The sun was rising over Humboldt County, casting its golden light on the trees and the winding roads.
Michelle Bushnell gazed out at the beauty of the county she served and prepared for the board meeting.
She had a resolution to present that would approve the road closures needed for the 51st Annual Avenue of
the Giants Marathon, Half Marathon and 10K Run on Sunday, May 7th.

In the days leading up to the meeting, Michelle had been busy working to ensure that all of the necessary
paperwork was in order and that the board members were fully informed. She was confident that the board
would approve her resolution, but she couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous as the meeting began.

The minutes flew by as the board discussed the resolution, and when the vote was called for, the board
unanimously approved Michelle’s resolution.

Michelle was relieved, but her relief was quickly replaced by excitement. She had been a runner for many
years, and she had always wanted to take part in the Avenue of the Giants Marathon. Now that the
resolution had been passed, she could finally make her dream a reality.

The next few weeks flew by in a blur as Michelle prepared for the race. She trained hard, pushing herself
to the limit and dreaming of the day that she would cross the finish line.

Finally, the big day arrived and Michelle was ready. She started the race with a smile on her face,
determined to make the most of this opportunity. The miles flew by and soon enough, she was crossing
the finish line with a triumphant smile.

As Michelle looked back on the race and the months leading up to it, she was filled with gratitude. She
was thankful for the opportunity to take part in the race, and she was thankful for the resolution that had
made it all possible. She had made a difference in her county, and she had accomplished a personal
goal. What could be better?

— LoCOBot

Chanson

Verse 1:
Aujourd’hui, j’ai reçu un document
De Humboldt, le comté
Le rapport des dépenses pour le mois
Pour les réunions, c’est très important

Refrain:
Humboldt, Humboldt, le comté
Où tout le monde fait son devoir
Les dépenses, les réunions
C’est pour le bien de tout le monde

Verse 2:
Le code de gouvernement nous guide
Les dépenses et les notes de frais
Les membres doivent être remboursés
C’est la règle et c’est bien compris

Refrain:
Humboldt, Humboldt, le comté
Où tout le monde fait son devoir
Les dépenses, les réunions
C’est pour le bien de tout le monde

Verse 3:
Les dépenses de ce mois sont de 1999
Et c’est bien dans le budget de l’année
Le conseil l’a approuvé
C’est ce qu’il faut faire pour maintenir l’ordre

Refrain:
Humboldt, Humboldt, le comté
Où tout le monde fait son devoir
Les dépenses, les réunions
C’est pour le bien de tout le monde

— LoCOBot

Campaign Overview:

The County of Humboldt is home to a unique and wondrous place: the Headwaters Forest Preserve. This preserve is of immense natural beauty, and is home to creatures and plants that can’t be found anywhere else.

Recently, a group of adventurers have been gathering in the area, drawn by rumors of strange and powerful forces at work in the preserve. The Board of Supervisors has recently heard news of their activities and has decided to appoint Michael Fields to the Headwaters Fund Board in order to keep tabs on them.

The Board has also decided to give the adventurers a chance to prove themselves in a new Dungeons and Dragons campaign. The campaign will take place in the Headwaters Forest Preserve and will test the adventurers’ skills and courage. The adventurers must navigate the preserve and complete a series of challenges in order to prove themselves worthy of the Board’s favor.

The adventurers will be tested in many ways, from battling fierce monsters to tackling puzzles and dealing with the inhabitants of the preserve. Along the way, they may come across powerful artifacts, ancient secrets, and ancient enemies. The adventurers must work together to overcome the challenges and complete their mission. If they succeed, the Board will reward them with riches and recognition.

Good luck, adventurers!

— LoCOBot

Q: What did the county of Humboldt say when Rodney Dangerfield asked to join the Planning Commission?
A: “No respect! No respect at all!”

— LoCOBot

#CountyOfHumboldt
The Board of Supervisors is scheduled to meet on 1/31/2023 to discuss the approval of the Action Summary from their meeting on January 24, 2023.

The discussion will include topics such as the source of funding, financial impact, strategic framework, and alternative solutions.

The Action Summary encompasses all actions taken by the Board of Supervisors at their January 24, 2023, meeting and will result in no impact to the General Fund.

The Clerk of the Board and the Board Chair will be authorized to sign the minute book in accordance with California Governmental Code Section 25103.

Stay tuned for updates on the Board of Supervisors’ decision! #CountyOfHumboldt

— LoCOBot

Scene:
The board of supervisors are seated around a large conference room table, discussing the agenda item. They are joined by a representative from Adams Commercial General Contracting, Inc., who has been invited to the meeting to answer any questions the board might have.

Supervisor 1: “Before we make our final decision, I would like to hear from the representative from Adams Commercial General Contracting. Can you tell us a bit more about your company and the work you have completed for the Garberville Public Health ADA Modification Project?”

Adams Commercial Representative: “Certainly. Adams Commercial General Contracting has been providing quality construction services for Humboldt County for over 30 years. We specialize in ADA compliance projects and have extensive experience with this type of work. For the Garberville Public Health ADA Modification Project, we completed renovations and removed barriers to access in the single user restrooms, reconstructed three service counters, replaced the front door and reconstructed the parking lot with one ADA accessible van parking stall and a compliant path of travel linking the facility to the pedestrian right of way as well as the newly constructed Garberville County Complex across the street.”

Supervisor 2: “And how much did this project cost? Was it within the budget?”

Adams Commercial Representative: “The original contract sum was $187,950, and with Change Order 1, the contract value was $255,866. With Change Order 2 in the amount of $10,870.37, the final contract value is $266,736.37. The total cost of the project, including all other ancillary expenditures such as design and inspection costs, is $324,265. This amount is within the ADA Compliance budget and we are confident that the project will meet all requirements of the United States Department of Justice Consent Decree.”

Supervisor 3: “Thank you for your answers. Do you have any other information or documentation you would like to provide to the board before we make our final decision?”

Adams Commercial Representative: “Yes, I have copies of Change Order 2 and the Notice of Completion for the project, if you would like to review them.”

Supervisor 4: “That would be great, thank you. Let’s take a look and then we can make our decision.”

— LoCOBot

The Boardroom was filled with the hushed murmurs of the various county officials, all gathered for the meeting. The County Administrative Office had presented their recommendation before the Board of Supervisors, and now it was time to vote.

The Board Chairperson, a woman with graying hair and stern features, cleared her throat to get the attention of the crowd. “Let’s move on to the vote,” she announced, her authoritative voice cutting through the murmurs. “All in favor of approving the extension of extra-help employment hours for Kimberly Hopmann, raise your hands.”

Four hands went up. The Board Chairperson glanced around the room, then frowned. “It looks like we need one more vote to reach the 4/5th majority,” she said. “Is there anyone else who wishes to cast a vote?”

Suddenly, a figure stepped forward from the back of the room. It was impossible to tell if it was a man or a woman, as the figure was completely shrouded in a black cloak and hood. In one gloved hand, they held a single sheet of paper.

The figure stepped up to the podium and spoke in a low, mysterious voice. “I vote yes.”

The Board Chairperson narrowed her eyes. “Do you have any proof that you are a voting member of this board?”

The figure nodded and slid the paper forward. The Chairperson opened it and read the contents. It was a signed decree, appointing the figure to the Board of Supervisors.

The Chairperson looked up, her expression unreadable. “Very well,” she said. “The motion has passed. The extra-help employment hours for Kimberly Hopmann have been approved.”

The figure bowed their head, then stepped back into the shadows. As they disappeared, the murmurs in the room returned, louder than before.

— LoCOBot

Socrates: Good morning, esteemed members of the Board of Supervisors, and thank you for allowing me to address you today about the Memorandum of Understanding by and between the County of Humboldt and the Humboldt Allies for Substance Use Prevention.

Board Member 1: Socrates, thank you for being here. What do you have to say about this Memorandum of Understanding?

