AI SUMMARY: A traffic collision with unknown injuries occurred at the intersection of Hawks Hill Road and Copenhagen Road. The vehicle involved was found halfway into a ditch and partially blocking the road. The vehicle was not running and was unoccupied. Additional callers reported that the vehicle was abandoned and it was unclear if the owner was still at the scene. The incident was previously reported by the Highway Safety Office, who had responded to a call involving a male playing with a machete and injuring themselves the night before. The injured party was taken to the hospital, and the HSO confirmed that the vehicle was not located. Tow services were requested to remove the white Oldsmobile from the scene.

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