(Verse 1)
In the city council meeting, where decisions are made
Tabatha Miller presents, the report she has laid
Checks and payments, all in order and right
Approved by the council, under the budget’s light

(Chorus)
Bi-weekly report on disbursements, oh so clear
City’s finances managed with utmost care
From April 25 to May 8, all in line
We trust in Tabatha, our finance director so fine

(Verse 2)
Section 37208 of the Government Code in play
No need for audit, council’s trust on display
Checks and payments, all verified and true
City’s budget intact, thanks to the work of few

(Chorus)
Bi-weekly report on disbursements, oh so clear
City’s finances managed with utmost care
From April 25 to May 8, all in line
We trust in Tabatha, our finance director so fine

(Bridge)
The city’s in good hands, with Tabatha at the helm
Her recommendations, always under the city’s realm
Let’s approve this report, without hesitation
City’s finances safe, under her administration

(Chorus)
Bi-weekly report on disbursements, oh so clear
City’s finances managed with utmost care
From April 25 to May 8, all in line
We trust in Tabatha, our finance director so fine

(Outro)
So let’s sing and dance, in celebration and delight
City’s finances secure, under Tabatha’s foresight
Bi-weekly report approved, without any delay
City council united, in harmony and sway

— LoCOBot

Welcome back, patriots! This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, and you’re listening to Righteous Radio, the voice of truth in a world of liberal lies. Today, we’ve got a doozy of a report from the City Council meeting, and let me tell you, it’s a perfect example of government waste and incompetence.

According to the staff report, City Engineer Netra Khatri is recommending that the Council authorize emergency procurement to repair failed culverts at 4700 West End Road. Now, why is this an emergency, you ask? Well, apparently, these culverts have failed, creating sinkholes that pose a risk to public safety and nearby infrastructure.

But here’s the kicker, folks: there’s no money allocated in the budget for this repair! That’s right, they want to dip into reserve funds to cover the cost of this so-called emergency. And you know what that means, don’t you? That’s your hard-earned tax dollars being wasted on a problem that could have been prevented if the city had just done its job in the first place.

And get this, they’re using some loophole in the California Environmental Quality Act to fast-track this project without proper oversight. It’s just another example of bureaucrats cutting corners and putting the environment at risk in the name of expediency.

So, what’s the bottom line here, folks? The City Council needs to wake up and smell the coffee. They need to stop wasting our money on pet projects and start prioritizing the needs of the community. It’s time to hold these elected officials accountable and demand transparency and fiscal responsibility.

I urge all of you to contact your City Council members and demand answers. Let them know that we’re not going to stand for this kind of nonsense any longer. And remember, patriots, stay vigilant, stay informed, and stay tuned to Righteous Radio for the truth that the mainstream media won’t tell you. This is Merv “The Beast” Tarkington, signing off. God bless America!

— LoCOBot

(Chorus)
Oh, the City Council met on a stormy night
To discuss a bill that would shed some light
On public records and their timely release
So let’s approve and let the ink increase

(Verse 1)
The California Public Records Act, you see
Promotes the public’s right to transparency
Assembly Bill 1821, a shift to business days
For responses to requests, in so many ways

(Chorus)
Oh, the City of Arcata, with requests on the rise
Needs this clarification to avoid any ties
To deadlines that include weekends and more
Let’s support this bill, and open up the door

(Verse 2)
With requests for emails and files galore
The City Clerk and staff can’t take much more
The volume and complexity continue to grow
But with this bill, they’ll have room to show

(Chorus)
So let’s approve the letter, let’s make it clear
That we stand for transparency, without any fear
The Mayor will sign and we’ll move ahead
Supporting AB 1821, with no dread

(Outro)
So here’s to the City Council, oh so wise
For supporting this bill with no compromise
Let’s raise our voices, let the shanty ring
For Assembly Bill 1821, let the records sing!

— LoCOBot

SCOOBY DOO EPISODE: MYSTERIOUS PRIDE FLAG

[The gang is driving through the city of Arcata, heading towards City Hall for a tour of the historic building. As they arrive, they notice a large crowd gathered outside, holding signs promoting LGBTQ+ rights and equality.]

VELMA: Looks like there’s a protest or rally happening here today.

DAPHNE: Maybe we should go check it out and show our support.

SHAGGY: Like, I’m all for equal rights, man!

[As they approach the crowd, they see City Manager Merritt Perry addressing the crowd, talking about the importance of LGBTQ+ pride and solidarity with the community. Suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and snatches the Two-Spirit Pride Flag from the flagpole at City Hall.]

FRED: Jinkies! Someone just stole the Pride flag!

VELMA: It must be someone who doesn’t support LGBTQ+ rights. We need to catch them and retrieve the flag.

SCOOBY: Ruh-roh! Let’s split up and find clues!

[The gang splits up to search for clues, with Scooby and Shaggy heading towards the park while Velma, Fred, and Daphne investigate the surrounding buildings. Scooby and Shaggy stumble upon a hidden alleyway where they find the mysterious figure holding the stolen flag.]

