Your Lost Coast Outpost is very aware that most of you don’t bother with Twitter. We are fine with this, mostly. However, by steering clear of the Twitterverse, you miss out on the occasional humorous musings of local public officials.

For example, something happened to Eureka Police Chief Andy Mills (@ChiefAndyMills) today that he found somewhat humorous and he tweeted about it. Since you don’t follow him on Twitter, you missed this opportunity to peer into your Chief’s noggin to see what tickles him so. Just this once, let LoCO help, but from here on out you have follow local notables on your own.

This has been your frivolous local law enforcement Twitter update. Good night.