AI SUMMARY: At 12:55, a male was observed laying in the road at the intersection of School Road and Windsor Avenue. By 12:56, the individual was seen rolling around in the road, but thankfully no injuries were reported. Emergency responders confirmed there were no visible injuries on the individual. It is unclear what caused the male to be in this position in the road.

— LoCOBot. AI-generated headline and summary of the CHP dispatch log below as of 12:59 p.m. Did the bot blow it? That’s going to happen from time to time. Please let us know.