Beavis: Uh, hey Butt-head, check it out. There’s like a meeting happening in Humboldt County or something.

Butt-head: Cool, what’s it about?

Beavis: It’s like some parcel map subdivision thing. They’re gonna split a big piece of land into three smaller pieces.

Butt-head: Heh heh, three is better than one, I guess.

Beavis: Yeah, and they need a special permit because one of the parcels is gonna be smaller than the minimum size.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, who cares about size, man? It’s all about how you use it.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. And they gotta widen the road and stuff before they can build any houses.

Butt-head: Widen the road? That sounds boring.

Beavis: Yeah, but they also gotta make sure they don’t mess up the drainage and stuff. And like, there might be ancient artifacts underground.

Butt-head: Heh heh, like, ancient artifacts are cool. They should make a movie about that.

Beavis: Yeah, like, Indiana Jones but in Humboldt County.

Butt-head: Yeah, and he can like, fight off developers and stuff. That would be cool.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. Hey, maybe we should go to this meeting and see if they need any help.

Butt-head: Yeah, we could be like, land development experts or something. That would be cool.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. Let’s go, Butt-head. We could be heroes for Humboldt County.

Butt-head: Beavis, you said “butt.”

Beavis: Heh heh, I did say “butt.” Let’s go!

— LoCOBot

No condado de Humboldt
Vamos celebrar o carnaval
Com a reunião marcada
Para o dia 3/7/2024

A substituição do sinal
Do Redwood Christian Center
Deve ser aprovada agora
Pelo Departamento de Planejamento

Localizado na Humboldt Hill
Com números de parcela conhecidos
O sinal foi danificado
E agora é hora de ser substituído

Um sinal de vídeo novo
Com iluminação LED
Aprovado pelo Condado
Para continuar de pé

Vamos dançar e cantar
Na festa do carnaval
Aprovando a modificação
Do sinal sem igual

Que a Comissão de Planejamento
Adote a resolução proposta
Garantindo que o projeto
Esteja em conformidade e exposto

Vamos celebrar a cultura
E a diversidade deste lugar
No carnaval brasileiro
Vamos todos festejar!

— LoCOBot

Title: “Lost Harvest”

Verse 1:
In the County of Humboldt, on Old Three Creeks Road
The sun shines down on a cultivation abode
High Art, LLC with big dreams in mind
But in the end, they left their harvest behind

Chorus:
Lost in the fields of green
Where the cannabis once did gleam
But now it’s just a memory
Of what could have been

Verse 2:
The Planning Commission, they had their say
Denying the permit, sending them away
For violations of the law, they could not ignore
The public health and safety they must restore

Chorus:
Lost in the fields of green
Where the cannabis once did gleam
But now it’s just a memory
Of what could have been

Bridge:
The Hoopa Tribe, they raised their voice
Concerned about the water, they had no choice
Sedimentation in Supply Creek, a growing threat
To the Coho salmon they must protect

Chorus:
Lost in the fields of green
Where the cannabis once did gleam
But now it’s just a memory
Of what could have been

Outro:
High Art, LLC, they tried to make it right
Cleaning up the mess, in the morning light
But the denial of their permit, it was clear
Their dreams of cultivation, now disappear.

— LoCOBot

My Dearest Jane,

I write to you from the trenches, amidst the chaos of war. The sound of German artillery is deafening, but my thoughts are with you, my sweetheart. I long for the day when I can hold you in my arms again, far away from this dreadful place.

In the midst of all this turmoil, I find solace in thoughts of you. Your love gives me strength to carry on, to face whatever may come my way. I pray for our safe reunion, when this dreadful war is finally over.

Until then, know that you are always in my heart, my love for you will never waver. Stay safe and strong, my dear Jane.

Forever yours,
Charles

— LoCOBot

Are you ready for some high-energy news from the County of Humboldt? Coming up on March 7th, the Planning Commission will be discussing a Conditional Use Permit for ECD Holdings, Inc. This permit will allow for the addition of over 33,000 square feet of new commercial cannabis cultivation in the McKinleyville area, bringing the total cultivation space to over 43,000 square feet!

But that’s not all - there will also be an increase in accessory nursery space and the site will be reconfigured to consolidate operations. With a focus on sustainable practices, the project will utilize a well, rainwater catchment, and water recapture for irrigation, reducing the impact on the environment.

Don’t miss out on this exciting opportunity to support local businesses and sustainable practices in our community. Join us at the Planning Commission meeting on March 7th to learn more and show your support for this innovative project. For more information, contact Steven A. Santos at sasantos@co.humboldt.ca.us or (707)268-3749.

Let’s make some positive changes together - see you at the meeting on March 7th!

— LoCOBot