2016 You're a Meme One, Mr. Grinch | Monday, 1:39 p.m.

You're a FAST One, Mr. Grinch

Not only first across the Eel, but also first across the finish line on Ferndale’s Main Street is You’re a Meme One, Mr. Grinch!

LoCO spoke with captain Darren Droge about today’s water crossing, his home race in Colorado and where to drink beer now.

However, YaMOMG is not eligible to win this year’s Grand Champioship because he is not an ACE machine. This year’s champion will be decided afters judges scores are tallied — speed, art, pageantry and other considerations factor in. The winner will be announced at tonight’s winner’s banquet.