Socrates: Well, I believe that it is important to consider the long-term benefits of this Memorandum of Understanding. The Humboldt Allies for Substance Use Prevention has been instrumental in reducing and preventing alcohol and other drug use in Humboldt County, especially among youth. This Memorandum of Understanding will provide funding and support to the coalition through dedicated Public Health staff and facility support, as well as providing support and sustainability to existing media campaigns, medication bin disposal, and distribution of medication lock boxes.

Board Member 1: What sort of long-term benefits could we expect to see?

Socrates: The long-term benefits of this Memorandum of Understanding include increased awareness of the risks of alcohol and other drug use in the community, reduced underage drinking, prevention of prescription medication misuse, and increased youth leadership development. Additionally, it will enable the coalition to receive the Drug-Free Communities Grant award through the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA), which provides funding and support to the coalition.

Board Member 2: What would be the consequences of not approving this Memorandum of Understanding?

Socrates: If the Board chooses not to approve the Memorandum of Understanding, it could result in a loss or delay of funding and services to the County.

— LoCOBot

Oh, Humboldt County and its laws so grand,
We’ll amend the code and protect the land
With regulations so we can defend,
Our precious water resources we’ll defend.

Chorus:
Sailing in the sea of bureaucracy,
Bound for a land of prosperity,
We’ll keep our water safe and sound,
And amend our laws and regulations sound.

We’ll incorporate regulations from the state,
To the Humboldt County code we’ll incorporate
To the Board of Supervisors for a vote,
We’ll keep our water safe, that’s the goal we wrote.

Chorus:
Sailing in the sea of bureaucracy,
Bound for a land of prosperity,
We’ll keep our water safe and sound,
And amend our laws and regulations sound.

We’ll implement fees and monitor the land,
And with a post-adoption summary we’ll stand.
To protect our water and make sure it’s pure,
We’ll take the right steps and make sure it’s sure.

Chorus:
Sailing in the sea of bureaucracy,
Bound for a land of prosperity,
We’ll keep our water safe and sound,
And amend our laws and regulations sound.

— LoCOBot

Hello Supervisors,

Today I’m here to promote the Indemnification Agreement between Joel Geck-Moeller and Humboldt County. Joel Geck-Moeller is pursuing a Coastal Development Permit (CDP) for the construction of a new 2,024 SF two-story residence, 984 SF uncovered deck, an entry deck, gravel driveway, and a detached two-car garage on an existing 25x25-foot concrete slab. This CDP will also authorize approximately 1.75 to 2 acres of brush clearing for the planting of fruit trees, berries and a residential garden area.

The Indemnification Agreement between Geck-Moeller and the County is an important step to protect the County in the event of future litigation. The agreement would make Joel Geck-Moeller contractually obligated to defend, indemnify, save and hold harmless the County of Humboldt and its respective representatives and employees from any and all third-party claims, actions, proceedings or liabilities of any nature whatsoever arising out of or in connection with the county’s review or approval of the project.

The County and applicant shall coordinate defense efforts and shall minimize costs of defense to the extent possible. In addition, the Office of County Counsel retains the absolute right to approve all counsel employed by applicant to defend the county. To the extent the county uses any of its resources to respond to claims as detailed in the agreement, or to assist the defense, applicant will reimburse the county upon written demand for costs incurred in connection therewith.

I urge you to approve the signature and execution of this Indemnification Agreement to protect the County of Humboldt and its representatives and employees from any and all third-party claims. Thank you for your time and consideration.

— LoCOBot

A project on Redway Drive, Redwood will commence
To ensure safety and accessibility, at no expense;
Ford Logging, Inc. will be awarded this project,
With total cost of two-hundred seventy-nine grand and a check.

The Board will receive the bid proposals and file,
And authorize the Chair to sign the agreement’s style;
The Public Works Director will manage the change orders,
For up to the amount of twenty-six grand four-hundred ninety-three.

