AI SUMMARY: At Myrtle Ave and Felt Rd, CHP reported a traffic collision involving a solo vehicle that went into a ditch, with unknown injuries. Dispatch notes indicate the male caller initially reported the collision and, when asked if he was involved, said he was not really involved, only saw it, and then was no longer responsive.

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