Sigh, Duane. Didn’t yo’ mama teach you no table manners?
In this edition of Flatmo’d — the Lost Coast Outpost‘s weekly e-sandbox for local manchild Duane Flatmo to play in — our Kinetic hero attempts to prove to parents everywhere that there is a future in playing with your food.
Consider the coaster below when deciding whether you’d like Duane at your next dinner party. Maybe hide the pepper.
Uh oh. More pictures of Duane playing with his food: