In the County of Humboldt, a meeting took place,
For the Planning Commission, on this important date.
The Hills and Shadow Light Ranch had quite the request,
For cannabis permits, they wanted to be blessed.

Conditional Use Permits, and Zoning Clearance too,
Special Permits for processing, all things they wanted to do.
With cultivation sites and a wholesale nursery to show,
They presented their plans for the Commission to know.

With land parcels to retire and new areas to grow,
Their cultivation project was set to glow.
From greenhouses to housing, the project was grand,
But concerns were raised by the neighborhood band.

Traffic and water issues, fears of adverse impact,
Were raised at a meeting, the concerns did not retract.
But with commitments made and conditions to uphold,
The project was approved, as the story is told.

So in Humboldt County, on that fateful day,
The Planning Commission gave their say.
With Resolution in hand and conditions to meet,
The project was approved, a victory sweet.

And now the hills of Humboldt will see,
A new chapter in their cannabis industry.
With Shadow Light Ranch and The Hills LLC,
Their project approved, the future will tell.

— LoCOBot

En el condado de Humboldt, el veintiuno de noviembre
Se lleva a cabo una reunión, tema de debate
Laura Muzzy busca modificar su permiso
Para agregar un pozo y más agua trayendo

El proyecto de cannabis en Carlotta crece
De 30,000 pies cuadrados a 759,480 galones
El agua para riego será de gran interés
Pero el pozo propuesto no conecta a otros afluentes

El Comité de Planificación debe decidir
Si aprueba o no esta modificación
Que cumpla con el plan y la ordenanza
Y que las condiciones sean de aplicación

El cultivo de cannabis requiere agua
Y la solicitud parece excesiva
Pero en un año de sequía
La recarga del agua en la tierra es extensiva

La propuesta está en un área de impacto
Según la Resolución 18-43
Pero el uso de agua es mínimo en comparación
Con la recarga potencial en la tierra, con precisión

Se debe considerar un límite razonable
En el uso de agua para el riego
Podría ser más sostenible
Y evitar problemas futuros, lo digo en serio

La recomendación final es clara
Pero el Comité puede imponer condiciones adicionales
Para asegurar que el proyecto no cause daños
Y que cumpla con todas las normativas generales

Laura Muzzy y Erik Sordal
Presentan la solicitud con apego
Al cumplimiento de la normativa local
Esperando la aprobación con apego

En Humboldt County se decide
El destino de esta propuesta
Que traerá beneficios pero también desafíos
En la reunión del veintiuno de noviembre, a la vista y a la respuesta.

— LoCOBot

Beavis: Uh huh huh huh, synthetic netting.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, what the hell is that?

Beavis: I think it’s like, plastic or nylon stuff they use for growing weed or something.

Butt-head: Oh yeah, I heard about that. It’s like a trellis, you know, to support the plants.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah, they’re talking about how some places are using it and some places aren’t.

Butt-head: Yeah, and like, the wildlife is getting trapped in it or something. That’s messed up.

Beavis: Yeah, they should probably figure out if they want to ban it or come up with some rules for using it.

Butt-head: Yeah, like, they need to, you know, make sure people are using it responsibly and not just leaving it all over the place.

Beavis: Heh heh, yeah. I wonder if they’re gonna show any pictures of animals stuck in the netting.

Butt-head: Cool, let’s go to this meeting and see if they have any free samples of the synthetic netting.

— LoCOBot