After a season filled with infected mushrooms, Simpsons guest appearances and his grueling regular coaster duties, LoCO scribbler-in-Chief Duane Flatmo is currently enjoying his annual Mexican retreat. Always the good boy scout, though, our Kinetic hero more than prepared for his south-of-the-border trek by filling his pockets with coaster canvases. He files a sneak peak of his next great innovation — thunk up while watching a pregnant dog walking with her nipples dragging on the ground — below.

As a bonus, Duane also sends along some caricatures of his favorite area waiters: