AI SUMMARY: At Patrick Creek Rd and Hwy 199, CHP reported a traffic hazard involving rocks in the roadway, all on the right-hand side, with an unknown fourth vehicle involved. A gray van was also reported with a damaged tire and front end, and the vehicle would not start.

— LoCOBot. AI-generated headline and summary of the CHP dispatch log below as of 3 a.m. Did the bot blow it? That’s going to happen from time to time. Please let us know.