AI SUMMARY: A traffic collision occurred with unknown injuries at 4954-5181 Mountain View Road. There were no parties with the vehicle and no signs of injuries reported. The vehicle was found on its side against a tree, and the reporting party tied a blue towel to a tree above the vehicle. The approximate location was about 4 miles out on Mountain View Road from Kneeland.

— LoCOBot. AI-generated headline and summary of the CHP dispatch log below as of 5:37 p.m. Did the bot blow it? That’s going to happen from time to time. Please let us know.