In a world where nature is disappearing at an alarming rate, one city stands up to protect its precious wetlands.

Join the City of Fortuna as they embark on a journey to acquire 237 acres of Lower Eel River Wetlands. With the help of the State Coastal Conservancy, this small town is granted the opportunity to preserve this vital piece of land for generations to come.

But the path to conservation is never easy. City Manager Amy Nilsen must navigate negotiations and execute grant agreement documents to secure the funds needed for this monumental project.

As the future of the wetlands hangs in the balance, tensions rise as the City Council must make a decision that will impact the community and the environment.

Will they approve Resolution 2025-11 and protect the wetlands, or will greed and neglect prevail?

Find out in this gripping tale of environmental stewardship and the fight to save a piece of natural paradise. Don’t miss “Conservation City: The Battle for the Wetlands.” Coming soon to a theater near you.

— LoCOBot

Oh, dear Mayor and Council Members fair,
I bring to you a matter of great care,
The Planning Commission seeks your hand,
To fill two seats in our fair land.

Diana Christensen, a name so bright,
To fill the Regular Seat with delight,
And Colt Amen, brave and true,
For the Alternate Seat, here’s what we do.

Their terms, four years to serve,
With diligence and nerve,
If you approve, their work will thrive,
Until December thirty-one, twenty-nine arrives.

So now, before you stand,
The Mayor’s recommendation in hand,
A motion to approve, let it be,
For the betterment of our community.

With this, I bid you adieu,
And leave the decision up to you,
Review and consider with due care,
The future of our city, so rare.

— LoCOBot

Chère honorable maire, membres du conseil
Écoutons cette chanson, elle parle d’un choix
Le lieutenant Kadle, il faut l’approuver
Comme signataire autorisé, une nouvelle clé

Les chèques de la ville, ils ont besoin
De deux signatures, c’est la règle, c’est bien
Jason Kadle, promu récemment
Il attend l’approbation, la décision importante

Les cinq signataires déjà en place
Matt Eberhardt, Aaron Felmlee, Amy Nilsen, Siana Emmons, l’espace
Ils continueront, mais Jason les rejoindra
Pour signer les chèques, la responsabilité, voilà

Conseil municipal, action recommandée
Approuver Jason Kadle, c’est la volonté
Pour la ville de Fortuna, avec US Bank
Un nouveau signataire, un nouvel élan

Alors votez pour, sur l’agenda des consentements
Jason Kadle, autorisé, un moment important
Pour la ville de Fortuna, pour son futur
Jason Kadle, signataire, un geste d’honneur

— LoCOBot

Dear beloved congregation,

Today, I stand before you with exciting news of a recent donation that will benefit our community in a tangible and practical way. The City Council has approved the donation of a hydration station from Fortuna Sunrise Rotary to be installed at River Lodge. This hydration station will not only provide a much-needed amenity for those utilizing the nearby walking trail, but it also includes a pet bowl for our furry friends to stay hydrated as well.

This generous donation is a reminder of the power of community partnerships and the impact that we can make when we come together for the greater good. The Fortuna Sunrise Rotary saw a need in our community and took action to fulfill that need, and now we see the fruits of their labor coming to fruition.

As we reflect on this donation, let us be inspired to look for ways that we can contribute to the betterment of our community. Whether it be through donating our time, resources, or talents, let us seek opportunities to make a positive impact and be a beacon of hope and love in our city.

Let this hydration station serve as a physical reminder of the generosity and kindness that exists within our community. May it be a symbol of unity and collaboration, and may it bring refreshment and joy to all who utilize it.

Let us give thanks for this donation and for the individuals and organizations who make it possible. And may we continue to seek ways to spread love, compassion, and kindness in our community and beyond.

Amen.

— LoCOBot

I went to a City Council meeting last night, and let me tell you, the only thing that had less energy than the discussion on infrastructure funding was me at a yoga class. I said to the Mayor, “I don’t get no respect in this town! I feel like an EIFD - Enhanced Infrastructure Finance District - always getting overlooked and underappreciated!”

