Wet Glory

Kinetic Soul Train’s ACE Dreams Go Up in Flames

… but while Intergalactic Pussy Alliance feasted on the thrill of victory, it was the Kinetic Soul Train that choked down the agony of defeat. 

Piloted by a pair of Rutabaga Queens — Sohotshe Burns and Gloria Kiddnetica — the flaming choo choo ran off the tracks a few times during Day 1 and ultimately failed to make across the Halverson Park finish line before the 6:32 p.m. deadline. 

See Queen Sohotshe Burns remain optimistic and vow to keep burning bright in the clip below.