Why not?!

As if Humboldt wasn’t falling apart enough today, the earth decided it needed to stretch a bit to remind us we have zero say in all of this. 

LoCO didn’t feel it, but the USGS confirms that a 3.7M earthquake just hit offshore 70km WSW of Ferndale.

Seriously, do nothing outside today. Crawl under the covers and Netflix binge yourself through this hell (while the Internet holds).

OTHER WAYS HUMBOLDT IS DOOMED TODAY: