Leave it to the brave and tireless truth-hunters at Alex Jones’ infowars.com to reveal the danger lurking in our regional tourist attractions. Armed with a “professional-grade Geiger counter,” the heroic reporter in the video above finds elevated levels of CPM radiation in the roadside duff near the “World-Famous Drive-Thru” tree near Leggett.

The report implies that the level revealed by his doohickey is dangerous. You’ve got some explaining to do, science. The Infowars post also suggests that Leggett is just outside Redwood National and State Parks. Fact power.