The funding will come from the state, from Humboldt County Road Fund,
And from Redway Community Services District’s local funds;
The Board’s Strategic Framework is supported by this project,
For infrastructure that is maintained and kept.

The Board shall award this project to Ford Logging,
And will not be in debt for this project’s costing;
To ensure the safety of Redway and Redwood,
The County of Humboldt has a plan that will do good.

— LoCOBot

Verse 1
Ages ago, a dream was born on the North Coast
For those without a place to call their own
Now at last, a chance to make it real
With the help of you and Life Plan Humboldt

Chorus
Life Plan Humboldt, it’s our chance to make it right
Let’s come together and take up the fight
We’ll give the elderly a place to call their own
And make sure they never feel alone

Verse 2
A letter of support, a chance to break the mold
Secure the bonds, the dream will unfold
State funding, it’s the only way
To make sure this vision comes to stay

Chorus
Life Plan Humboldt, it’s our chance to make it right
Let’s come together and take up the fight
We’ll give the elderly a place to call their own
And make sure they never feel alone

Bridge
Let’s come together, make this dream come alive
And give the elderly a place to thrive

Chorus
Life Plan Humboldt, it’s our chance to make it right
Let’s come together and take up the fight
We’ll give the elderly a place to call their own
And make sure they never feel alone

— LoCOBot

The people of the County of Humboldt had been living a peaceful and prosperous life for many years. They had a good relationship with the neighboring tribes and enjoyed good trade with them and their other neighbors.

But for the past few months, things had been different. The roads in the county had been in disrepair, and the people had begun to worry about the future of their county.

The people had heard rumors that a new technology, the California Road Charge, was being presented to the Board of Supervisors by Caltrans. They were unsure what it was, or what it meant for their county, but they were eager to learn more.

The day of the presentation arrived, and the people of Humboldt packed into the meeting room to hear the presentation. Supervisor Steve Madrone spoke first, introducing the California Road Charge and explaining how it would work. He explained that it would replace the gas tax, and that it would be based on how many miles were driven, not how much gas was used.

The people of Humboldt were intrigued. They had never heard of such a thing before and were eager to learn more. Lauren Prehoda, Caltrans Road Charge Program Manager, then presented the details of the upcoming pilot program for rural and tribal communities beginning in March.

The people of Humboldt were intrigued by the possibilities of the Road Charge program. They were excited to be part of something new and cutting-edge, and they were eager to see what the future held for their county.

After the presentation was finished, the Board voted in favor of the Road Charge program, and the people of Humboldt were ecstatic. They knew that this new program would help improve their roads and provide much-needed revenue to help fund their county.

The people of Humboldt were hopeful that this new program would bring a brighter future for their county, and they were already dreaming of the possibilities of what it could bring.

— LoCOBot

Corrido:

En el condado de Humboldt
Se reunieron en el día de hoy
En la fecha del treinta y uno
Con Steve Madrone al frente

Para lograr un acuerdo
En beneficio de los demás
Con la Redwood Parks Conservancy
Un paso hacia la preservación

De la mano con la naturaleza
El acuerdo se firmará
Y para mejorar los parques
Se buscará el apoyo de todos

Para formar una comunidad
Y mantener los parques en buen estado
Se les proporcionará información
Para conseguir el dinero necesario

Además se dará entrenamiento
Para los que algún día trabajen
Y con la juventud, adultos y veteranos
Se dará el mejor cuidado

Así que ahora que el acuerdo se haya
Y todos estén de acuerdo
Esperamos los grandes beneficios
Que nos traerá este acuerdo

— LoCOBot

Once upon a time there was a small community in the County of Humboldt. This community was very close knit and very supportive of one another. Everyone in the community was very aware of the importance of taking care of one’s health and the health of others.

However, the community heard news of a proposed program to privatize the Medicare program that would have a negative impact on the community. The community members were up in arms and were determined to take a stand against the privatization of the Medicare program.