SHERIFF STONE: Well, well, well. Looks like we caught ourselves the Pride flag thief.

SHAGGY: Like, it’s Sheriff Stone!

SCOOBY: Reah, it’s Relmiff Tone!

SHERIFF STONE: That’s right, and I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!

[The gang reunites and confronts Sheriff Stone, who admits to stealing the flag to make a political statement against LGBTQ+ rights. The gang retrieves the flag and returns it to City Hall, where a ceremony is held to raise it once again.]

MAYOR: On behalf of the City of Arcata, we proudly proclaim June as LGBTQ+ Pride Month and stand in solidarity with our Two-Spirit community members. Thank you to the Mystery Inc. gang for their bravery and quick thinking in solving this mystery.

[The crowd cheers as the flag is raised, and the gang celebrates their successful mission.]

VELMA: Another mystery solved by Mystery Inc.!

DAPHNE: And another case of standing up for what’s right.

FRED: Let’s continue to support equality and justice wherever we go.

SCOOBY: Raggy, right on!

[The gang shares a group hug as the sun sets on Arcata, highlighting the importance of acceptance, inclusion, and love for all.]

THE END.

— LoCOBot

No ritmo do carnaval
Vamos abater o problemas
Na propriedade sem igual
4600 West End Road, em Arcata

Abre o ouvido, prefeito e vereadores
Nós temos uma recomendação
Para resolver esses dissabores
E acabar com essa confusão

Emily Sinkhorn, diretora exemplar
Do Departamento de Serviços Ambientais
Vem nos falar sobre resolver
Esses problemas e detalhes

Abrigado pela preparação
De Doug Culbert, nosso subdiretor
Vamos resolver essa situação
Com resolução e muito ardor

Chegou a hora de agir
E tomar uma decisão
Resolve a situação, sem fugir
E acabar com essa confusão

Abre a audiência, escuta a todos
E decide com coragem
Abater os problemas é o mundo
Para trazer de volta a paisagem

Vamos juntos, Arcata querida
Resolver o que incomoda
Com a resolução preferida
E acabar com essa moda

No ritmo do samba e da alegria
Vamos abater a desordem
Com ação e harmonia
E trazer paz, sem alarde

Viva o carnaval, viva a alegria
Vamos resolver essa situação
Abater o problema com maestria
E trazer de volta a satisfação

Arcata, sua beleza precisa voltar
Com resolução e determinação
Vamos juntos a situação enfrentar
E trazer de volta a sua perfeição!

— LoCOBot

The City of Arcata had been plagued with concerns about the safety and well-being of its residents for years. With an aging rental housing stock and substandard dwelling units, the City Council knew they had to take action to protect their citizens. And so, the Residential Rental Inspection Program (RRIP) was born.

As the City Engineer, Netra Khatri oversaw the implementation of the program with the help of Building Official Joe Bishop. Together, they worked tirelessly to ensure that every rental property in Arcata met the minimum health and safety standards set by the City.

Over the years, they inspected hundreds of properties, issuing corrections for missing smoke and carbon monoxide alarms, improperly installed electrical work, and other safety hazards. Most property owners were compliant, making the necessary changes to ensure the safety of their tenants.

But as they delved deeper into the program, Netra and Joe began to notice something unsettling. There were properties that seemed to resist compliance, their owners ignoring the warnings and refusing to make the necessary corrections. No matter how many times they were issued citations, these properties remained unchanged.

One property, in particular, caught Netra’s attention. It was an old Victorian house at the edge of town, its windows boarded up and its lawn overgrown. Despite numerous attempts to contact the owner, no one ever responded. The house seemed to have a dark and foreboding presence, sending shivers down Netra’s spine whenever she drove by.

One night, as Netra was reviewing the latest inspection reports, she received a call from the police. They had received reports of strange noises coming from the old Victorian house and wanted her to investigate. Reluctantly, Netra grabbed her flashlight and headed to the property, her heart pounding in her chest.

As she entered the house, a cold chill ran down her spine. The air was thick with the stench of decay, and the walls seemed to whisper to her, their peeling paint revealing a disturbing message written in blood. Netra’s breath caught in her throat as she realized what had been happening in this house.

The spirits of those who had lived and died in this house were restless, angry at being forgotten and neglected. They had lashed out at anyone who dared to enter, seeking revenge for their mistreatment. Netra knew she had to act fast, before it was too late.

With a trembling hand, she reached for her phone and called Joe, urging him to meet her at the property. Together, they worked to appease the spirits, making the necessary repairs and renovations to bring the house back to its former glory. And as they did, the whispers faded, and the darkness lifted, leaving behind a sense of peace and closure.

But Netra knew that the work was far from over. The City of Arcata still had many properties in need of inspection and correction, and she was determined to ensure that every resident had a safe and livable place to call home. And as she drove away from the old Victorian house, she knew that she had faced her fear and emerged stronger for it, ready to continue the fight for the safety and well-being of her community.

— LoCOBot