic Plan in action, making communities safe
Board of Supervisors, we’re paving the way

(Verse 2)
Grant funding in hand, the project was approved
Collaboration with tribes, the plan was improved
Engineering design and construction coming soon
The roads of the Hoopa, Karuk, and Yurok, all in tune

(Chorus)
Highway Safety Improvement, keeping us all in line
Edgelines on Indian Reservation, a project so fine
Strategic Plan in action, making communities safe
Board of Supervisors, we’re paving the way

(Bridge)
Funding sources identified, Measure O and more
No financial commitment until the product is in store
Shared responsibility, for a project so grand
Improving safety for all, across the land

(Chorus)
Highway Safety Improvement, keeping us all in line
Edgelines on Indian Reservation, a project so fine
Strategic Plan in action, making communities safe
Board of Supervisors, we’re paving the way

(Outro)
So here’s to the project, on Indian Reservation roads
Improving safety for all, as our story unfolds
Board of Supervisors leading the way
Highway Safety Improvement, here to stay!

— LoCOBot

Oh County of Humboldt, dear land so fair,
Where the Veterans Memorial Building stands strong,
With HVAC upgrades now in the air,
To keep the space conditioned all year long.

DCI Builders, their work now complete,
For the Ferndale Veterans Memorial’s sake,
A new system designed, the old obsolete,
To keep the building warm, no matter the stake.

Public Works and Frontier Engineers at hand,
Plans prepared, bids released, contracts awarded,
Now the project nears its final demand,
As the Board must accept, the work applaud.

Accept this project, let completion shine,
A beacon of excellence for all time.

— LoCOBot

Dans le comté de Humboldt,
Une décision doit être prise,
Pour améliorer notre ville,
Et assurer sa grandeur.

Sur l’avenue de Myrtle,
Les travaux vont débuter,
Pour rénover et embellir,
Pour rendre la ville plus sûre.

La société Mercer-Fraser,
A remporté le contrat,
Pour un montant de deux millions,
Nous allons enfin avancer.

Les cyclistes et piétons,
Pourront se déplacer en sécurité,
Grâce à ces améliorations,
La communauté sera comblée.

Le lien entre les quartiers,
Seront mieux connectés,
Favorisant ainsi la santé,
De tous les habitants de la cité.

Alors saluons cette avancée,
Et remercions nos élus,
Pour penser au bien-être de tous,
Dans le comté de Humboldt.

— LoCOBot

As the Board of Supervisors gathered to discuss the storm damage repair project for Hidden Court and East Branch Road, a chill settled over the room. The county of Humboldt had seen its fair share of natural disasters, but something about this particular project made the officials uneasy.

The plans and specifications detailed the extensive work needed to repair the roadway, recounting the severe winter storms, flooding, and mudslides that had caused the damage. It was clear that this was no ordinary repair job, but something more sinister lurked beneath the surface.

As the discussion unfolded, strange occurrences began to disrupt the meeting. Lights flickered, papers flew off the table, and a cold wind swept through the room, sending shivers down the spines of the officials. Whispers could be heard echoing in the corridors, voices that seemed to be warning them of impending danger.

One by one, the officials started to feel a sense of dread creeping over them. They could sense a presence in the room, a malevolent force that seemed to be watching their every move. The more they delved into the project details, the more they realized that there was something deeply wrong with the site of the storm damage.

As the meeting drew to a close, a sudden darkness descended upon the room, plunging it into total blackness. Panic ensued as the officials scrambled to find their way out, but they soon realized that they were not alone. Whispers turned into screams as they came face to face with the spirits of those who had perished in the storms, their ghostly forms haunting the very walls of the building.

Terrified and desperate to escape, the officials made a run for the door, but it was locked tight, trapping them inside with the vengeful spirits. As the darkness closed in around them, they knew that they were doomed to suffer the same fate as those who had met their end on Hidden Court and East Branch Road.

And as the last echoes of their screams faded away, the spirits of the storm victims reclaimed their territory, leaving behind only an eerie silence and a sense of foreboding that would haunt the county of Humboldt for years to come.

— LoCOBot

No condado de Humboldt
A verba tá no aperto
Precisamos de dinheiro
Pro nosso calçamento

A manutenção das estradas
Tá precisando de atenção
Vamos transferir a grana
Pra não ter prejuízos, não

Vamos aprovar a transferência
De um milhão de dólares
Pra garantir a segurança
Das nossas vias e calçadas

É Carnaval no Brasil
E a festa não pode parar
Mas sem estradas seguras
Não tem como se animar

Por isso, Board of Supervisors
Aprova essa recomendação
Vamos garantir a manutenção
Das nossas estradas com união

Vamos dançar no Carnaval
Com segurança e alegria
A roads maintenance é essencial
Pro folião curtir seu dia

Humboldt County, vamos comemorar
Com a estrada em boas condições
A folia vai se espalhar
Com muitas cores e emoções

Vamos juntos nessa festa
Aprovando essa transferência
Garantindo que as estradas
Tenham sempre sua excelência

Viva o Carnaval no Brasil
E viva Humboldt County também
Com estradas bem mantidas
Cantaremos todos o bem!

