AI SUMMARY: A hit and run with no injuries was reported at the Hookton Rd offramp and Highway 101 S, where a black Toyota Corolla sedan was nearly driving on the right-hand side and had an ongoing issue before reportedly striking a cement guardrail while lane splitting. The vehicle continued southbound on Eel River Dr just south of Hookton Rd, with the collision occurring at the Hookton offramp from Hwy 101, and it was later last seen southbound on Eel River Dr just south of Table Bluff Ln. Multiple near-miss collisions were also reported.

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