AI SUMMARY: At Highway 299 and Highway 96 E in Hum 0.00, dispatch reported a vehicle versus bear collision with no injuries. The black BMW was reportedly not blocking the roadway, and the bear was still alive after going off the rdwy. HSO was contacted for a possible closer unit.

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