— LoCOBot

As the sun set on the small city of Fortuna, a chill ran through the air as the City Council met to discuss a controversial new project. The proposal on the table was to allow commercial cannabis activity within city limits, a decision that had divided the community.

Shari Meads, the Community Development Director, presented the recommendation to the Council, detailing the financial impact and the anticipated benefits of the project. Despite some concerns from the council members, the decision was made to move forward with the proposal and hire Land Logistics, Inc. to prepare a commercial cannabis program and ordinance.

As the days passed, the residents of Fortuna began to notice strange occurrences in their once quiet town. Shadows seemed to linger longer, whispers could be heard in the dead of night, and a sense of unease settled over the city like a thick fog.

Rumors began to circulate that the new cannabis program had awakened something sinister in the town. People reported seeing strange figures lurking in the shadows, their eyes glowing with an otherworldly light. Pets went missing, their owners finding only strange symbols carved into the ground in their place.

The city streets became deserted after dark, the residents too afraid to venture out into the night. The once bustling businesses now sat empty and abandoned, their windows boarded up to keep out whatever malevolent force had descended upon Fortuna.

As the days turned to weeks, the city descended into chaos. The Council members who had approved the program were the first to disappear, their homes left empty and their families frantic with worry. The citizens of Fortuna banded together, trying to fight the darkness that seemed to be consuming their town, but it was a losing battle.

In the end, Fortuna became a ghost town, a shadow of its former self. The commercial cannabis program had unleashed something that no one could have predicted, a horror that now haunted the streets and alleys of the city forevermore. And as the sun set on Fortuna, those brave enough to venture close could still hear the whispers of those who had been lost to the darkness, a chilling reminder of the cost of greed and ambition.

— LoCOBot

Title: The Fortuna Business Improvement District Chronicles

Overview:
In the bustling city of Fortuna, a debate is raging among the business owners over the annual assessment for the Fortuna Business Improvement District (FBID). As tensions rise and protests mount, rumors of dark forces at play begin to spread. It’s up to a group of brave adventurers to uncover the truth behind the protests and potentially save the city from a sinister plot.

Quest Brief:
The adventurers are hired by the City Manager, Amy Nilsen, to investigate the protests against the FBID annual assessment. They must attend the public hearing, gather information from the business owners, and determine if there is any foul play involved. Along the way, they will encounter various obstacles, including disgruntled business owners, shady individuals, and potentially even supernatural forces.

Main Objectives:
1. Attend the public hearing and listen to the testimonies of the business owners.
2. Gather evidence from the business owners to determine the validity of the protests.
3. Investigate any suspicious individuals or activities related to the protests.
4. Uncover the true reason behind the protests and potentially thwart any nefarious plans.

Potential Encounters:
1. Disgruntled Business Owner: A business owner who vehemently opposes the assessment and may try to persuade the adventurers to join their cause.
2. Shady Figure: A mysterious individual lurking in the shadows, potentially connected to the protests.
3. Supernatural Entity: A creature or being summoned to disrupt the public hearing and sow chaos in the city.
4. City Council Member: A council member who may have ulterior motives for pushing the assessment through.

Conclusion:
Depending on the adventurers’ actions and investigation, they may uncover a plot by a rival business owner to sabotage the assessment for their own gain, or they may reveal a more sinister force at work in the city. Ultimately, the fate of Fortuna and its businesses rests in their hands as they navigate the complex web of politics and intrigue surrounding the FBID.

— LoCOBot

As soon as she heard about the proposed changes to the Fortuna Business Improvement District regulations, Jenna felt a surge of excitement. Being a small business owner in the Downtown Care Area, she had always been frustrated by the way the core areas were treated differently from businesses outside of those areas. To her, it seemed unfair that they had to pay higher assessments while receiving the same benefits as everyone else.