— LoCOBot

Hear ye, hear ye! By the authority vested in me as the town crier of the County of Humboldt, I bring forth important news regarding the upcoming meeting of the Board of Supervisors on 5/12/2026.

File number 26-430 is set to be addressed in the agenda section of Consent. The subject of discussion involves the Notice of Intention to Purchase Real Property located at 4325 Broadway, Eureka, California, with Assessor Parcel Number 302-171-039.

The Public Works department is recommending that the Board of Supervisors:
1. Approve and authorize the Chair of the Board to execute the Notice of Intention to Purchase Real Property.
2. Direct the Clerk of the Board to publish the notice once a week for three successive weeks.

This action aligns with the County’s Strategic Plan to support safe and healthy communities by expanding county infrastructure resilience.

The property in question is identified as a suitable site for the proposed One Stop Permitting Center, a vital initiative to improve public access to permitting services as outlined in the County’s 2020 Facilities Master Plan.

The estimated cost to acquire the real property is $5,750,000, including purchase price and additional expenses. Funding will be sourced from the 2020 Amended Finance Plan.

This decision will not impact current staffing levels, and there is no involvement from other agencies.

In conclusion, it is recommended to approve the Notice of Intention to Purchase Real Property in order to support the County’s long-term goals and infrastructure development.

Thank you for your attention, and may this message be spread throughout the land for all to hear!

— LoCOBot

(Scene from an Arthur Miller play titled “Resilience”)

(Sheriff and Board of Supervisors are seated around a table in a dimly lit government office. The Sheriff stands, addressing the Board)

Sheriff: Gentlemen, as you can see from the file before you, we are at a critical juncture in our efforts to support the mental health and well-being of our first responders. The partnership with Restoration First Responder Network has proven invaluable in providing specialized services tailored to the unique challenges our personnel face each day.

Board Member 1: (nodding) It’s clear that the work of our law enforcement officers and staff takes a toll on their mental health. We need to do everything we can to support them.

Board Member 2: (frowning) But the financial impact of this agreement is significant. Can we afford to allocate these funds to mental health services?

Sheriff: (firmly) I understand your concerns, but the well-being of our employees is not something we can put a price on. The services provided by Restoration First Responder Network are essential for maintaining a resilient workforce capable of facing the demands of their jobs.

Board Member 3: (thoughtfully) Is there a way to ensure that these funds are being used effectively? How do we know that this partnership is making a difference?

Sheriff: (proudly) We have seen a tangible impact on our personnel since implementing this program. Employees are more willing to seek help when needed, and our overall morale and operational readiness have improved. The data and feedback we have collected support the continued value of this partnership.

Chair of the Board: (leaning forward) In that case, I move to approve the Professional Services Agreement with Restoration First Responder Network for the next three years. The well-being of our first responders is paramount, and we must do everything in our power to support them.

(Board Members nod in agreement, signaling their support for the motion. The Sheriff smiles gratefully, knowing that their decision will have a positive impact on the mental health and resilience of their workforce)

(The scene fades to black)

— LoCOBot

In the County of Humboldt, a meeting was due,
For the Board of Supervisors, on the date 5/12/2026.
Sheriff had a recommendation on the table,
To amend the commissary agreement, if you’re able.

Keefe Commissary Network LLC was the company in play,
For inmate mail scanning, to keep substances away.
The recommendation was clear and sound,
To ensure the safety of all inmates around.

Funding would come from the Inmate Welfare Fund,
No negative financial impact, the plan was sound.
Staffing impact would be reduced, a benefit to see,
With electronic scanning, a more efficient way to be.

The Board of Supervisors had a decision to make,
To approve the amendment, for safety’s sake.
With the Chair’s signature and support in hand,
The County of Humboldt could continue to stand.

So the vote was taken, and the decision was made,
To approve the amendment, without delay.
For the safety and well-being of all in the facility,
The Board of Supervisors acted with civility.

And so in Humboldt County, on that fine day,
The Second Amendment was approved, hooray!
With Keefe Commissary Network LLC by their side,
The County of Humboldt could take pride.

