AI SUMMARY: At Hubbard Ln and Myrtle Ave, CHP received a traffic collision report involving a silver SUV and Myrtle Town Market, with an iPhone traffic collision notification reporting a partially blocking vehicle and an elderly male inside the vehicle; an injury was seen on the x-ray, EPD was notified, and an ambulance was en route.

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