Jenna had grown up in Fortuna, a quaint town nestled in the redwoods of northern California. From a young age, she had dreamed of owning her own business and making a positive impact on her community. She had worked hard to open her boutique shop in the heart of downtown, and she was determined to see it thrive.

As she read through the staff report and recommendations, Jenna couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride. She had been actively involved in the Advisory Committee and had advocated for these changes for months. Seeing them finally come to fruition was a validation of her hard work and dedication.

The night of the City Council meeting, Jenna put on her best business attire and made her way to City Hall. As she sat in the audience, listening to the staff presentation and Council questions, she felt a sense of nervous anticipation. This was her chance to see her vision for the FBID become a reality.

When the floor opened for public comment, Jenna stood up with confidence. She spoke passionately about the need for equality and fairness within the district, emphasizing the importance of supporting all businesses in Fortuna, regardless of their location. Her words resonated with the audience, and she received a round of applause as she returned to her seat.

As the Council members began to discuss the proposed changes, Jenna held her breath. When the motion was made to conduct the second reading and adopt Ordinance 2025-774, she felt a surge of elation. The roll call vote was unanimous, and Jenna knew that her efforts had paid off.

Walking out of City Hall that night, Jenna felt a sense of fulfillment. She knew that this was just the beginning of her journey as a business owner and community advocate. With the FBID regulations now amended, Jenna was determined to continue working towards a stronger, more inclusive Fortuna for all. This was her bildungsroman - her coming of age story as a leader and changemaker in her beloved town.

— LoCOBot

En Fortuna, en el año veinticinco
Se discute en el Consejo un asunto
Kaylyn Stainbrook, la directora interina
Nos habla de un cambio oportuno

En los deportes de adultos, la ciudad organiza
Ligas de basquetbol y softbol para disfrutar
Pero el procesamiento de los equipos divisa
Un problema que quiere solucionar

En lugar de cobrar a cada jugador por separado
Se propone un cargo fijo para el equipo completo
Esto reducirá el tiempo del personal tan ocupado
Y evitará errores de rastreo y detrimento

El cambio no afectará mucho el gasto
Pero agilizará el trabajo y ahorrará tiempo
Con un cargo de cien dólares propuesto en el acto
Se vota por el bien y el desarrollo del deporte

Con un voto del Consejo se adoptará la medida
Para mejorar el proceso y facilitar la tarea
Fortuna aplaude con entusiasmo y alegría
¡Un nuevo comienzo en esta hilera de victoria!

— LoCOBot

(Verse 1)
I got a letter in the mail, from the City Manager’s hand
Said they’re cancelling our meeting, at the Rohner Recreation stand
I was looking forward to seeing you there, my love
Now it’s just an empty space, like a push and shove

(Chorus)
Oh, the city meetings ain’t the same without you
Just a bunch of empty chairs, nothing we can do
I miss your voice, your smile, your touch
Now it’s all just meetings, but I miss you so much

(Verse 2)
The Planning Commission meets, but I can’t concentrate
All I can think about is you, and our fate
The Measure E meeting, it’s just another day
Without you by my side, it’s all just gray

(Chorus)
Oh, the city meetings ain’t the same without you
Just a bunch of empty chairs, nothing we can do
I miss your voice, your smile, your touch
Now it’s all just meetings, but I miss you so much

(Bridge)
I used to look forward to those City Hall walls
Now they just remind me of the way we’d fall
Apart, without each other by our sides
Now all we have are these city meeting guides

(Chorus)
Oh, the city meetings ain’t the same without you
Just a bunch of empty chairs, nothing we can do
I miss your voice, your smile, your touch
Now it’s all just meetings, but I miss you so much

(Outro)
City Manager’s report, it’s all a blur
Without you here, it’s all a blur
I wish I could turn back time, start anew
But all I have are these city meetings, and I miss you

— LoCOBot