— LoCOBot

VERSE 1:
In the county of Humboldt, where the redwoods touch the sky
There’s a sadness in the air, a tear that never dries
Sheriffs Posse made a donation, of a VIP restroom trailer
But it’s not just a gift, it’s a symbol of failure

CHORUS:
Oh, the emptiness inside, when the ones you love are gone
And all that’s left are memories, of days that have moved on
The trailer sits in silence, a reminder of the past
A beacon of hope in a world that couldn’t last

VERSE 2:
The grant was awarded, in 2021 with good intentions
But now it’s just a relic, of lost connections
The trailer was a lifeline, in times of desperation
But now it’s just a ghost, a haunting recollection

CHORUS:
Oh, the emptiness inside, when the ones you love are gone
And all that’s left are memories, of days that have moved on
The trailer sits in silence, a reminder of the past
A beacon of hope in a world that couldn’t last

BRIDGE:
The Sheriff’s Office will accept, the donation with a heavy heart
For it represents a time, when we believed we’d never part
But now it’s just a shell, of what we used to be
A symbol of our loss, a painful memory

CHORUS:
Oh, the emptiness inside, when the ones you love are gone
And all that’s left are memories, of days that have moved on
The trailer sits in silence, a reminder of the past
A beacon of hope in a world that couldn’t last

OUTRO:
In the county of Humboldt, where the redwoods touch the sky
There’s a sadness in the air, a tear that never dries
The VIP restroom trailer, a bittersweet donation
A heartbreaking reminder, of a lost generation.

— LoCOBot

🚨 Important announcement from the County of Humboldt Sheriff’s Office 🚨

We’re excited to share that we are seeking approval for a Professional Services Agreement with Beacon Software Solutions, INC. This agreement will help us enhance our jail management system with handheld technology.

The use of handheld devices will allow real-time data entry throughout the jail, helping us meet Title-15 guidelines for incarcerated individuals to be out of their cells. This will greatly improve our ability to document important events while maintaining supervision of the inmate population.

The funding for this agreement will come from the Sheriff’s Federal Asset Forfeiture Department of Justice (DOJ) Trust. There will be no change to staffing, but the addition of handheld devices will greatly improve staff’s ability to do their jobs effectively and increase morale.

The Board of Supervisors is being asked to authorize the chair to sign the agreement with Beacon Software Solutions and approve all extensions or amendments with the necessary approvals.

We believe that this technology will be a valuable asset to Humboldt County Correctional Facility and help us continue to meet state guidelines and requirements. Stay tuned for updates on this important initiative! #HumboldtCountySheriff #JailManagementSystem #HandheldTechnology #Title15Guidelines

— LoCOBot

As the Sheriff of Humboldt County, I have seen many changes and challenges over the years. One particular challenge that stands out is the recent unexpected cost increases for food at the Humboldt County Correctional Facility (HCCF) and forensic autopsies at the Coroner’s Office. These unforeseen expenses have put a strain on our budget, leading us to request an appropriation transfer in the amounts of $20,267 for the HCCF and $47,500 for the Coroner’s Office.

This request may seem like a mere formality to some, but to me, it represents a turning point in my career. I have dedicated my life to serving and protecting the citizens of Humboldt County, and seeing our resources stretched thin like this has made me realize the importance of being prepared for any situation.

As I reflect on my journey from a young deputy to the Sheriff of Humboldt County, I can’t help but think about all the lessons I’ve learned along the way. From my early days patrolling the streets to overseeing the operations of the correctional facility and the coroner’s office, each experience has shaped me into the leader I am today.

But this appropriation transfer is more than just a financial decision – it’s a test of my leadership and ability to adapt to unforeseen circumstances. It’s a reminder that being a sheriff means more than just enforcing the law; it means being able to make tough decisions and prioritize the safety and well-being of our community.

As I present this request to the Board of Supervisors, I am filled with a sense of pride and determination. I know that whatever challenges may come our way, we will face them head-on and overcome them together. Humboldt County may be facing budget constraints, but we will not let that deter us from our mission to serve and protect.

And so, as I stand before the Board of Supervisors, I am reminded of the words of wisdom passed down to me by my mentors: “In the face of adversity, true leaders rise to the occasion.” Today, I am proud to say that I am ready to rise to the occasion and lead Humboldt County through this challenging time.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Grant Acceptance

[Jerry and Elaine are sitting at Monk’s Cafe, discussing the latest news in Humboldt County]

Jerry: “Did you hear about the latest grant acceptance in Humboldt County?”

Elaine: “No, what happened now?”

Jerry: “The Sheriff’s Office and Probation Department just got awarded $300,000 each for implementing some CalAim Path 4 Grant.”

Elaine: “What’s that for, some kind of health program?”

Jerry: “Yeah, it’s for providing pre-release Medi-Cal services to incarcerated individuals. They have to sign them up for Medi-Cal up to 90 days prior to release.”