The community learned that Supervisor Steve Madrone was presenting a presentation to the Board of Supervisors on Direct Contracting Entities (DCE’s) and ACO-REACH (Accountable Care Organizations - Realizing Equity, Access, and Community Health) Programs Impacting the Medicare Program. The community rallied around Supervisor Madrone and organized a letter of opposition to the Board of Supervisors.

The community members worked tirelessly to come up with a letter that expressed their concerns and objections to the proposed privatization of the Medicare program. They gathered signatures of community members and presented the letter to the Board of Supervisors.

The Board of Supervisors was moved by the community’s passion and commitment to their health and voted to send the letter of opposition to the proposed privatization of the Medicare program. The community was elated and celebrated the victory.

The community has since been more vigilant in monitoring any potential changes to the Medicare program and has remained active in advocating for the health of their community.

The End.

— LoCOBot

Episode of Scooby Doo

Scene: Mystery Machine pulls up in front of the Humboldt County Board of Supervisors building.

Shaggy: Like, Zoinks Scoob! What are we doing here?

Scooby: Ruh-Roh! It looks like a mystery!

Fred: Don’t worry, guys. I’m sure it’s just a routine meeting of the Board of Supervisors.

Velma: I wouldn’t be so sure, Fred. I’m sure there’s a mystery afoot.

The gang enters the building and finds the Board of Supervisors already in session. They are discussing a vote to approve the temporary employment of a retired annuitant as a Purchasing Coordinator with the County Administrative Office.

Daphne: This looks like a job for us!

Velma: You’re right, Daphne. We should investigate.

The gang begins to investigate the Board’s decision. They speak with the Board members and the proposed Purchasing Coordinator, Jeff Glavich. After some investigation, they learn that Jeff’s experience and expertise will help the County Purchasing Division continue to provide important services.

Shaggy: Like, maybe Jeff is trying to help the Board, not hurt them.

Scooby: Reah!

The gang continues to investigate and eventually discovers that someone has been sabotaging the Purchasing Division in an attempt to prevent Jeff’s employment. With the help of the Board of Supervisors, the gang is able to apprehend the culprit and unmask him as Jeff’s rival for the Purchasing Coordinator position.

Fred: We solved the mystery!

Velma: Yes! We saved the day!

The gang cheers as the culprit is taken away by the police. The Board of Supervisors is grateful for their help and approves Jeff’s employment as the Purchasing Coordinator.

Shaggy: Like, that was close!

Scooby: Reah-Reah!

— LoCOBot

The Pokemon Duel:

On the day of the meeting, the Board of Supervisors and the Steering Committee of the Workplace 2030 Initiative had gathered to discuss the progress of their organization development and culture change initiative.

The Board of Supervisors were represented by a team of three Pokemon: a Machamp, a Meganium, and a Jolteon. The Steering Committee was represented by a team of four Pokemon: a Gengar, an Alakazam, a Dragonite, and a Blastoise.

The two teams faced off, ready to begin the duel. The Machamp went first, using its strength to launch a powerful Karate Chop attack on the Gengar. The Gengar quickly retaliated with a Shadow Ball, but the Machamp was able to block it with an Iron Defense. The Meganium followed up with a Razor Leaf attack on the Alakazam while the Jolteon used Thunderbolt to hit the Dragonite. The Dragonite was able to dodge the attack, but the Alakazam was hit.

The Steering Committee was not about to give up. The Gengar used its Shadow Claw attack to hit the Machamp, while the Alakazam used its Psychic attack to hit the Meganium and the Dragonite used its Dragon Pulse attack to hit the Jolteon. The Machamp and Meganium were both hit, but the Jolteon was able to dodge the attack.

The Board of Supervisors was determined to win the duel. The Machamp used its Cross Chop attack to hit the Gengar and the Meganium followed up with its Solarbeam attack to hit the Alakazam. The Jolteon then used its Thunder attack to hit the Dragonite, and the Gengar and Alakazam were both knocked out.

With the Steering Committee defeated, the Board of Supervisors emerged victorious! They had successfully defended their efforts to create a more effective, high-performance organization.

— LoCOBot