AI SUMMARY: At approximately 05:27, a traffic collision occurred at Ettersburg Rd and Doodyville Rd involving a vehicle that was off the roadway. Initial dispatch reports indicated no injuries at 05:28. By 05:29, responders noted that a vehicle was involved in a rear-end collision on a downhill section, with the front bumper nearly at the edge of the road.

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