Elaine: “Wow, that sounds like a lot of work. What do you think George would do in that situation?”

Jerry: “Knowing George, he’d probably try to get some of that grant money for himself. He’d find a way to weasel his name onto that list of authorized signatures.”

[Cut to George at the County building, trying to convince the Board of Supervisors to let him sign for the grant money]

George: “Come on, just let me sign for it. I’ll make sure the money is well spent, I promise.”

Supervisor: “Sorry Mr. Costanza, but we can’t just let anyone sign for these grants. It has to be authorized personnel.”

[Cut back to Jerry and Elaine at Monk’s Cafe]

Elaine: “I can totally see George trying to pull something like that. He always wants to get his hands on easy money.”

Jerry: “Yeah, but knowing George, he’d probably end up getting himself into trouble. I can already picture him accidentally spending the money on some ridiculous scheme.”

Elaine: “Well, let’s hope the Sheriff’s Office and Probation Department can put that grant money to good use. It sounds like they have a lot of work ahead of them.”

Jerry: “They better be careful though, with that much money on the line, you never know what kind of trouble could come their way.”

[They both laugh as the scene fades out]

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, el Supervisor Madrone
Presenta una propuesta para el pueblo en reunión
Establecer un sistema de supervisión civil
Para la oficina del sheriff, transparencia y paz civil.

Recomienda formar un comité ad hoc
Con Arroyo y Bushnell para llevar el caso
Preparar una ordenanza para septiembre, traer
Y dar dirección apropiada, poderlo resolver.

Apoya la comunidad sana y segura
Con socios públicos para mejorar la cultura
El consejo considera la propuesta
Para ganar confianza y justicia honesta.

Sin costo directo al erario, el sistema
Traerá más trabajo, será necesario el trabajo
El personal existente podrá hacerlo posible
Y el pueblo estará contento, eso es indiscutible.

En el condado de Humboldt, justicia se busca
Con un sistema de supervisión, la confianza surge
El Sheriff y el Inspector General dan cuenta
Y la paz y transparencia en el aire circulan.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
Let’s talk about revocation, of permits unpaid
Measure S taxes, gotta be obeyed
62 permits on the chopping block
Cannabis cultivation, gotta pay the cost

(Chorus)
Revocation, revocation, gotta pay what you owe
Revocation, revocation, no more room to grow
Revocation, revocation, follow the rules you know
Revocation, revocation, time to let it go

(Verse 2)
Board of Supervisors, they made it clear
Payment plans offered, for those in fear
But deadlines passed, and still no pay
Now it’s time for permits to go away

(Chorus)
Revocation, revocation, gotta pay what you owe
Revocation, revocation, no more room to grow
Revocation, revocation, follow the rules you know
Revocation, revocation, time to let it go

(Bridge)
Humboldt County Tax Collector, they’re on the case
No funds to cover, this revocation race
Staffing impact, existing crew
It’s time for these permits to bid adieu

(Chorus)
Revocation, revocation, gotta pay what you owe
Revocation, revocation, no more room to grow
Revocation, revocation, follow the rules you know
Revocation, revocation, time to let it go

(Outro)
Revocation, revocation, it’s the end of the line
Revocation, revocation, no more permits to sign
Revocation, revocation, follow the laws in place
Revocation, revocation, it’s time to embrace.

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
In the County of Humboldt, on a meeting in May,
They talked about wireless, in a coastal way,
The Board of Supervisors, had a vote to take,
To adopt the changes, for the county’s sake.

(Chorus)
Coastal Wireless Telecom, it’s the way to go,
Bringing us together, with a better flow,
In the County of Humboldt, we’re making a stand,
For connectivity and progress, across our land.

(Verse 2)
The Coastal Commission, they had their say,
On the modifications, for a better display,
Creating standards, for development and growth,
For a stronger connection, from coast to coast.

(Chorus)
Coastal Wireless Telecom, it’s the way to go,
Bringing us together, with a better flow,
In the County of Humboldt, we’re making a stand,
For connectivity and progress, across our land.

(Bridge)
From the General Fund Contribution, the funding came,
To support this ordinance, and its aim,
To improve our infrastructure, for all to see,
In the County of Humboldt, where we aim to be.

(Chorus)
Coastal Wireless Telecom, it’s the way to go,
Bringing us together, with a better flow,
In the County of Humboldt, we’re making a stand,
For connectivity and progress, across our land.

(Outro)
So let’s adopt the ordinance, and make it so,
For a better future, let’s make it grow,
In the County of Humboldt, we’ll pave the way,
For Coastal Wireless Telecom, every single day.

— LoCOBot