AI SUMMARY: At 3:09 a.m., a traffic hazard was reported on Highway 101 S at Newton B Drury Scenic Pkwy offramp involving a tree in the roadway. By 3:10 a.m., the reporting party advised of a near-miss traffic collision, and by 3:12 a.m., law enforcement confirmed the off-ramp was fully blocked. Caltrans was notified, but there were no units on scene and it would require a callout.

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