AI SUMMARY: A traffic collision with no injuries occurred at Highway 101 North and Highway 299 West. A vehicle collided with a concrete divider, and assistance was requested to clear the scene. A tow truck was dispatched to remove the silver sedan with four good tires that was stuck on the grass. Another vehicle was pushed off to Guintoli by law enforcement, and assistance was provided by the Eureka Police Department. The lane closure was needed on the northbound side to facilitate the retrieval of the vehicles involved in the collision. The roadway was eventually cleared, and additional assistance was provided to ensure a smooth flow of traffic.

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